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Colby Robertson

@jellomorton.bsky.social

Public sector tech stuff by day. Musician by night. Drummer and producer for The Higham Flyers. Prospect rep. Boat dweller. Veggie. Nonbinary. (they/them) (she/her) πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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A penguin jumped on this boat to escape a seal, so they took him to the iceberg where his friends were waiting for him.

23.07.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 942    πŸ” 196    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 33

I'm sick & feeling sorry for myself, so to cheer myself up here's my favourite story about film & TV censorship

James Ferman was the Director of the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC) from 1975 to 1999.

And he was terrified of ninjas 1/9

31.03.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 258    πŸ” 97    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 31

Wow. Impressive.

14.05.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a trans person with an decidedly asymmetrical face due to a childhood illness, I really wish people wouldn't dunk on Graham Linehan for his appearance, or equate his appearance with the presence or lack of moral virtue. It sucks to read and makes people with visible difference feel like shit.

14.05.2025 10:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Boss of a small regional office decided that he liked the idea of everyone staying an extra 10 mins after their shifts to fill in an online form listing five things they did that day. He changed his mind very quickly after just one email from Unite the Union. Join a union.

01.05.2025 11:25 β€” πŸ‘ 801    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

Union finder here: www.tuc.org.uk/join-a-union

27.04.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Thank you. I could use an ear!

22.04.2025 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People don't have to be good or nice to you no matter what you do. People can make a conscious choice to harm you for no reason and feel no remorse regardless of how good or innocent a person you are.

15.04.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and are above him Alt: a cartoon character is holding a bunch of money and the words shut up and are above him
01.04.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Text says Trans Day of Visibility 2025. Illustration is of three people of different appearances holding up the trans flag.

Text says Trans Day of Visibility 2025. Illustration is of three people of different appearances holding up the trans flag.

It's Trans Day of Visibility today and we're sending love and solidarity to trans people everywhere - whether you're able to be open about being trans or not.

#Trans #Transgender #Nonbinary #Queer #LGBTQIA #LGBTQ #TDOV25 #TDOV

31.03.2025 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 659    πŸ” 323    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 15
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it

20.03.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9236    πŸ” 1764    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 148
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was thinking about this brilliant Madonna quote about "Express Yourself" again; this is from my post in 2020 about the song www.fluxblog.org/2020/07/dont...

19.03.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Welcome!

28.02.2025 13:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm loving #NoodleTuesday. Keep it coming!

25.02.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We’re Listening: A Frasier Podcast | We’re Listening: A Frasier Podcast Will, Kie and Steve discuss an episode of Frasier each week, challenging each other with trivia and talking about why they love the show so much. By fans, for fans.

I love it! There's a really good podcast that goes episode by episode if you wanted to listen along...

werelistening.podbean.com

10.02.2025 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to be included!

23.01.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Accidentally created this masterpiece over on threads when someone requested some classical music over β€œDoom: The Gallery Experience”. Had to share over here. Also credit where it due for the amazing violin doom theme cover;

youtu.be/UJIn5RT6U9c?...

07.01.2025 07:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1090    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 7
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Hey cargo bike folks! 🚲

There’s a new online hub at cargobikelife.community.forum, where we can share tips, stories, and resources about e-cargo bikes. It’s designed to bring us together as a community and make it easier for newcomers to learn about the lifestyle. πŸ’‘

1/3

01.01.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 4
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Closure of northern Minnesota camp is β€˜the greatest story.’ Here’s why. Willow River, Minn., camp One Heartland is for sale after serving kids there for nearly three decades.

After nearly three decades, a Minnesota summer camp for kids with HIV/AIDS is closing and up for sale... because retroviral drugs are so effective that there aren't enough campers.

Science works, y'all.

www.startribune.com/closure-of-n...

27.12.2024 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 26755    πŸ” 5323    πŸ’¬ 322    πŸ“Œ 508

Christmas can be tough for some - here are some useful UK numbers; there's always somebody who wants to help you.

Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind 0300 123 3393
Or text SHOUT to 85258.

A very Merry and safe Christmas to you all.

24.12.2024 07:42 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 147    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Dude makes this gig work for him

18.12.2024 07:37 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 14
Bloodywood ft. @BABYMETAL - Bekhauf (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Bloodywood Bloodywood ft. @BABYMETAL - Bekhauf (Official Music Video)

Bloodywood released a track with Babymetal this week, letting you all know in case Bollywood J-Pop Heavy Metal fusion was missing from your life (it was missing from mine and I didn't even realise it)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=skXl...

11.12.2024 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
LimeWire Wrapped

1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac
2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv
3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3
4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav
5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

04.12.2024 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 26003    πŸ” 4926    πŸ’¬ 369    πŸ“Œ 285
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NEW EPISODE! Cellist Lori Goldston talks about playing with Nirvana on their legendary MTV Unplugged performance and touring with the band on their In Utero tour (October ’93 - January ’94). So many good stories!
Tune in here: buff.ly/4g0EdDk

04.12.2024 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Gone far too soon. And very much worthy of celebration. I remember interviewing him years ago round the start of his collaborations with Isobel Campbell. He had a deserved reputation as a less-than-easy subject, but was worth the challenge.

25.11.2024 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It's always a good day to post Lionel Hutz but sure, let's make this Lionel Hutz Friday. Share your favourite Lionel Hutz/general Phil Hartman moments below!

22.11.2024 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 8

We're a boat family so I will enjoy reading!

20.11.2024 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a post in my local facebook group. It reads:

"Did anyone spot anything odd going on around the bottom end of [Ive redacted the street names] last night (Thurs 26/09) between 21:15 - 21:40 ish? Large white Merc van, a number of dogs and cats in the rear in carry cages. A woman in an orange hi-viz jacket and two men chasing a youngish looking smokey grey coloured cat with four white paws and white under its chin area. Does this cat belong to anyone? After much chasing they put it in a cage in the back of the van. Dogs were barking in the back of the van. Anyone seen a large white Merc driving slowly around the area with a dodgy registration plate ending DOG? It has writing on it saying something like 'Charity van' and got dog paw designs on it. Not sure what was going on!"

Screenshot of a post in my local facebook group. It reads: "Did anyone spot anything odd going on around the bottom end of [Ive redacted the street names] last night (Thurs 26/09) between 21:15 - 21:40 ish? Large white Merc van, a number of dogs and cats in the rear in carry cages. A woman in an orange hi-viz jacket and two men chasing a youngish looking smokey grey coloured cat with four white paws and white under its chin area. Does this cat belong to anyone? After much chasing they put it in a cage in the back of the van. Dogs were barking in the back of the van. Anyone seen a large white Merc driving slowly around the area with a dodgy registration plate ending DOG? It has writing on it saying something like 'Charity van' and got dog paw designs on it. Not sure what was going on!"

Screenshot reads: "UPDATE: the incident number is [I have redacted the South Yorkshire Police incident number]"

Screenshot reads: "UPDATE: the incident number is [I have redacted the South Yorkshire Police incident number]"

Screenshot reads: "FURTHER UPDATE: one of the people involved said it was a legal drop-off of cats and the van belongs to a charity πŸ‘"

Screenshot reads: "FURTHER UPDATE: one of the people involved said it was a legal drop-off of cats and the van belongs to a charity πŸ‘"

local facebook groups are top quality entertainment. just can't be beaten

19.11.2024 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I loved your book BTW)

19.11.2024 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Denied! 😜

19.11.2024 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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