Grego Gonzo

Save the Bees, kill the Gees

If you're feeling nostalgic, join us tonight as the Oscar goes...home!

Tonight's #31DaysOfOscar lineup reconnects with family and loved ones through these timeless stories – starting with Harold Russell and Cathy O'Donnell in THE BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES ('46) at 8pm ET.

Simpsons screencap: Lionel Hutz and Marge in realtor jackets, sitting next to each other. Hutz has a giant fake grin on his face, in the episode he talks about "the truth" in a cheery way. Underneath is a headline from the White House saying Spain has agreed to cooperate with US Military.

Simpsons screencap: Lionel Hutz and Marge in realtor jackets, sitting next to each other. Hutz has a giant scowl on his face, in the episode he talks about "the truth" in a negative way. Underneath is a headline saying Spain denies U.S. claims.

Come and play with us, Danny.

(Yes, of course I made baby Mothman earrings)

Every time i disagree with someone online, this emoji is involved: 🤣

Ok but I just made myself these really fuckin cool earrings

I just made these, and to say I’m excited about them is an understatement. I can’t get them in the shop yet because I need a little bit of material to add to the back of them, but they’re coming soon.

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug CartelsU.S.

U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/

✨ It’s a yes or no question ✨

Fat Tony talking to marge

Principal skinner doing the money finger thing. "THE Tariffs! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAriffs."

See TCM #NoirAlley host Eddie Muller in the shadows as he returns to Seattle for the Noir City Film Festival. See mayhem, music and murder on the big screen beginning on 2/13.

All the details here: https://bit.ly/3MtRjiL

Super Bowl Sunday announcement for a black t-shirt and black tote bag featuring simple white illustration of the face of Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day. In an arch above his head, bold white text reads: ODE TO BILLIE JOE The items are 25% off today only at notrightstudio.etsy.com

So since everyone my age is about to remember how much they love Green Day, I thought I’d put the Ode to Billie Joe shirts and totes on sale for 25% off (that means the tees are less than $19!) today only. Enjoy watching or not watching the Super Bowl and support an independent shop 🖤

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

when people tell me about how they use AI for everything

Black t-shirt with orange text that reads: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AI ART

Somehow I forgot to list these! There are a few in the shop (I also have totes and stickers), but if I don’t have the size you want, DM me and I’ll make one for you! notrightstudio.etsy.com

Was it a Dong disaster?
Worse sir, it was a Weiner Scandal

JONATHAN ROSS
JESUS "JESSE" OCHOA
RAYMUNDO GUTIERREZ

#ABOLISHICE
#ABOLISHCBP

If America was a Tootsie Pop, the owl would be on his third lick.

They are all such l o s e r s

normal people making plans: hey man we’re getting beers if you want to join

billionaires making plans: Dear The Sex Criminal, i hope this email finds you well. I’m excited for our trip to international waters. is it cool if i bring my friend Bill Cosby? This is after he was convicted btw

Kids from the elementary school I went to line the playground fence with signs written in colorful markers on pieces of paper. I am so fucking PROUD of these gremlins. The light at the end of the tunnel might be light-up shoes.

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

“Verify you are human” you know what why don’t you. asshole. I’ll check your stupid box regardless like the prisoner that I am

If you are so inclined, a donation platform has been set up to help the Flyers girls and their families deal with whatever financial burdens this tragedy adds on top of the emotional ones.

Democrats keep trying to negotiate with a fascist dictator as if good-faith debate and promises are possible. That’s not how this works.

Conservatives only have two emotions:🤔 and 🤣