Émile Jerkheim™

punishment battalion ahh assignment

lançar um desses chamado Guiminder
vc me faz um pix e eu te lembro de fazer tal coisa
se vc fizer a coisa (tem q mandar provas) eu estorno o pix

Foto de uma mão segurando o disco de vinil do Tears for Fears, Songs from the Big Chair. Na capa, uma foto em preto e branco em retrado de Roland Orzabal e Curt Smith.

Um mundo antes e um mundo depois. Hoje é aniversário de 41 anos do lançamento desta obra de arte.

foto de herbert vianna com as cores invertidas e o texto "paralamas do fracasso"

painting, in an office with cats and a frog holding a pen that is comically large for its size a cat wearing a dress shirt, belt, dress shoes, tie, and glasses is very sad and has a thought bubble showing him younger with a nose piercing, mohawk, leather jacket, making devil horns with his paws, and his nails painted black

He gave up his dream of being a rock star to work in an office.

(uma história muito longa e aterrorizante para desejar melhoras!!!

antes do natal eu tava ajudando uma vizinha a mexer uma máquina de lugar na academia do prédio, eu puxando e ela empurrando. deu câibra, derrubei no dedão do pé, ela não viu e continuou empurrando. metade da unha arrancou e a outra metade enterrou na carne. continua ruim até hoje, nunca mais sarou.

mulheres parisienses depois de ver marlene dietrich em 1933:

drink less water. clench your jaw. worsen your posture. this is the time of monsters

pq tem um problema nos gatinhos chamado síndrome dígito-pulmonar que geralmente surge com esse quadro (e às vezes é, infelizmente, pouco reconhecido por vets não especialistas em felinos). torcendo aqui pra dar tudo certo e ser só um abscesso/inflamação mesmo!

"you know what really grinds my gears? cars don't kill nearly enough people as they used to"

torcendo <3

(fizeram radiografia do tórax?)

só se pega botulismo uma vez

Simple Things Special Edition by Zero 7 City in the Sky (Piano Works) by Elijah Fox When It Falls by Zero 7 In The Half Light (Instrumental) by Swim Surreal To Whom This May Concern by Jill Scott The Garden (Special Edition) by Zero 7 My World Is The Sun by Dominique Fils-Aimé Labours Of Love: The Best Of Hue And Cry by Hue and Cry Moon Safari by Air Love Makes Magic (Deluxe Edition) by Jim Ray of Light by Madonna Future Quiet by Moby Waves by Moonchild Willows by Pekka Kuusisto, Norwegian Chamber Orchestra & Sam Amidon Life by The Cardigans Man Of Style by Justin Hicks Laurel Hell by Mitski In Concert 348 by Sade Scott Hamilton Plays Ballads by Scott Hamilton First Band On The Moon (Remastered) by The Cardigans Super Extra Gravity by The Cardigans Garip by Altin Gün Vital Spark (Music of Kenny Wheeler) by Dave Holland / Norma Winstone / Kenny Wheeler / London Vocal Project / Mark Lockheart / Nikki Iles Ballads for Audiophiles by Scott Hamilton, Paolo Birro, Alfred Kramer, Aldo Zunino Purpose by Seal Anthology, Vol. 2 by The Salsoul Orchestra Shadows EP (feat. Lou Stone) [Live] by Zero 7 Control by Janet Jackson Visions Of A New World by Lonnie Liston Smith Retired from Sad, New Career in Business by Mitski Violet by Robohands Tears Before Bedtime by Would-Be-Goods The Reminder by Feist The Awakening by Gianni Brezzo Flying Beagle by Himiko Kikuchi Protection by Massive Attack

os álbuns da semana:

pelo menos uma vez por semana eu apareço!! 😅

parente do @fvguima.bsky.social

he looks just like his dad ❤️

SIMPLESMENTE MESTRE CIÇA

desde quando guaxinim usa roupa!!!

vacalo de gofo*

um desfile MATADOR, um samba GERACIONAL, um momento de arrepiar da cabeça aos pés.

acho que eu não me emocionava tanto com um desfile há uns 10 anos.

City in the Sky (Piano Works) by Elijah Fox Simple Things Special Edition by Zero 7 White Ladder by David Gray Low Budget Environments Striving For Perfection by Stimulator Jones Will The Circle Be Unbroken Volume Two by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band To Whom This May Concern by Jill Scott When It Falls by Zero 7 Nu Jazz Anthology [Wagram] Disc 3 by Various Artists Take Me As I Am by Dames Brown Expansions by Zo! & Tall Black Guy Point Of View by [re:jazz] Outside Child by Allison Russell Människobarn by Dina Ögon Theme for a Broken Soul by DJ Rels Protomensch by Felsmann + Tiley Pilot by MiniSeries In Search of a Revival by The Olympians Legends by Wilson Tanner Haf by Carwyn Ellis & Rio 18 The Space Between Us by Craig Armstrong Singin’ to an Empty Chair by Ratboys In The Half Light (Instrumental) by Swim Surreal Moon Safari by Air OutSide by Dj Toner At Home In My Mind by Ellur La plus belle saison by Emilie‐Claire Barlow While I Was Away by Julia Hülsmann Octet The Graffiti Artist: Original Soundtrack by Kid Loco - A Film By James Bolton by Kid Loco Momoko by Momoko Gill Rachael by Neue Grafik Tiny Desk Concert by Sarah McLachlan The Garden (Special Edition) by Zero 7 The Awakening by Gianni Brezzo Visions Of A New World by Lonnie Liston Smith Transaudio by Pot Valiant Sun Arcs by Blue Lake

os álbuns da semana:

30°C, deitado no sofá

Roses are red
Violets are grue
In Ancient Egyptian,
Pashto, and Zulu

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue%E2...

sigh