Bring back Cinnabon cereal you cowards.
24.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bring back Cinnabon cereal you cowards.
24.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0In 2025, a dad-rock album recorded with your buddies in their 40s is the most subversive art you can possibly make.
30.09.2025 13:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Seagulls. MMMMMHG! Stop it now.
26.07.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hot take for fellow jazz nerds only: Miles’ second quintet is better all around. #jazz
20.05.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Conn-Smythe leaders after tonight: Rantanen, Slavin, Bob, Draisaitl.
19.05.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Walton Goggins could be picked out of a lineup by a total stranger just by saying “please identify the man who looks like his name is Walton Goggins.”
09.04.2025 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Gen Z merely adopted the recession; Millennials were born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see gains until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but green numbers in Robin Hood.
09.04.2025 01:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie can watch Severance and March Madness simultaneously.
20.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Your outie can watch Severance and March Madness simultaneously.
20.03.2025 19:49 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0When can we get a @bsky.app feature to filter out all of the following: flat earth, astrology, crystals, young-Earth creationism, Biblical literalism, moon landing hoax talk, anyone who believes Angels are real.
14.03.2025 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie loves the Oxford comma.
06.03.2025 21:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Severance is a retelling of “The First Circle.” Lumon may actually be in Russia.
25.02.2025 03:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie never tests his code in production.
25.02.2025 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
*Pink Floyd voice*
So
So you think you can tell
Kenan from Kel…
Severance theory that I’m certain of: There was never a Gemma. It was always Helena/Hanna/Helly. The outies memories are altered- they’re missing 8 years.
21.02.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie can recite Strongbad Email #58 by heart.
21.02.2025 02:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whenever I’m about to do something really hard, I just take a deep breath and say “for Frodo…”
19.02.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie expertly navigates the Trader Joe’s parking lot.
19.02.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie pronounces “fajitas” in a humorous way.
19.02.2025 00:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie watches the whole dead marshes scene from the Two Towers with great bravery.
17.02.2025 23:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie listens to the music of Weird Al.
17.02.2025 23:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie uses Coke Freestyle machines gracefully and creatively.
17.02.2025 19:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie shows kindness by giving the “thumbs up” emoji.
17.02.2025 17:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie always replies “no worries!” when someone gives them bad news.
17.02.2025 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Your outie enjoys watching ice hockey.
16.02.2025 02:30 — 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Our Lady Peace: totally holds up. Very glad to have thoroughly outgrown my Yngwei Malmstein phase…
16.02.2025 02:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 09 seconds and 3 fights. This kicks ass.
16.02.2025 01:32 — 👍 609 🔁 31 💬 24 📌 8Kudos to the NHL. Four Nations Face-Off has been absolutely electric so far.
16.02.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Legend is 46. Brad Paisley is 52.
04.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0John Mayer comes to mind- but he’s already 47. John Batiste is 38, but I don’t think of him as an A-list celebrity…
04.02.2025 19:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0