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That is deeply disturbing to watch. Fucking gross.

14.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s literally unreadable. I still look it over in my borrowed subscription. It’s clickbait (see photos), propaganda (for Trump) and lies (about how Mamdani is a β€œMaoist”). This article from today purports to tell us something important that just turns out to be β€œgenes, or whatever.”

14.10.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, fuck. I guess I need to start carrying around my everlovin’ PAPERS FOR FUCKS SAKE.

13.10.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Baby, I got your money πŸ€‘  #SHORTS
YouTube video by Only Sloths Baby, I got your money πŸ€‘ #SHORTS

In DC on Saturday for #nokingsβ€” I’ll be in a sloth costume doing interpretive dance, come find me and dance!! (This video is not me! Hope to see fellow dancing sloth there tho!)

youtube.com/shorts/lKr3o...

13.10.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Key takeaway is a) they’re scared of the protests and b) thanks for the free advertising for the protests! I’ll be in DC doing interpretive dances as a slothβ€” come find me!

13.10.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t have to excuse her to use her actions strategically! I honestly don’t much care what her motives are she just looks like another grifter to me but any schisms in Maga are good for us so I’ll take it.

13.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And his β€œanswer” is offensively nonsensical. What a little fucker.

11.10.2025 12:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Picohopes!

11.10.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love these frogs. The costume is great in so many ways but what makes it perfect is the facial expression: gentle yet judgmental bewilderment.

10.10.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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$25k/year for insurance is madness. Other countries insure their population for 1/3 of that. With better health outcomes, everyone covered and no medical debt for anyone.

10.10.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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10.10.2025 12:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😳

09.10.2025 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fires n frogs here in DC

09.10.2025 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw!!

09.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They could have people come flatter him and call him sir and show him reruns of Escape from New York and tell him that’s Portland.

09.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I heard sharks with β€œlasers” on their heads

08.10.2025 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😩😩they take like 5 months and a fiery JBP speech to regenerate at this point

08.10.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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No Kings As the president escalates his authoritarian power grab, the NO KINGS non-violent movement continues to rise stronger. We are united once again to remind the world: America has No Kings and the power ...

There's no such thing as a democracy Roomba. We're going to have to clean all this shit up ourselves. Find an event at the link, and come join millions of your neighbors on October 18 for No Kings Day. www.nokings.org

08.10.2025 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 134    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

I mean, they seem so organized and well-staffed with competent, ethical prosecutors so I dk why they would struggle with this timeline!

08.10.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I only have hope scraps left. Like little microscopic specks invisible to the naked eye. I can’t waste any of these hope scraps. Ok I’ll toss three of them in. Ok? Three hope scraps is all I can manage.

08.10.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

THEN they’ll send you the bill.

08.10.2025 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t take the box OR I’LL BE FORCED TO SIT IN A DAMN PLASTIC BIN.

08.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And all of us. ✊

08.10.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cosmos are so cheery. Named my sweet girl after them!

08.10.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m not questioning your honor, Ser Janos. I’m denying its existence.” -Tyrion Lannister

08.10.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty soon, they’ll start calling books domestic terrorists and shooting them with pepper bullets.

08.10.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They’re eating the checks, they’re eating the balances

08.10.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah gotcha. Glad to hear that

07.10.2025 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the same for a long time. But unless someone else steps up I don’t see anyone else worthy of our support. Newsom isn’t it I don’t think. He’s doing great but it’s too jokey. We need a serious warrior. I don’t know much about JBP tho so I’m open to info. You may well be right.

07.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wish she and the rest of them loved the constitution as much as they love having Trump’s dick in their mouths.

07.10.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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