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Mudman • The New Absurdist Mudman follows a young man temporarily called Mickey attempting to escape his past and identity. But the past has a way of catching up, and in Mickey's case, it may be particularly muddy…

i'm supremely excited to share one of my favorite short stories, now online on the new absurdist! a period piece on a punk rocker with shifting identities and a permanent nightmare... CW for blood and general unsavoriness newabsurdist.com/editors-pick...

28.10.2025 16:09 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I have looked forward to being 28 since forever and it's been a month now of me mostly moping around or obsessing over my appearance. enough!

20.08.2025 17:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need to put my hair in a bun drink some coffee and handle it fr i can't keep living like this

20.08.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hello boomfs

18.08.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the men who want to "protect women's sports from [trans women]" have been sexually harassing WNBA players by throwing dildos onto the court by the way

08.08.2025 15:32 — 👍 207    🔁 44    💬 2    📌 0

sadly brba doesn't have a lot of yuri potential but in another lifetime skyler and kim would've lezzed out

08.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm really into brba yaoi these days

08.08.2025 11:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

recession indicator...

07.08.2025 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Tyelperinquar in long, green robes, his dark hair in a single plait, reaching out hesitantly to Annatar, whose arm is outstretched. Annatar's hair is long, loose about his shoulders and red and black robes. Behind them is a fictionalized tapestry or Fëanor pointing at Morgoth.
"Get thee gone from my gate thou jail-crow of Mandos."
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Tyelperinquar in long, green robes, his dark hair in a single plait, reaching out hesitantly to Annatar, whose arm is outstretched. Annatar's hair is long, loose about his shoulders and red and black robes. Behind them is a fictionalized tapestry or Fëanor pointing at Morgoth. "Get thee gone from my gate thou jail-crow of Mandos." "

The Meeting

31.07.2025 16:35 — 👍 1291    🔁 281    💬 18    📌 0
cover for Ladies of the Living Princess. two seated women holding hands in front, with grey, veiled women standing behind them, and in the very back a (sort of 15th c style) beaded portrait of a woman with a crown

cover for Ladies of the Living Princess. two seated women holding hands in front, with grey, veiled women standing behind them, and in the very back a (sort of 15th c style) beaded portrait of a woman with a crown

The Queen of the Underworld is dead, the dead spill vengefully upon the living. A medieval haunted-house fairytale about weird girls winning.
GL, 170 pages, SBCF ‘25

01.08.2025 17:12 — 👍 1780    🔁 446    💬 35    📌 9

seriously how is he still here

03.08.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we need #yaoicceleration 🥁🥁

01.08.2025 17:50 — 👍 104    🔁 23    💬 2    📌 1
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#birdbot

30.07.2025 19:00 — 👍 32    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

yeah especially in summer

26.07.2025 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

having a bad ocd episode i can't lie...

19.07.2025 20:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

but if this was dichen's partner we would never hear the end of it

19.07.2025 20:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you're so right about the boy mom behavior

19.07.2025 10:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

people posting the video on his wife's facebook is diabolical though like we can have a laugh but idk why I need to know their names 😭

18.07.2025 17:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

17.07.2025 08:17 — 👍 9045    🔁 3204    💬 221    📌 791

I finally submitted my thesis i'm very scared but it's up to god now 🙌🙌🙌

18.07.2025 15:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the tweet is deleted now but I saw br*tt l*wer stans being nasty to kathy bates and apparently they were mocking dichen lachman for not getting a nom (tho i haven't seen it myself) they're acting like sore losers even tho she got nominated 😭

18.07.2025 15:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

MISS YOU please keep posting here

16.07.2025 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

thank god you have left the other place because I was wishing death on mark and helly due to some tweets.

16.07.2025 15:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

have to change my age on all social media from 27 to 28...

16.07.2025 12:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hello beloved oomfs who have escaped twitter

16.07.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need the set they film this show on to COLLAPSE

16.07.2025 12:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

william basinski looks like if a man and a woman had a baby

21.06.2025 12:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#birdbot

18.06.2025 19:00 — 👍 25    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sorry i'm trying to post more here so oomf's tl isn't dry but idk what to say

18.06.2025 17:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

obsessed with blondshell atm

18.06.2025 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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