Gustaue Flavbert

Buying my wife one of those Hergé scarfs. Yeah she’s got it pretty good.

If you're a DC area bartender or related service industry worker and you hear govt./military people talking about the strikes on Iran, let me know what they're saying. I'm on signal at nslayton.12

My wife said her nose was stuffed up and I offered to blow in her nose and play her head like an oboe and she said no thank you and that sounded unpleasant. I don’t know. I’m really trying you guys.

Fix Your Hearts or Die It's a invitation, not a threat. The path to liberation for lonely men is feminism.

"A man free of patriarchy is a man who has found not only every woman's humanity, but one who has at last discovered his own. The actual path to liberation for lonely men is feminism—because pursuing an identity based on dominating others is self-isolating."
www.the-reframe.com/fix-your-hea...

time to introduce a thought technology I refer to as death (observed), in which we pretend a celebrity was hit by a bus after their last important artwork

There’s always flight delays on connecting flights!!!!

Oh like you’ve never owned a golf club

In Western Mass., environmentalists fear that solar farms are fire hazards - The Boston Globe In the Hilltowns of Western Massachusetts, solar proposals have surged. Some residents are fighting back.

"The proposals have pit neighbor against neighbor. After learning about the Senas’ project, Pollard organized a meeting of townspeople at the golf club she owns. "

LBJ as a kid

there's also his "I'm a fifty-three year old seven year old" era

sorry...guess you middle class sea monkey fucks oughtta heard of a stone cold predator once in your lives...

hell yeah brother...gonna New Zealand giant flightless bird those assholes...

most peculiar mama

if you're in some blasted goyisch frontier land, you can approximate an everything bagel by dipping crescent rolls in Lipton onion soup mix...little something to tide you over until you get back to civilization

Yeah...tired of shit like this! Hahaha I'm just fuckin around, Jan. No don't get so mad. Hey hey hey hey...sssssh...listen...did I mention how much I love this turkey meatloaf? Can you tell me more about this onion soup mix?

the rise of the nectarwitch is here

look, when you personally stop fifteen wars in just over a year, you can start a couple and still be ahead of the game

Egyptian dude: R
Greek dude: R
E: AM
G: AM
E: SES
G: SES
E: Great! Now let’s try altogether.
G: OK
E: Ramses!
G: Ozymandias!

who’s a traveler in an antique land now bitch

Cool he looks like Data’s grandma

I was 6 when the Iran hostage crisis happened in 1979. There was this teenager on my street who wore a t-shirt that had a crude drawing of Mickey Mouse giving the finger, with the words HEY IRAN. I feel like that kid was the little domino to today.

I don’t know what went on in your house, Three Dog Night, but my mother never said shit about me cumming or not. Totally mute on the subject and we both liked it that way.

crazy how this guy called The Pope has been alive for almost 2000 years

imperialism? I hardly know'm

but sure ok not a problem

Iran regime change: delivering results since 1953

Nondescript awning that reads EXTREME NINJA

looks like it

Polycule at the game store negotiating on what they’re gonna buy

The Beepers from Mars

Thought this was gonna be about MORT Garson and I was like HOT SHIT YEAH

You know what you could do today instead of doomscrolling all day is go pick up a copy of Persepolis. It is stunningly good.

the visceral sensation of MY DOLLIES CAME TO LIFE you get with actual figures just can't be beat