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I AM FARTSACUS

Almost rhymes with Spartacus

I was old enough to be aware of the Piss Christ hearings. I came to think that it was really interesting work, uniting the mundane world of bodies with the world of the spirit, using both to elevate each other. I still think that’s valid, but I guess all Serrano had in mind was “LOL. Peepee Jesus.”

I was just thinking about how fascinating it is that he was so generally worthless in addition to the sex crimes. self-regarding incoherent dilettante sitting around by the pool high as a kite sending himself little notes about how he's a genius

Aw thanks! It always makes me laugh to pronounce it as American as possible.

turns out Piss Christ really WAS just juvenile edgelordism

Well my REAL name’s Davy! Davy Karcharian but I fell on some barbed wire while breaking into a yacht club once so my FRIENDS all call me Bleeder of the Sack!!!

I got a grant!!!

1910s ads were just the best

no this is good I will not stop that which is good

Importance: High

Big Gorilla in a bad suit: Hey Mac, how would you like one a dese...right in the kisser!

Me: No! I use that for kissing 😞

I feel like it's 2 things:

1) they flatter themselves by thinking "I'm too busy to spend time on crafting these words."

2) there's a humility in laboring to make your written communication make sense. It takes effort, and a feeling that you owe that effort to the person reading your words.

This explains a lot about how and why things I used to love and enjoy are straight-up unbearable, now.

Might be a little weird, but I used to privately think of it as "The Sims Cycle."

Patrick Troughton Bond tootling on a recorder is the only defensible use of AI.

I like my lovers like I like my mortadella: pink, nutty, and with irregular fat pockets

Cmon guys they named the sequel BE COOL how much do we have to spell out for you?!?!?

I rather liked his “The Buried Giant” (his fantasy novel) so I’m psyched to check this out

Bullet trains and this. I’m ashamed of us.

Oh for sure. But “you don’t read enough” would surely make him be like “and?”

tshirt rail gun when

in that case I'm printing up a bunch of FALSE COGNATE calling cards you can use whenever you're feeling FRISKY

"If you're getting attacked from both sides you must be getting it about right" is a decent heuristic *when you can assume honest disagreement from both sides*.

Can’t be a coincidence that “divorce” and the German pronunciation of “die wurst” are the same. Any of you bitches that wanna cry “false cognate” at me can tongue juggle my beanbag.

The original Dem demands were:
1) Permanent ACA subsidies
2) Medicaid funding restored
3) No more blank checks for the regime (rescission)

They dropped Medicaid immediately. Went silent on rescission. Cut back to 1 year of subsidies on Friday. And surrendered today.

The Senate Democrats!

when playing The Bass Guitar it's not LITERALLY true that I think "what would John Paul Jones and/or Chris Murphy of Sloan and/or Lucky Scott do here," but that's basically the algorithm

and wore a jacket with Christmas Ornaments on it in Song Remains the Same while having Toni Tennille's haircut

Said the bishop to the hobbit

It's cool that the purest member of the band, who seemed to get up to the fewest road shenanigans, has also had the most varied career