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Bicycle, pen. πŸŒ»πŸ‰πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Tāmaki Makaurau Auckland. ToitΕ« Te Tiriti. She/her. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/carolgreen

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'Most deteriorated' - NZ plummets in global tobacco control ranking An anti-vaping group calls the ranking an "international disgrace".

Just call it what it is: corruption. www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

11.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2
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The J. Paul Getty Museum Collection Explore the collection of the J. Paul Getty Museum at the Getty Center and the Getty Villa.

The Getty Museum has made 88,000 artworks available for free under CC0 licenses! This is a huge win for open cultureβ€”for art lovers, creators, educators, learners, researchers, and all future generations. Huge congratulations to the Getty for this big step!

getty.edu/art/collection πŸ–ΌοΈ

11.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Title: β€œJust Around the Corner” Image shows a woman and child walking towards a street corner. The woman is saying, β€œI hear bells. Do you hear bells?” Around the corner, hidden from view, is Father Christmas holding a Christmas tree with bells on, waiting to hit them.

Cartoon. Title: β€œJust Around the Corner” Image shows a woman and child walking towards a street corner. The woman is saying, β€œI hear bells. Do you hear bells?” Around the corner, hidden from view, is Father Christmas holding a Christmas tree with bells on, waiting to hit them.

It’s that time of year when layoffs are announced, the cost of living crisis really bites, the govt continues to screw over Māori, the disabled, low-wage workers, the unemployed, AND the climate.
But hey, #Christmas is just around the corner…
My Stuff #cartoon today #NZpol

11.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting for someone to publicly investigate what David Seymour knew about sex criminal Tim Jago and when.

11.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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He was trying to break into my phone!

10.11.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Fuck Cars" Mittens pattern by Erin Megenity Prepare to show off your love of bikes and become the envy of your urbanist friends with these β€œFuck Cars” Mittens! Inspired by my husband, I designed these mittens for those of us who don’t let cold ...

Urbanist knitters, I need you to know about these mittens: www.ravelry.com/patterns/lib...

10.11.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

The Olympics had allowed trans women to compete since the 2004 games.

Out of 10s of thousands of competitors, only one trans woman ever qualified. She came last.

Zero medals. Zero.

Zero.

Yet the far right has convinced elites they were dominating.

10.11.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 108    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
Cartoon. Title: COP30: NZ'S GUTTING ITS OWN CLIMATE PACT. 

Two panels. First a not so great caricature of Todd Muller (hey, it's been a long time since I had to draw him lol) he's standing holding a report that says Framework he's patting James Shaws shoulder kindly saying "Nice work!". James Shaw (again not a great caricature but at least it kinda looks like him) holding the earth in his hands says back, "Something we agree on!" At the bottom it says - 2019 Bi-partisan agreement. 

The 2nd panel Simon Watts is leaning back and tripping over what could be the opposition leader Chris Hipkins (he's dropped the earth and it's slow motioning towards the ground where is smashes. Simon is saying to him, "HA! HA! Not anymore!" And under that panel it says, 2025 Bye bye bi-partisan.

Cartoon. Title: COP30: NZ'S GUTTING ITS OWN CLIMATE PACT. Two panels. First a not so great caricature of Todd Muller (hey, it's been a long time since I had to draw him lol) he's standing holding a report that says Framework he's patting James Shaws shoulder kindly saying "Nice work!". James Shaw (again not a great caricature but at least it kinda looks like him) holding the earth in his hands says back, "Something we agree on!" At the bottom it says - 2019 Bi-partisan agreement. The 2nd panel Simon Watts is leaning back and tripping over what could be the opposition leader Chris Hipkins (he's dropped the earth and it's slow motioning towards the ground where is smashes. Simon is saying to him, "HA! HA! Not anymore!" And under that panel it says, 2025 Bye bye bi-partisan.

My cartoon in today's www.thepost.co.nz/nz-news/3608...

Today COP30 starts in Brazil... I can't list all the things this coalition has gutted from the environmental plans.

A sad day for all...

#NzPol #Cartoon #COP30

10.11.2025 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Blade Pen
YouTube video by Dan Berry Blade Pen

Short clip of the blade pen in action, featuring music by me!

(also featuring my hands, which look like a pair of workers gloves you’d find in a peat bog)

These pens are on sale until midnight on Monday, 10% off with the code TENTENTEN!

thingsbydan.myshopify.com

youtube.com/shorts/g8pB2...

09.11.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3

My grandparents would lock the downstairs rooms at night in their 1930s house (UK), I think they thought it might deter burglars?

09.11.2025 18:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
06.11.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8659    πŸ” 2838    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 25

The attempted bid to turn Kelston Boys College into a charter school should send shivers up everyone's spine. Libertarian dogma attempting to undermine the school with a nearly 100% Māori and Pacific Island roll is classic Act party racism in action.
#nzpol

04.11.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

06.11.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 36313    πŸ” 7980    πŸ’¬ 1585    πŸ“Œ 733

I changed my settings this morning and am happy to say I saw your tweet just now.

06.11.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Screenshot of the top of a Bsky feed, with a red circle around the hamburger menu in the top left.

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.

Here's how to turn it off.

First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

06.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12048    πŸ” 10679    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 1219
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty

06.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 43442    πŸ” 12507    πŸ’¬ 4688    πŸ“Œ 2930


Nick Pettigrew
@Nick_Pettigrew
Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act.
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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew Polio was eradicated because Jonas Salk chose not to patent the vaccine, if you want a perfect example of a socialist act. Quote Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63 Β· Jun 24 Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

REMINDER: A socialist act by a New Yorker was a major reason why polio was eliminated in the US.

04.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 15894    πŸ” 4399    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 102
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

03.11.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 6374    πŸ” 1485    πŸ’¬ 92    πŸ“Œ 152
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Hold Brian Tamaki Accountable Support Rainbow Storytime NZ: Holding Brian Tamaki & Destiny Church Accountable

We've been watching John Cambell's series on Destiny Church. We were inspired to donate to Rainbow Reading's Givealittle page to fund their lawsuit after Destiny ruined their business. You can help too. Here is the link:
givealittle.co.nz/cause/drag-q...
#nz #nzpol

03.10.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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For a guy who can sniff-out entitlements faster than a truffle pig Luxon claiming here to know nothing about his investment properties never gets old. #nzpol

02.11.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Cartoon. Two panels. Left panel shows a sleeping baby cupped in a hand against a night sky. The title is β€œState of Should care” The right hand panel shows a baby being held by the skin on its back against a background of flames. The title is β€œState of Don’t Care”

Cartoon. Two panels. Left panel shows a sleeping baby cupped in a hand against a night sky. The title is β€œState of Should care” The right hand panel shows a baby being held by the skin on its back against a background of flames. The title is β€œState of Don’t Care”

In the year to March 539 #children - some younger than 12 months - were harmed in state care (the highest number in 5 yrs). Meanwhile the coalition govt introduces legislation to further shield itself from responsibility.
My Stuff #cartoon today #OrangaTamariki #StateCare

01.11.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 72    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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A blasted moor. Night. Two witches stand by a cauldron. One stirs. one adds ingredients and chants:
"Eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of bat..."

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She continues: "Head of garlic, pinch of sumac, glug of walnut oil, leaf of kale, tablespoon of pomegranate molasses, cup of polenta, shake of smoked paprika..."

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The witches' pet raven  says to their cat: "Things were a lot simpler around here before they got that Ottolenghi cookbook."

p.s. I know that in Shakespeare it is β€˜wool of bat’ but I thought β€˜wing’ was better visually.

Panel 1: A blasted moor. Night. Two witches stand by a cauldron. One stirs. one adds ingredients and chants: "Eye of newt, toe of frog, wing of bat..." Panel 2 She continues: "Head of garlic, pinch of sumac, glug of walnut oil, leaf of kale, tablespoon of pomegranate molasses, cup of polenta, shake of smoked paprika..." Panel 3 The witches' pet raven says to their cat: "Things were a lot simpler around here before they got that Ottolenghi cookbook." p.s. I know that in Shakespeare it is β€˜wool of bat’ but I thought β€˜wing’ was better visually.

2. Culinary Witches

31.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 511    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 3
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Siouxsie Wiles: Why I’m crowdfunding despite winning my legal battle 'Between the ERA and the Employment Court, my husband and I have spent over $632,000.'

Morning peeps! I’ve written a piece for @thespinoff.bsky.social on why I ended up taking legal action against my employer and a little bit about how it played out. The whole story needs a book to tell but this is a good start πŸ˜‚ thespinoff.co.nz/society/01-1... thespinoff.co.nz/society/01-1...

31.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 179    πŸ” 96    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9
Support Dr Siouxsie After She Supported Us! | PledgeMe Support Dr Siouxsie to recover some of the money she spent fighting her legal case to protect employees experiencing online abuse

Hey team - @siouxsiew.bsky.social's university spent > $1.5m defending a case that their lawyers largely conceded in court. This was a huge waste of public $$$, but despite Siouxsie's win, she remains out of pocket. Please support Siouxsie after she supported us: www.pledgeme.co.nz/projects/852...

31.10.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
Cartoon. Title: β€œEconomy” Image shows Minister of Foreign Affairs Winston Peters holding out his phone at arms length, using X, and retweeting PM Luxon’s tweet. Winston is saying, β€œTwo letters and an ellipsis” Down the right hand corner by the phone is the word β€œSLAP!”

Cartoon. Title: β€œEconomy” Image shows Minister of Foreign Affairs Winston Peters holding out his phone at arms length, using X, and retweeting PM Luxon’s tweet. Winston is saying, β€œTwo letters and an ellipsis” Down the right hand corner by the phone is the word β€œSLAP!”

PM Luxon: "I've just done a deal with Southeast Asian nations that will help grow our economy at home." And Winston was like: β€œβ€¦
My Stuff #cartoon today #nzpol

30.10.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Dyson is a Brexiteer which is why I will not buy.

30.10.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.

29.10.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7059    πŸ” 1758    πŸ’¬ 129    πŸ“Œ 62

They wanna teach our children racist lies

29.10.2025 00:27 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 3
Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

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