Dawn over a silhouette of trees showing the moon, Jupiter, and Venus in a curved line
22.08.2025 11:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@joculargargoyle.bsky.social
Programmer, mother, Turing test failure. Melissa, she/they
Dawn over a silhouette of trees showing the moon, Jupiter, and Venus in a curved line
22.08.2025 11:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that school has started, it's finally hit me that my eldest is a senior and will be going away to college next year. It's an understatement to say I'm not ready for this.
12.08.2025 12:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The kids usually aren't into movies but they both wanted to see Superman, so we went last night. We all enjoyed it immensely; it delivered heart, heroism, and (of course, coming from James Gunn) humor. Highly recommended if you didn't care for the grimdark Snyderverse.
04.08.2025 16:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An image professing that Canada has set up a LGBT+ suicide and mental health crisis hotline. There's a picture of a white landline phone with a little Canadian flag on it.
If you've seen this image, you need to read this from TransLifeline. translifeline.org/clarifying-m...
19.06.2025 16:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jason Mantzoukas is every bit the agent of chaos I'd hoped he'd be on #Taskmaster.
06.06.2025 16:03 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0One of my favorite movie scenesβ¦ so delightfully uncomfortable.
30.04.2025 13:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I sincerely hope that Pope Francis' replacement has his same values.
21.04.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't believe Jack Black is older than me and still has the energy of a 5-year-old mainlining Pixy Stix.
09.04.2025 15:47 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0On the left, a goblin in brightly colored, feathery finery; on the right, wearing dark clothing including a stocking cap and long overcoat.
Zapgaz when she's trying to convince people she's a real priest, vs hanging out with her goblin buddies.
17.03.2025 15:50 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Iβm not usually a take-a-picture-of-your-food kinda gal, but if youβre in Tallahassee you have to check out the Comeback Tacos truck (in the lot across from Midtown Caboose.)
#tallahassee #foodtruck #mexicanfood
I was going to do, βInside of you are Three Men and a Baby,β but that just sounds like pregnancy porn.
25.02.2025 01:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day I get closer to understanding how it must have felt when the incoming Senator was Caligula's horse.
08.02.2025 01:09 β π 1025 π 226 π¬ 15 π 16An unstained wooden deck with a railing and steps running along the back of a single-story house.
It took us a decade, but we finally got the back porch replaced!
08.02.2025 20:00 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What if TF2 was #retro!! #snes!!
23.01.2025 02:20 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Closeup of ice crystals on glass
Thankfully the roads here are clear of ice today, even if my windshield isnβt.
23.01.2025 16:47 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A thin blanket of snow covering a front yard; neighborsβ houses and trees across the street
A tiny βsnowmanβ in front of a brick wall
Last night my two teens β whoβve never seen more than a flurry where we live β were running around the front yard laughing, pelting snowballs at each other.
22.01.2025 14:31 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A Twitter post from David Ehrlich reading "David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. βLynchianβ is so overused because itβs a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I canβt imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that."
I've written and deleted two posts about the passing of David Lynch because my words just aren't cutting it, but these do:
16.01.2025 21:19 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*frozen in place with knees slightly bent and hands outstretched, fingers splayed, as if hearing a crack when walking over a frozen pond* But William Gibson and David Lynch are still good, right?
14.01.2025 18:56 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That was the Irish Cream one you said you didn't like, so I *had* to give it a try. (It was tasty, but I stay away from Monster as a general rule because I don't want my heart to explode.)
13.01.2025 19:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0SO good.
11.01.2025 16:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I told him I was working on the first of the emails he'd sent me and he said, "No, I mean with your friend?"
LET ME TELL YOU how much it means to have a boss that gives a damn about you as a person and not just as an employee. 2/2
I have a friend in the hospital and an urgent project at work. I had three emails from my boss this morning; he rang me up on Teams first thing and asked, "What's the latest?" 1/2
10.01.2025 19:07 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not even a contest:
10.01.2025 16:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You too?! It's probably my favorite musical, score-wise. And there's some nostalgia there; @auntieval.bsky.social and I used to sing it when we had sleepovers together in middle school.
10.01.2025 13:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0The sky at sunrise, filled with clouds in vivid blue and orange.
The sky is beautiful this morning.
10.01.2025 12:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I saw this I gasped so hard that I almost inhaled my tongue.
musicalsdaily.com/news/broadwa...
Clever!
02.01.2025 12:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A can of Java Monster (Irish cream flavor) and a bag of Mexican street corn Cheetos in front of a computer monitor with World of Warcraft playing on it.
An energy drink, Cheetos and World of Warcraftβwhat is this, 2004?
01.01.2025 01:13 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Rest in peace, buddy.
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