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what if it wasn't fucked up that I have to follow everyone here over again

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Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart.
Vance asks,
"Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that"
Victor replies,
"I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck"
Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination"
Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara.
"I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast.
"I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent,
"Oh'm an abominaytion luv"
the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS"
In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway.
"oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding,
"So this is it, huh?"
"This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--"
"You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss.
Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn.
He looks at Vance, who is looking back.
Victor looks up and affirms,
"This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in"
"This is where you came to"
"I came screaming and crying"

Vance, a human who looks like if Butch Hartman designed a parody of Link from The Legend of Zelda, and Victor, what I can describe only as a mettaton and falco love-child, walk onto the streets of, presumably, Boston. As they speak, Vance looks over his shoulder at Victor, while Victor looks over his own back at Vance, both some distance apart. Vance asks, "Your ass is from Massachusetts but you say shit like 'luv' a lot. sup with that" Victor replies, "I came to life in boston and then I just kept doin different accents of rockstars I liked for fun and it stuck" Vance concludes, "So. You're an abomination" Victor stares up at nothing, handsomely drawn, face neutral. His beak seems to be frowning slightly, but it's hard to tell if he's actually upset or just in thought. He's wearing earrings (attached to the sides of his head, somehow), an open jacket, and a top with cleavage that shows off his chest. Victor is a robot-toy-bird thing, so his chest has holes for his speaker. He also has cool black hair-- though this is a doodle comic, so his hair isn't really colored black. Just his mascara. "I'm an abomination." Victor agrees, face downcast. "I love you" Vance says offscreen. Victor repeats, in a heavier accent, "Oh'm an abominaytion luv" the previous panel was edited so that he's holding a teacup, while wearing a monocle, a New England Patriots hat, a tiny top-hat, and a shirt that says "WICKED BOLLOCKS" In the next panel, the boys walk through an alleyway. "oh 'new england' i get it now" Vance muses, adding, "So this is it, huh?" "This is the alleyway I came to life in." Victor explains, "It's--" "You came to life, bro?" Vance interjects, emphasis on the word "came". He's doing the cheeky face cdi-link makes after asking for a kiss. Victor stares at nothing, crudely drawn. He looks at Vance, who is looking back. Victor looks up and affirms, "This is the alleyway I ejaculated into being in" "This is where you came to" "I came screaming and crying"

24.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 480    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
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Street view

24.02.2026 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 357    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Did watercolours for the fourth sketch!

24.02.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sometimes elite fighters like Whisper can have a tumble..
or wait.. is that.. really what's going on?

24.02.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Delicious Fantasy
Color sketch commission for Clay

22.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2591    πŸ” 632    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 1
digital illustration 2-panel comic of my OC Aidandroid. On the left vertical panel, he is walking into a room with one hand raised in a friendly wave; he is standing on a circular metal panel with a red X painted on, and above him the flat surface of a hydraulic press hangs ominously. To someone offscreen, he cheerily asks: "hey boss! You said you needed help in the hydraulic press chamber?" In the second panel, the press has been lowered, crushing him to half his height, but instead of deforming like you would expect he is instead transformed into a shortstack body, his hips wider than before, and his breasts much bigger. He looks down at his body in surprise.

digital illustration 2-panel comic of my OC Aidandroid. On the left vertical panel, he is walking into a room with one hand raised in a friendly wave; he is standing on a circular metal panel with a red X painted on, and above him the flat surface of a hydraulic press hangs ominously. To someone offscreen, he cheerily asks: "hey boss! You said you needed help in the hydraulic press chamber?" In the second panel, the press has been lowered, crushing him to half his height, but instead of deforming like you would expect he is instead transformed into a shortstack body, his hips wider than before, and his breasts much bigger. He looks down at his body in surprise.

this is definitely how material physics works, I'm pretty sure

23.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mishap at the Miltank dairy farm

22.02.2026 03:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1422    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 0
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big body shape tests, basically learning how to draw again ughhhh

06.01.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Gov. Healey, Mayor Wu in emergency fleeces

Gov. Healey, Mayor Wu in emergency fleeces

How serious an emergency? Both governor and #Boston mayor are in fleeces today.

22.02.2026 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 291    πŸ” 57    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 10
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She's got her own gravitational field

#Chira | #OCs | #NSFW

22.02.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1126    πŸ” 161    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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tiffany toughing out the cold like a queen πŸ₯°
#nsfw #furry

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21.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1967    πŸ” 391    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 0

Ms. Tank and TRAINER Lank in: Coastline Charity!
everyone likes a beach episode, and these two are no exception.

06.12.2025 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1807    πŸ” 410    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 4

Woah whaat? Her tits suddenly became even larger and destroyed her top? Who could have possible seen this one coming~

20.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks like Scolika needs help. You gonna help her milk~?

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20.02.2026 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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time to get purified nerd

20.02.2026 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1164    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing.

Dialogue reads:
Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?"
Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory"
Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

Sonic is visiting Knuckles, who is lying in a hospital bed. Knuckles looks awful. He looks kind of dogshit. He's just lying there with his jaw hanging wide open with a cavernous black void within. His head is upturned, and you can only make out his left eye, which is narrow, squinting, nearly closed. Sonic is looking at him with a half-hearted wave, with deep concern and a certain emotional pain, like he's not surprised but uncomfortable with the situation nonetheless. Knuckles gloves are bandaged, and their spikes are distinctly missing. Dialogue reads: Sonic: "Hey Knux. How you holding up, buddy?" Knuckles: "furlington boat cactory" Sonic: "i'll miss ya, man."

29.12.2023 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4246    πŸ” 1399    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 25
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πŸ’πŸ’¦

20.02.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 870    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh. Oh that's why there's so many Mawiles with big tiddies on my tl lately.

19.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 246    πŸ” 66    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sketch Commission for @floofofchaos.bsky.social πŸ¦ŠπŸ’™

01.02.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1206    πŸ” 268    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nagi Knockers πŸ’ŽπŸ”¨

19.02.2026 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1202    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
Digit the snake stands on a rooftop in front of a new year's celebration with a very large and distended belly.

Digit the snake stands on a rooftop in front of a new year's celebration with a very large and distended belly.

Happy lunar new year from Digit!

...again?

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#vore

17.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1114    πŸ” 212    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0
You're best friend Trixie-Ellen is a dog.  Dogs are allowed to be naked, so she spends a lot of time flaunting that right in front of you.  She's always teasing about what might happen if you hooked up.  But you can't do that.  That would be cringe.  Especially if she was in heat...
Whew, Is it hot in here?

You're best friend Trixie-Ellen is a dog. Dogs are allowed to be naked, so she spends a lot of time flaunting that right in front of you. She's always teasing about what might happen if you hooked up. But you can't do that. That would be cringe. Especially if she was in heat... Whew, Is it hot in here?

The duality of dog

18.02.2026 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 942    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open

Burger King Looks Open https://theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open-1819571281/

18.02.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4029    πŸ” 587    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 53
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SNITTIES

20.10.2024 07:33 β€” πŸ‘ 668    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was digging through my old art folders and ran across this old ass Warframe art of my Tenno next to my fav frames from most to least (divided by male and female frames) from 9 years ago

these shapes go crazy, man, I haven't touched WF in so long

18.01.2026 09:15 β€” πŸ‘ 756    πŸ” 154    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 1
Princess Daisy carrying a large number of Power Balloons, her breasts now huge having used some of them

Princess Daisy carrying a large number of Power Balloons, her breasts now huge having used some of them

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01.07.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Big gator enjoying the sun 🐊

18.02.2026 12:15 β€” πŸ‘ 829    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm not explaining this one either.

23.09.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1914    πŸ” 347    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2
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#JintiArt

The new year new you crowd lookin' nice.

Shaded Sketch for sanscjsarif!

18.02.2026 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 691    πŸ” 140    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

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