Emilio Burrito-Eater

Mine would be the clumpiest

Root beer never feels cold enough no matter how much ice you put in it, much like Hawaiian Punch.

So I'm up at this late hour trying to concoct a cold resistance potion by combining the two.

Exactly 25 seconds after I convince OpenAI to give me, a curious tech enthusiast YouTuber, a tour of their facility

A man cums on himself and says "ah, that was a fine wank." He rings a little bell and says "Oh... Cum butler!" The cum butler cums and asks "would master care for an afterwank squeegee?" The man gives thethumbs up and says please!." As the cum butler squeegees away, the man says "you are absolutely worth the 135,000 Euros a year." The cum butler says "very good, sir."

I love the floppy ears 😍💕

A man asks "how's your insomnia been?" Another man says "better since I hired that MMA fighter." Later than night we see a tattooed MMA fighter approach the former insomniac, now in a old-timey pinstriped nightcap and pajamas." he says "alright Cody, time for the sleeper hold." Cody wraps his arms tightly around the man and says SHH SHH. He lays him into bed gently with choke marks around his neck and gives him a tender kiss on the forehead.

ME TOO

if you see this, post an anime character whose name starts with your first initial and pass it on

Edward Elric

Let me see your Spotify wrapped!

Reggorth and Woolie Wrong Objection, Ace attorney crossover

Ace attorney is one of my favorites series and my favorite canadians playing it was one of the joys of this season
Thanks for the good laughs @wooliewoolz.bsky.social and Reggie

oh boy…

THAT SIGH WAS PERSONAL #Elmo #sesamestreet

I added too much SW and now my timeline is all porn. Oh well.

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?

Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something

I'm gonna look up what those are ty 🙏🏽

Ciudad Juárez, 1892. Juan holds up a Burrito and says "Behold Luis, I call it: The Burrito." Luis takes a bite and says "this is delicious Juan, but how on earth does this look like a little donkey." Juan considers this and says "it looks like the ones grew up with." Juan shows Luis the donkeys on his family farm whose bodies have been malformed into burrito shapes. One donkey repeats "kill me. kill me."

I need to do squats today 😤😤

#firstanime I remember seeing this and thinking it was the most beautiful cartoon I've ever seen

Does anyone know if you can edit captions?? I totally forgot to add the hashtag lmao

Bocchi the Rock

Wooooo free sex toy just came

They need to make flavored toenail polish

Yummy