aiz

waistband so tight after the buffet it left a mark like a c section when i took my shorts off lmao i kinda mothered today

#MicropenisMonday 🍤

had to wait an extra 10 minutes at popeyes bc a customer was pissed at the worker for giving him all breast and no thighs

me when i’m winning at tic tac toe

ordered takeout for myself and they packed four sets of utensils in the bag

these coworker ass gifs…

twitter and bluesky have a shared custody over me

wanna nuzzle on it until i get pinkeye

isaac

wait, if i’m on bluesky…and you’re on bluesky…then who’s flying this plane???

The #LoveDontCostAThingChallenge STARTS NOW !!!! Can’t wait to see your renditions. ✨😎✨

read oomf’s bluesky username out loud and my furniture started floating

this bleet broke bluesky 😭

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

don’t worry babe thats my oomf in law twice removed on my moots side

10 likes on bluesky is like getting 10k likes on twitter

100 likes and you’re going on ellen

they don’t sell what i’m smoking

in my defense i had an opioid addiction

this follower count reminds me of when i used to be a jack antonoff x trisha paytas stan account

do you think this app’s called bluesky bc the twitter bird left its birdhouse and finally flew away

kim kardashian blocked this user

my followers on this app

Angelina Jolie had her real daughter act in Maleficent because all the other kids were too scared.

bluesky is like if an app was nonbinary

the bluesky app icon is so unserious

closed truth social bc troomf (truth oomf) posted a truth pic of joe biden blowing hunter biden 😭

bluesky feels like a padded cell

my dealer called me babe

twitter vs bluesky cigarette race