Monsieur Hotdog

Dafuq? Unmelted cheese?

This looks like the least satisfying enchilada pretending to be an unsatisfying burrito I’ve ever seen.

I’m calling la migra unless you un-gringo this plate immediately

When I was a kid, my dumbass tried to warm up a plate of food in the microwave that was covered in tin foil.

What I experienced burned a memory inside my head.

I can only imagine straight dudes with bellybutton rings have the same experience when they lay down inside their tanning beds.

This story still isn’t going away.

Straight dudes with bellybutton rings should be illegal

I had to read that sentence twice. I’m slightly dyslexic.

…..and jacked off over the season didn’t seem like something you’d post

😂🤣💯

I’m getting Simpson’s Comic Book Vibes and I do not like it one bit

Screenshot of an X post by Acyn quoting Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt saying the president had a “feeling, again, based on fact,” that Iran was going to strike the United States. Below is a TV still of Leavitt speaking at a White House press briefing podium, with a news banner reading “BREAKING NEWS.”

We bombed a girls’ school and killed 175 kids based on his feelings?!

I'THINK HIS PUSSY NECK HAS A STD*

Bay Area 🤣

BIGLY

No wonder we’re in the shit.

Oh, I almost forgot! Grok was asked to roast musky boy today and it's fucking good! 😅🤣😂

I don't & would never use it, but this is funny. Tomorrow Grok will be down for "adjustments." Lol.

Hold all my calls

What Does Russia Have on Trump? Americans Deserve an Answer As Russia reportedly shares intelligence with Iran that could endanger American forces, the White House chooses to ease pressure on Moscow instead of confronting it.

Ukraine offers to help defend the West from Iranian drones.

Russia helps Iran track American forces.

And the White House eases sanctions on Russian oil.

Explain that to the families of U.S. troops. My latest:
open.substack.com/pub/adamkinz...

I planned to share my report on the body cam footage early next week when I learned that a DC news station had obtained some of the footage as a result of my lawsuit and they were going to scoop me. After working on this for a year, I couldn't let that happen. Published 2 mins before they aired :)

This is not the best part of the firing, but it’s in the Top 10.

Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war.

“We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.

Trump is going to have to ask Congress for more money to fight his war in Iran. This is the time for Democrats and Republicans who support Ukraine to demand military aid for Ukraine as part of any bigger funding bill.

The Department of Justice has sued 30 states and DC for access to their unreacted sensitive voter data. My law firm is fighting them in all 30 cases.

We are dedicating so many resources because these are the most important legal fights and the future of free and fair elections is at stake.

He seems pretty sensitive whenever someone confronts him with evidence that Putin might not be our friend. Even when Fox brings it up.

From Gavin Newsom. 😂

lol 🤣

I broke my ankle running to the comments…

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

So, not a trans person, not a drag queen, not a gay person….

the whole culture war thing really doesn’t hold up to scrutiny if you’re even the slightest bit literate 🤷‍♂️

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse Since receiving presidential pardons, dozens of former Capitol rioters have gotten into more legal trouble. In Florida, Andrew Paul Johnson was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse.

Another life winner...

A Jan. 6 rioter pardoned by Trump was sentenced to life in prison for child sex abuse

www.npr.org/2026/03/05/n...

hey man, it’s hard enough keeping my dog from drinking the toilet baja