Monsieur Hotdog

I need to poop more

there must be some form of god

i’m going back to the church

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

Defending a piece of shit:

This is a piece of shit, but behold, there are golden nuggets of corn clearly visible amongst all of the shit.

We can sell nuggets 🤑!!!

Do glitter hoes know they’re just rubbing microplastics all over themselves?

> @governor.ca.gov

You can put lipstick on a pig, but at the end of the day, that pig still loves rolling in shit

There it is

Oh look the party that screams “family values” every five minutes is silent when one of their megachurch darlings pleads guilty to child sex abuse. But they’ll trip over themselves to ban books and attack drag shows. Tells you everything you need to know.

bingo

i could write a tome about how fucking embarrassing it is for journalism that someone as morally bankrupt as bari weiss has ascended to the highest levels of money and power by tickling trump's balls but instead i'm going to keep covering the people hurt most by his terror and giving them a voice.

Chicago priest Father Michael Pfleger: "The state of emergency is in AMERICA, not Chicago. It's birthed from this president and his admin's reign of terror."

( ht: @mikenellis.bsky.social )

Met a daughter and father from Spokane that traveled all the way to Seattle for the M’s game. It’s been like 24 years since the Mariner’s have been relevant 🤷‍♂️

That said, we were loud and proud in my section

A Chicago citizen confronts the hypocrisy of a fellow Hispanic man working for ICE, shaming him and making a powerful point by asking how his family ended up in the United States.

Love this outfit on Daniel Day-Lewis. DDL has a reputation for being a real clothes nerd, having studied bespoke shoemaking under Stefano Bemer, knowing his way around Savile Row, and getting guernseys from little-known makers. He wears his own clothes to photoshoots.

IG GQ

I need all yall to understand that just a few years ago, Kinziger’s take on this issue would have been largely considered as moderate or slightly right of center.

MAGA IS EXTREMISM & FASCISM!

News today that ICE shot a woman is chilling. The videos online show that there are some abusive, masked thugs masquerading as law enforcement.

Nobody deserves this. The courts need to step in.

👇🏽

The Vice President of the United States used his social media page to tell Joy Reid, a private citizen with no connection to the government, that she should express "gratitude" for how this country has treated her.

Black women remain the most consistent targets in all of this.

My wife left me for a spin dryer that had a saddle feature built in for this exact problem

a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain . Alt: a man in a helmet is saying `` bring out your dead '' while standing in the rain .

Republicans on Hospice Care Medicaid Funding:

Nachos Cereal on Saturday Morning hits!!!

Let’s give these motherfuckers bribing and kidnapping children as much attention as possible

When this all ends, and it will, there can’t be any olive branches extended, especially for ICE. Accountability, punishment, defunding, and ridicule are the only things that need to be on the menu.

Not that it isn’t all horrific, but this one hurts. For anyone that’s ever wanted to work in education/academia, this basically means you’ve been muzzled.

No lie.

The GOP health care for immigrants lie is an old one. Here’s me six years ago: