i am learning in real time that my body is very capable of spite
05.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0i am learning in real time that my body is very capable of spite
05.03.2026 20:32 — 👍 39 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0That is amazing!
05.03.2026 21:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Noem getting fired should remind all his other lackeys that as well as you follow the plans of Trump and Steven Miller as soon as it gets him in trouble he'll cut you off
05.03.2026 20:38 — 👍 14 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0I was just thinking the exact same thing. It's an obvious pattern
05.03.2026 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
WSJ headline that reads Kristi Noem has been replaced as homeland security secretary. The final straw was her combative appearance at a Senate hearing this week.
Her replacement will just be a gun with a bunch of racial slurs written on it
05.03.2026 19:07 — 👍 50 🔁 10 💬 5 📌 1Sinister!!
05.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Equally valid b
05.03.2026 18:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Silly me, I just went with "I LEFT my wallet in El Segundo" because it's warm there.
05.03.2026 18:48 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hell yeah. Just be aware that I'm not sure if that will help or harm your chances
05.03.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I deserve this
05.03.2026 18:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm available if you need a reference
05.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Two books. You Better Be Lightning by Andrea Gibson and Meditations by Marcus Aurelius
Two books that I don't ever finish, just start over when I get to the end #worldbookday
05.03.2026 18:35 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The meme where a woman is spraying gasoline into a red cup
Getting ready for the inevitable gas price increases
05.03.2026 18:31 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Righty tidy, lefty Lucifer, got it 🙏
05.03.2026 16:35 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Scalded lol
05.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i’ve scolded my hands many times reciting this, but think of how much worse it could’ve been
05.03.2026 16:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0an easy way to remember which side of the faucet is hot is that hell is hot, Satan lives in hell, Satan is sinister, and sinister is the Latin word for left
05.03.2026 16:18 — 👍 48 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 1Panic! On the streets of London
05.03.2026 15:48 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0at least we won’t be complaining about first world problems much longer
11.02.2025 23:00 — 👍 927 🔁 210 💬 16 📌 8What about OUR purple hearts for the ones you DID post
05.03.2026 15:16 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0People too
05.03.2026 14:15 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My favorite kinds of plants are ones that thrive on neglect
05.03.2026 13:42 — 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0I'll hold you to it!
05.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I deserve a purple heart for all the posts I've saved you guys from
05.03.2026 06:01 — 👍 54 🔁 11 💬 5 📌 1I'll just floss tomorrow
05.03.2026 05:54 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1Yes to both. Kevin!!!
05.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hahaha!
05.03.2026 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0running after a dog who is wearing a scarf and calling the name Josh is hilarious
05.03.2026 01:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sorry guys, I was trying to find the weirdest human name for a dog but I did not try that hard
05.03.2026 01:42 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0imagine someone running after a loose dog and calling the name Michael
05.03.2026 01:41 — 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0