Right on. And insurance is for pussies. It is absolutely the right time to Leeroy Jenkins this whole Strait of Hormuz nonsense. You tell em Brian.

Sure. That bathroom renovation looks pretty good tho.

I can't believe he is making you do this. Prick.

Have they looked at increasing crop production by replacing water with Gatorade yet? You know, because it has the electrolytes that plants crave?

Obvious and staggering corruption. International reputation and alliances in the bin. Illegal tarrifs created the highest tax hike on US citizens in history and may need to be repaid. Masked goons in major cities. And the President is - AT BEST- protecting a ring of paedophiles. 36% is a disgrace.

I think he makes a pretty good point about Thomas.

Absolute Hall of Fame response to a question.

We are three days away from some variant of "it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again" out here.

Nonsense. She is clearly trying to extinguish the flames of other some kind of liquid.

Putting aside the small matter of Switzerland not having a Prime Minister, imagine hearing this and thinking - yeah, that sounds like a good way to run the nation's international trade policy.

This is a disgrace.

What is the reason the tapes from the Apprentice have never been released?

I don't know man. I think the paramilitary goons killing citizens and the whole you know, "the entire administration increasingly looks like a cabal of paedophiles and predators" thing is getting some traction too.

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

it's 2035. the only jobs available are gluing shoes together in the under armor company town or pretending to be an optimus robot. your boss is a chatbot that tells you to kill yourself. rent on your studio apartment is $90000 doge coin. premiere jd vance is screaming at you to be whiter

They both make some great points.

Didn't they just vote for an increase of funding to ICE?

No Mordor?

Strong "you can't play in our treehouse" vibes here.

Could have rounded up a lot of 5 year olds with those extra border patrol numbers.

I was a straws should be made of anything you want guy but I think we both landed in the same place.

As a non American I'm
not sure you can imagine the damage being done here. Your commitments & alliances are demonstrably worthless and will change wildly depending on electoral cycle. Absolute reset of a global power structure that has benefitted the US for 80 years for reasons nobody understands.

Out of curiosity - is there an official pre determined ratio of deaths in detainment camps per annum before they are officially called death camps? Or is it more of a vibes thing?

Brilliant. And if they don't respond to the judges request maybe we can get another judge to request they explain why they didn't respond to this latest judge's request. And then if they don't respond to that? Well. Then we'll have them right where we want them.

Be reasonable. Chuck asked them a question just the other day and said he was "very disappointed" with the answer. Not just disappointed. Very disappointed. So there's that.

Thank you. This one was new to me.

Wrong. The correct answer is everyone is stupid and only I can save us with a suite of nonsensical, often arbitrary policy decisions. Every other position is woke nonsense. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Well made point and I love the Leeroy Jenkins reference.

Trump will 100% be claiming this as his victory if the people of Iran can achieve regime change.