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Mark Carney is Cockney rhyming slang for sandwich

St George is the patron saint of The Asda

The letters for the track listings on Saults new album 10 . Spell out Tranmere Rovers backwards .

The arrival of Leeds and Burnley into the Premier league has seen shares in Weekend offender reach an all time high

Leicester City and Burnley are to swap Aquascutum baseball caps as they pass each other in the league .

Donald Trump has put a 50% reciprocal tariff on Love Island

Charlie Drake was Nick Drakes dad

Newcastle Uniteds open top bus parade follows the exact route of Stings dads milk round

Wirral council is returning Oxton Village to pre Industrial Revolution times by digging a moat around it

Birkenhead has the largest amount of temporary traffic lights per capita than anywhere else in the entire world

Scotland are to play minor counties football

The midget wool

The Kaiser Chiefs have a residency at Haydock races

The Wealdstone Raider can't stand for the Reform party at the General Election due to height restrictions

The Penelope Keith liberation front have claimed responsibility for the attack on Heathrow's electrical sub station

Radio 6 are to marry the Ezra Collective in August

Trumps face is the deepest orange on the Farrow & Ball paint chart

Sabrina Carpenter can hang 8 internal doors a day .

Pam Ayers is called Pam Uluru by the Aboriginal people

Pam Ayers is Roy Ayers mum

J D Vance is Cockney rhyming slang for trousers

You are never more than a fortnight away from Fleetwood Mac night on BBC4

Graham Norton invented the Anti virus

Masked singer panelist Jonathon Ross was once a member of Kiss

George Benson invented the single divan

St Valentine is the patron saint of massacres

BBC political editor Chris Mason plays bass in an Ocean Colour Scene tribute band .

Dachshunds have little legs so they can go under the tables at artisan farmers markets

Sunderland have declared first in the superbowl final

Kendrick Lamar is Mark Lamar's dad