Dr. Crusher's Sex Ghost

It's oddly comforting to discover that a vital step in surgeries is cable management.

I work for a broadcasting company and the absolute stampede to replace script writing and recording with AI has been eyewatering. It's weird watching Marie Antoinette eagerly sharpening a guillotine.

The sign of a truly thoughtful orgy host.

Was watching porn the other night and heard this exchange:

Man 1: Wow, you have an incredible body. Such huge muscles.

Man 2: Based.

The blood rushed from my penis with an empty Big Gulp sound.

Excuse me, he is more than three months older than I.

You're all playing for 2nd place, bye bye bye.

2001.

I love every series of his I've read:

-Otherland
-Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn
-Shadowmarch
-Bobby Dollar

Otherland is the best wtf story. MST is a tragedy, Shadowmarch is Celtics lore on pcp, and Bobby is a profane and thought-provoking detective story involving angels and demons.

Looks absolutely delicious as it is!

When she lifted that cupcake my heart beat faster.

Ember has one too! This pic is from her latest software update while plugged into her socket.

Oh that's coooool.

I love MST, but Otherland is my favorite.

Ever read the Bobby Dollar trilogy? It was fascinating.

I skimmed too fast and read "masses" as "mages" and I really wanted to join you for a moment.

The War of the Flowers|Paperback This standalone portal fantasy transports unsuccessful rockstar Theo Vilmos from modern California to a land of magic and mysteryReturning to the fantasy genre that made him a coast-to-coast best...

Book recommendation:

War of the Flowers - Tad Williams.

Ignore if you wish, but know you're missing out on characters such as "The Remover of Inconvenient Obstacles".

#books #fantasy #recommendbook #tadwilliams #reading

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-war-of...

Monstrous. 🔥

@microsoft.com We are users, not customers. Once I buy Windows, the sale has been made and I do not need to be advertised to any longer within Windows.

Once the sale is complete I expect the sales pitch to end.

#rant #yell@clouds #reason #logic @eff.org

Hey I know that hotel! Hope you're having a good time in town.

This coming holiday season, please remember that most retail workers don't get to decide when to eat lunch, let alone set company policy.

Do not bitch at the person at the register because the company angers you.

It is not their fault.

Damn that looks good, I'm jelly. I am never happier than when i have nothing to do.

We should create a betting pool listing every upcoming game advertised at the show and see which ones get axed.

Maybe it is the Kidz' Bopz cover.

I want to live here.

There's a really muscular guy with a mustache here dressed as Patrick Star and it's just not working at all for me.

A whale shark caught in a trawler net?

THAT IS SUCH A GREAT COSTUME.

@chikinstu.bsky.social Not to goon out, but how is that face not in grayscale on billboards selling cologne?

Yaaaay! Maybe I'll splurge today!

For reasons I can't fully articulate, it pleases me greatly to see the building that once was a hemorrhoid surgery clinic is now the "Herald Christian Health Center".

Girl same.

Lo Mein Black.