A green bag of snacks with a good crunch but a lot of nerve calling itself “spicy” when its just a run-of-the-mill jalapeño flavor.

Did @michaelianblack.bsky.social & @cavanaghtom.bsky.social get into the snack game full time?!

Because, I have notes.

Not beating the geriatric millennial allegations here, but if you want to feel totally fine for 22 minutes, the new Scrubs shockingly accomplishes that. Feels like reading a well written email from an old friend who hasn't changed a bit.

I was *slightly* sleepy before I heard the thunder.

…now I can barely keep my eyes open.

I’m gonna sleep like a fuggin’ champ tonight!

seems bad

It was our sins

Considering that corn flakes were invented to keep boys from jackin' it....

Manus the anus for men

Please don’t call it that

i’ve been posting a lot less lately because most stuff i want to say can only be said inside my home to the person who can invoke spousal privilege if asked to testify about what i said 🥰

operation blowing up residential buildings because a dozen rich old guys got caught molesting teenagers in the 90s

That’s because it’s a solid ass album.

It’s super strange says the man who hasn’t watched a full episode since 2003.

I drive over that every morning. Good to know.

I am afraid “never learn a hockey player’s politics” is as ironclad a law as “never learn a baseball player’s politics”

YouTube video by pressmin Taxi opening theme -- Season 5

You couldn’t pay me money to skip the opening credits of ‘Taxi’.

But real talk, it is a criminally underrated show.

I still gotta card when I buy alcohol for my wife when I’m out grocery shopping-and I’m long past 35 (laudatory).

Bad Bunny with a love letter to immigrants, America, & Puerto Rico! Puerto Ricans are U.S. citizens! Thank you Bad Bunny for using your platform to call out hate & saying ICE out at the Grammy Awards! Proud of our state CA hosting Super Bowl LX & Green Day which was formed in San Francisco East Bay!

Ending your halftime show with “God Bless America” and then listing off allllllll the nations of the Americas and following it up with “We’re staying” is in fact, very fucking fire.

#badbunny #superbowl

A "Portland Frog" holding up an inflatable letter it just pulled from a big bag, in front of a message made of the same letters which reads: WE'RE NOT COOKED WE'RE NOT DOOMED WE WERE MADE FOR THIS MOMENT"

the vibe

Legislature passes minimum wage decrease for teen workers The Nebraska Legislature voted final approval Thursday of a bill lowering the minimum wage employers must pay some teen workers.

The Nebraska Legislature really said:
“Fuck Them Kids” nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news...

Mamdani: "I speak of Renee Good, whose final words to the man who murdered her were, 'I'm not mad at you.' I speak of Alex Pretti who died as he lived, caring for the stranger. ICE shot him bc he did something they could never fathom ... let us offer a new path: one of defiance through compassion."

This is the way.

F*ck ICE.

🤔

fucking cathartically

You should have healthcare, you should have housing, you should have a universal basic income that sustains your ability to live in the world, and everyone who keeps telling you these things are unreasonable is either listed in a big stack of documents together or is actively protecting them.

Pre-Code Movies on TCM and Criterion Channel, February 2026 It’s a chilly February, but there’s pre-Codes galore to watch! Woo-hoo!

It's February! (Almost!) Lots of fun pre-Codes on TCM and the Criterion Channel this month worth checking out. You can stream High Pressure (1932) to your heart's desire! What more do you want? ... okay, besides *that*. pre-code.com/pre-code-mov...

This is who runs this account

oh, so Daft Punk is playing at your house? should we throw a party? should we throw a big joyful party, invite all our friends, and dance as if we still occupy a more innocent time, when it was possible to imagine a better and brighter future?

Federal prosecutors hate this one simple trick

Kristi Noem and Kash Patel are right: Alex Pretti had no right to possess a gun during a protest. What if he had killed someone?

by Kyle Rittenhouse