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I think you’ve talked before about how awesome it is to see someone experiencing (or at least enjoying) something for the first time. Enjoy!

14.10.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Albuquerque probably

20.09.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See you on Shepherdsday!

20.09.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oof. That’s a lot. I remember the pain from just doing a hundred or so.

10.09.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What do you call the person who graduated last in medical school?

Doctor.

07.09.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I said β€œShepherdstown? That’s an odd choice.” And then I said β€œOh. Of course.”

See you there!

16.08.2025 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But if you go left, he definitely won’t follow.

20.07.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Infectious Waste is the name of my Garbage cover band.

17.07.2025 18:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Computer, end program.

14.07.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as it’s raining on the outside and not the inside

12.07.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh… while I know the royalties I have gotten over the years, I’ve never seen actual sales or count numbers for the tech book I wrote. But given what I’ve gotten, I wonder if I am a β€œbest selling” author by the second criteria.

08.07.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tomorrow 2050 will be closer than 2000.

02.07.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

All I can say is.. what in the world are you using 3/4 of a TB of memory for???

01.07.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is not an easy thing - I’ve done a lot of conference speaking as an introvert, and evenings are generally β€œfind the easiest food that doesn’t require me talking to a human and crash in the hotel room.

01.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can we convince the tentacled JoCo to take a Covid test? And convince him that β€œC” means Covid? That’ll give the mech a few days head start

29.06.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Safe travels. Might want to consider backing up your phone and then wiping it (though I’m sure you have thought all this through already).

22.06.2025 03:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in the middle of @scalzi.com’s latest opus, and I gotta say as an atheist (who used to be catholic) that I really appreciate his treatment of religion (little β€œr”) and faith.

Also, loving the WWZ-style intertwining of multiple vignettes and story lines.

22.06.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t post about whatever the current thing happens to be. It’s not going to change it, and I need to focus on what I can.

22.06.2025 00:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ll be working on my Miata with my 15yo daughter, which always makes me grateful she wants to spend time with me and learn new things.

The act of kindness should have been this morning, but the other person could not have a moment of gratitude. So we will find another opportunity

24.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I still think you should have gone with the computer’s preference and sung Part of Your World.

Happy birthday!

11.05.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jill Sobule, Singer-Songwriter of Groundbreaking 1995 Song β€˜I Kissed a Girl,’ Dies in House Fire Jill Sobule, whose 1995 hit 'I Kissed a Girl' is considered the first openly gay-themed song to crack the Billboard Top 20, died in a fire Thursday.

She was a friend and I've just learned about this and I'm entirely heartbroken.

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02.05.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4668    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 279    πŸ“Œ 76
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Could be worse. Could be this little asshole.

30.04.2025 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s going on is, unfortunately, a global problem. But some places are slightly better than others for the time being.

18.04.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Geez, you’re right. At least this way Musso…Trump will make the trains run on time.

14.03.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This seems almost exactly like β€œLook, if we do it this way the trains will run on time.”

14.03.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure almost all of the spread of COVID that year for JoCoCruise was from people leaving out of the FLL airport

12.03.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI don’t own any”…

I suspect that by the end of March 2026 you will own several. Hot pants and Crocs - a winning combination.

11.03.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can’t see Tom Holland and not share Tom Holland

11.03.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, @scalzi.com. Chances are your pants are not as fancy as the pair of very fancy pants that Mr Fancy Pants will wear

11.03.2025 13:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It took a few years of cruising before I learned there’s an actual name - mal de debarquement. Unlike a lot of folks I don’t get motion sick and I don’t mind the feeling.

10.03.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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