esperanza

saw a clip of joe jonas singing careless whisper and i think it’s really over for me

did arms yesterday @ the gym and it was the first time i’ve looked at them in like 4 years and thought damn i’m getting kind of yoked again

kris jenner’s plastic surgery looks fucking incredible

i still have a soft spot

im about to be 25 what do i do with that

why a pastry on there

LOL

am i chopped

noooo i cant give him a guilt complex. i’ll just start drinking

i told my nephew my dog is old and sleepy and this boy said-

“jUsT LikE yOu AuNtIe”

this velaris ass dress 💙🌌

what

i can’t read. i love you

my cpa gave me a christmas gift basket of homemade desserts would it be appropriate to kiss her on the mouth

LOL

cramping like a mf please rolling pin my uterus

dude….the rules 😩😩😩

i love when the only way out is through

BEEFINWITMYCHIKWHYLIMINGELL

there is no better feeling than brutus laying against my butt

fart far far far far 😔

quarreling with my dame whilst i’m detained 🪈

fart fart fart fart fart fart

:D

i’m about to throw one so hard you Better catch it

dudeeeee

if i have to spend another dollar any time soon i'm gonna throw up