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If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun. Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs. I'm a retired Mailman & veteran, so I've twice sworn an oath to uphold the Constitution. http://Crashmodem.com

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Congress: "listen, if we stop him from waging this illegal war, you're going to expect us to start holding people accountable for raping children and we would lose SOOO many of our donors."

02.03.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

They always have trillions of dollars for illegal wars in the Mideast, but SCOFF in your face and clutch their pearls when you ask for universal healthcare. You are all being played.

02.03.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 8068    πŸ” 2391    πŸ’¬ 186    πŸ“Œ 83

Britney Howard has the perfect voice for Nothing Compares 2 U #SNL50

17.02.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't Mean Nothin' A rootsy, piano‑driven Americana ballad with a female lead unraveling in real time. Smoky sax, live‑room energy, and a story sung from the edge. A raw, emotional take on Don’t Mean Nothin’ that blends

I wrote a song with Britney Howard's voice in mind, but my sister tells me in sounds more like Amy Winehouse.
All input welcome, even if you you just want to bitch about the production.
soundcloud.com/todd-baier/d...

02.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I told the @jamestalarico.bsky.social
campaign that they couldn't count on my support for the sole reason he was running against Jasmine Crockett
β€ͺ@crockett.house.gov‬

The more I hear him, the more I like him...
but damn!

This race?

C'mon y'all!

02.03.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s really crazy how much I’ve been agreeing with Rep. Thomas Massie recently!

01.03.2026 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16240    πŸ” 4520    πŸ’¬ 720    πŸ“Œ 195
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You Got Yours This is a small, sharp, morning‑after confession dressed up as a shrug. The song follows a woman who’s finally honest with herself about the mess she’s made and the mess she’s still in. She’s not trag

@kellymcgonagle.bsky.social

on.soundcloud.com/qdxmidHFbtU0...

01.03.2026 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A single Tomahawk missile costs $2M
We just dropped $200–400M+ worth on Iran.
We’ve spent $1–2 billion just in munitions today.
$2 billion could
-run one small rural hospital for 65 years
or fund PBS for 5 years..
or put 45,000 students through college.
or feed 2.5 million kids lunch for a Year

01.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Donald Trump endorses Don Huffines, who secretly bought Epstein’s Zorro ranch

Donald Trump endorses Don Huffines, who secretly bought Epstein’s Zorro ranch

A full-throated endorsement of the guy who secretly bought Epstein’s Zorro ranch and is resisting any investigation of the premises.

01.03.2026 13:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 598    πŸ’¬ 118    πŸ“Œ 37
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Let me translate this: β€œA shit ton of your loved ones maybe sacrificed to keep the nation’s attention off the Epstein files. That is a sacrifice I’m totally willing to make.”

28.02.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2976    πŸ” 1298    πŸ’¬ 450    πŸ“Œ 198

The president didn't bother to make the case for war in a marathon State of the Union address and then he fucked off to his sweaty gilded country club so he could literally phone in an unconstitutional war.

Every single Democrat needs to be screaming about this at full volume.

28.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5388    πŸ” 1320    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 26

You clearly are not an agent of the USA - you are obv not upholding the Constitution or working in the best interest of America

If you're just in it for yourself or bought & paid for by another nation or nation's leader is irrelevant - you are NOT honoring your oath to the US Constitution

Resign

28.02.2026 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Take note Senator.

bsky.app/profile/ocas...

28.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 498    πŸ” 32    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

How much does anyone want to bet those bigmouths paid for their meal at Joe's Stone Crab with a credit card and are readily identifiable, for a DOJ who actually wanted to go after legitimate national security threats. But this DOJ? Nah. bsky.app/profile/gtco...

28.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I will give Trump this. He's doing exactly what everyone said he'd do and that he lied about and said he wouldn't do.

Ugh.

01.03.2026 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1976    πŸ” 298    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 13

This seems like a good time to remind voters that just 20 Republican senators could end this global nightmare today if they took their oaths seriously.

Stop blaming Democrats.

28.02.2026 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1575    πŸ” 524    πŸ’¬ 52    πŸ“Œ 26
They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

They say 'the machines of the future' will be as smart as people... OK, but WHICH people? Because it kinda matters quite a bit.

28.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4202    πŸ” 843    πŸ’¬ 133    πŸ“Œ 61

Hmmm. In Epstein's sweetheart deal he got immunity for co-conspirators. Why when DOJ and FBI says there were NO co-conspirators?

28.02.2026 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6286    πŸ” 1499    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 41
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Seems to be the pattern…

28.02.2026 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16537    πŸ” 5015    πŸ’¬ 444    πŸ“Œ 187

ICE recruits should be the first ones shipped off for β€œwar.”

28.02.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10755    πŸ” 2152    πŸ’¬ 461    πŸ“Œ 189

β€œNo person shall be… deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law…”

It's right there in the Constitution. 5th Amendment.

No person. No exceptions.

01.03.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I promise you that the government that murdered Alex Pretti and Renee Good does not give a flying fuck about the protests in Iran.

28.02.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 19093    πŸ” 3910    πŸ’¬ 318    πŸ“Œ 114

I just saw a headline that Trump β€œseeks to overturn Government” - Ours? Hard to be sure- he sure doesn’t seem to like most of us.

28.02.2026 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1605    πŸ” 226    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 7
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I wish the lord would take me now.

28.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 11614    πŸ” 2349    πŸ’¬ 500    πŸ“Œ 146
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The degree of cringe is by itself enough to warrant very public executions of these imbeciles.

28.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1988    πŸ” 424    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 81
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Truckstop Sushi
YouTube video by crashmodem Truckstop Sushi

youtu.be/nUexg19cmIU
To be clear- my buddy Mark did NOT consent to being my useful idiot, playing a lovable oblivious idiot in this video. Fortunately, he moved back to Ireland last year, which makes legal action… inconvenient for him.

28.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The morally bankrupt Trump administration has partnered with another morally bankrupt authoritarian to declare an unprovoked war on Iran, already killing scores of civilians.

We need an immediate vote from Congress on a War Powers Resolution. Then articles of impeachment.

28.02.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 23318    πŸ” 6098    πŸ’¬ 715    πŸ“Œ 255

If you want to distract from the Epstein Files, maybe don't name your act of war something that also has the initials E F.
Epstein Fury?
Epic Files?
We live in a grotesquely absurd timeline.

28.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 7291    πŸ” 1660    πŸ’¬ 242    πŸ“Œ 98

CONGRESS declares war.

NOT President tRumpstein.

28.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 15255    πŸ” 3296    πŸ’¬ 644    πŸ“Œ 98