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@moltude.bsky.social

eat fast, run slow

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Latest posts by moltude.bsky.social on Bluesky

From the makers of Cards Against Humanity;

Poops & Bladders.

Never to young to learn that shit runs downhill no matter how high you climb.

10.07.2025 11:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm tired and just want to go home.

25.06.2025 13:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fire up the geriatric millennial spofity playlist.

22.06.2025 20:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100,000 beef units.

Need.

13.06.2025 14:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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this is least gross thing in the entire article. 🤮

please leave montana or go save a rez dog.

13.06.2025 11:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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4AM Metal Yoga.

13.06.2025 11:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A blood blister just popped and now I have blood on the bathroom ceiling.

11.06.2025 00:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sobriety is fucking hard.

02.06.2025 17:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just ask yourself What Would the Acting Administrator of DOGE Do?

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WWAADD?

30.05.2025 00:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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@solidarity.pizza needs more 'kraut.

28.05.2025 16:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

day six; starting man's' search for meaning

27.05.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Day 5, treating myself to a kindle upgrade.

26.05.2025 16:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Day 4

25.05.2025 14:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

from the people who brought you "tactical" coffee --- new "strength & honor" trash bags.

24.05.2025 12:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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truly.

24.05.2025 02:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 2

I can't get minotaur semen out of my head.

19.05.2025 10:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank christ this isn't what I thought.

But maybe it is?

18.05.2025 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yeah I threw up

17.05.2025 00:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone has a hold on you but my fingers really, really need to check you out.

16.05.2025 21:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Taking a shit that sounds like squeezing an empty ketchup bottle.

15.05.2025 20:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Spiced rum green bean casserole with extra gravy.

The we shoot a can of whipped cream with a nail gun for dessert.

Please bring a side dish or drinks.

15.05.2025 00:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Klingon the Hill

15.05.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because you can't come up with a good title?

Qataris in the Sky with Diamonds edition.

14.05.2025 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think RFK is ripping those out.

13.05.2025 00:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@solidarity.pizza

12.05.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What is it with John Woo and doves?

12.05.2025 23:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The worst service. GoogleMeat

08.05.2025 19:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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07.05.2025 18:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't think @qjurecic.bsky.social wants snakes on the brain.

04.05.2025 19:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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