Janey M

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Correction. Orwell never said this. He did however, warn that: "political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.” (That's Politics and the English Language, one of my favorite essays)

Explained! How to move countries and take on new identity after autistic joke gets taken seriously We’ve all been there. Whom amongst us has not made a little joke for a bit of fun, and then looked on in horror as it was taken seriously, frozen in silent dread as the realisation hits that the…

We’ve all been there. Whom amongst us has not made a little joke for a bit of fun, and then looked on in horror as it was taken seriously, frozen in silent dread as the realisation hits that the person you are talking to now thinks you are an absolute tit?

Sci-fi and dystopia prepared me for the tech hell we are heading towards. It did not prepare me for it being this *stupid*.

Sorry. I thought this reply was to my other post.

I think it is disrespectful to the children and parents. I am pretty sure it is a safeguarding breach in the UK.

And teachers who put students on TikToks shouldn't be in the profession. I can't fathom thinking that is OK.

I think a lot of parents (and teachers) fundamentally misunderstand that their children are not experiencing childhood the same way they did. Eg: "the internet" used to be something you had to log on to to visit. In a specific room of the house. Now it is constant. I wouldn't have coped as a kid.

YouTube video by Viva La Dirt League When you don't understand water cooling

This. Except he is real.

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a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

*blinks repeatedly*

Screenshot from a page of Cork slang that reads: "Chats - Meaning breasts in Cork slang. But the word has also been used in Irish slang to refer to a small, inferior potato, which does not really flatter Cork women unfortunately." #SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Cork

Cork we need to talk

One of my favorite comic book shops is closing down in a couple days and is selling everything at a steep discount. It’s almost entirely cleaned out except for the weirdo Star Trek character figurines that nobody wanted. Except for me. T’Pol, Neelix, and a random Klingon woman work for me now.

*sigh*

Because they want to frame the SEND crisis as a "snowflakes using their diagnosis as a reason not to try" instead of "the system is broken and we don't want to make the investment to fix it".

Sorry you are dealing with that.

Dad went mad because one of the letters they sent him was basically grumpy in tone and at no point did they offer any condolences on her death. Acted like her dying was a big inconvenience. You'd think they would be used to dealing with bereaved people

Brace yourself for shenanigans when dealing with pension companies and death. My dad has written complaints to 2 of them trying to sort mum's stuff out.

Sending positive vibes.

Me too.

Nevermind. Saw the raw milk. :/

I have too many things in my head they can be. 😅

Trump verbally attacking Starmer gives me the most respect I've ever had for Starmer, tbh.

Thank you email for joining the Green Party

Just joined UK’s Green Party for a few reasons. Starmer himself suggested ppl like me leave the Labour Party when he assumed leadership. Request granted. But the Greens’ recent success & polling (and more importantly their policy goals!) show them to be robust & viable.
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Oh, and I need paperwork and to go through the "red" customs bit if I go to Europe. 😬😬😬

Not allowed them if I ever manage to go to Japan.

ADHD meds advice:

Must be taken in the morning. Must not be taken on an empty stomach. Must not be taken with foods with high fat content. Must not drink while taking meds.

My partner: "Are they trying to trick people into healthy living?" 😅

Last night I dreamed there was a haunted Dobby the Elf doll in my bed. Honestly, terrifying.

Boebert: Have you reviewed any Epstein files that were released that you believe reference or relate to those specific 2016 claims regarding the Podesta emails Comet ping pong pizza used as code possibly.

Clinton: Pizzagate was totally made up. I can't believe you're even referencing it

YouTube video by Netflix Harrison Ford: Life Achievement Award Acceptance Speech | 32nd Annual Actor Awards

When you have the chance, please take the time to watch Harrison Ford's remarkable, beautiful Life Achievement Award acceptance speech. #ActorAwards

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BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

A liar & Tiny Trump Twat

This is a really weird fantasia of Edinburgh (and its geography) as it never was and is *full* to the brim of the sorts of simple yet glaring errors and anachronisms you would never have gotten if you hadn't left it to a computer to just barf out an averagised slop answer.

OMG FIRST ICE CREAM TRUCK OF THE YEAR OUTSIDE
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY