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Ian Carey

@iancarey.bsky.social

SF Bay Area jazz trumpeter/composer & graphic designer. I like human creativity and I hate AI. iancareyjazz.com iancareydesign.com https://iancarey.bandcamp.com/

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There's something deeply obscene and broken about the fact that Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth are bombing elementary schools in an illegal war of aggression, and there's still a sense among the opposition that it has to be explained in terms of gas prices in order to get American voters to care.

08.03.2026 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 17669    πŸ” 4752    πŸ’¬ 618    πŸ“Œ 249

Sideman pet peeve: being asked to play a tune on flugelhorn just because it's a ballad or latin tune. You haven't even heard how my trumpet sounds on it yet! It's like adding salt to a chef's dish before you've even tasted it.

08.03.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 30239    πŸ” 7504    πŸ’¬ 224    πŸ“Œ 238

no β™₯️

06.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

I tried playing the computer on "Grand Master mode" on the Scrabble app and. it. destroyed. me.

06.03.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thirding the Last Bookstore (& Mus. of Jurassic Technology)! Disney was fun but almost killed me last time. H Mart & Tokyo Central are awesome Asian grocery experiences.

05.03.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Conservatives want a metronome that protects but does not bind

04.03.2026 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

One Priority Vespa per lifetime

04.03.2026 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 26294    πŸ” 8895    πŸ’¬ 289    πŸ“Œ 334

It’s been terrifying to have almost every year in the past 20 years be a lesson in how many people with power make decisions about who lives and dies with little thought or care or even a clear idea as to why they’re doing anything, and it’s terrifying that it seems to be getting worse

28.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4627    πŸ” 772    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 23

What can be said, other than the obvious: this is a deeply stupid war being launched by a deeply unstable and doddering old man and his deeply incompetent administration, and everyone who has supported him and enabled him should feel deeply ashamed.

28.02.2026 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Paramount should enjoy its growing news monopoly while they have it because when Democrats win back power we are going to break up these anti-democratic information conglomerates. All of them.

27.02.2026 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 10337    πŸ” 2001    πŸ’¬ 757    πŸ“Œ 394

They beat a blind refugee who speaks no English for failing to obey police commands he could not understand. Then instead of apologizing, they charged him with possession of a β€œweapon”—HIS WALKING STICK. Then they dumped him miles from home without notifying anyone, after which he was found dead.

25.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 12648    πŸ” 6095    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 331

7 through 10 are the same thing. C'mon now

25.02.2026 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also I'm guessing 70% of those 83% use it for "extend the background of this photo by 10%"

24.02.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I understand why chatbot cheating happens but every time I read about it I want to gently remind everyone that the point of schoolwork is not for the submission to exist. Teachers are not just greedy for more essays or solved equations. The point is to do the work WITH YOUR OWN BRAIN, FOR LEARNING.

24.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 3711    πŸ” 863    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 49
Preview
Interview Music: III, by Ian Carey Quintet+1 from the album Interview Music

Hey it works! This is a passacaglia I wrote a while back: iancarey.bandcamp.com/track/interv...

24.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The president, who drones on about protecting women’s sports, publicly mocked the women’s gold-medal hockey team. A reminder this was never about protecting women’s sports and it was always about transphobia and misogyny.

23.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5079    πŸ” 1381    πŸ’¬ 51    πŸ“Œ 33
NYT headline saying "people loved the dot com boom but not the AI boom"

NYT headline saying "people loved the dot com boom but not the AI boom"

turns out almost nobody other than total freaks likes or wants this shit

21.02.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1216    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 55

sales of dipshit freak box lower than anticipated

21.02.2026 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 600    πŸ” 82    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

It's interesting that the rise of liquid body soap has coincided with the rise of shampoo bars! It's OK for things to just be what they are

21.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inspiring interaction in my class this week: I suggest that a student try to come up with some lyrics for a tune we're learning, but ask, "just please promise me you won't use Chat GPT." She looks horrified and says, "oh GOD no! Lyrics are personal."

21.02.2026 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard at my house: "Your dream brain sounds about as fun as your day brain"

21.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

full of contempt for the "reporters" who sit there and laugh at trump's "jokes"

20.02.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1196    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 13

okay you know what we're doing this

why rise of skywalker is the worst crime ever committed against cinema and the very concept of a coherent fictional universe: a thread

18.02.2026 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2296    πŸ” 394    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 126
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Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

19.02.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8081    πŸ” 1761    πŸ’¬ 75    πŸ“Œ 98

They raided the jailed children to steal their letters.

The problem, in federal officials' minds, wasn't confining children in prison-camp conditions; it was that the children could tell the public about it.

17.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4009    πŸ” 2010    πŸ’¬ 44    πŸ“Œ 48

But who will claim he'll have space colonies in 10 years?!

15.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually think he could've been a cult hero w/ jazz folks if he'd died pre-70s! But even though I found always found his note choices interesting his delivery had shades of the ham withinβ€”I've said before he sounds like he got Rip Van Winkle'd in the 40s, woke up mid-New Thing and just jumped in.

15.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the unusual path to Ellis of being introduced by Out of Nowhere (abstract standards trio w/ Paul Bley & Steve Swallow) and then his 3rd Stream/freeish small group LPs with Jaki Byard, and I've pretty much opted out of his big band stuff. 1/

15.02.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0