You want to talk about Stranger Things? How about all the strange things going on in Washington?
03.01.2026 00:54 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0You want to talk about Stranger Things? How about all the strange things going on in Washington?
03.01.2026 00:54 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Manifesting a year where I don't have to lose my juicy asscheeks from stress again. 😭🙏🏻
02.01.2026 11:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My client today was a tattoo artist, and she drew the design up, printed off the references and the linework for the stencil. She even printed a photo off of the stencil placement. What a gem 😌❤️
26.11.2025 23:39 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Damn, I'm really out here double cheeked up with a good heart.
08.11.2025 11:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😫
05.11.2025 01:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Asking the next man who tells me he genuinely enjoys utilitarian architecture which Scotiabank he was born in
05.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0"Diva Down..." I whisper as I empty my menstrual cup
05.11.2025 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of us (me) are carrying heavy burdens (a juicy ass and a kind heart) 😞💔
30.08.2025 20:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do you think it has anything to do with my Big Naturals hat?
24.07.2025 22:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Brandon told me I have more Uncle Energy than him.
24.07.2025 22:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Cashews is the shrimp of nuts.
24.07.2025 21:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sorry
16.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0She B on my Enson till I Boone.
16.07.2025 21:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If I don't get a vegan dilly bar in the next 24 hours heads are gonna roll
15.07.2025 21:11 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look at this adorable dumbass
14.07.2025 15:09 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I had to bring smudge to the vet again so they can do a urinalysis (his pisser was empty on Friday)-- looking forward to collecting the "spicy boy" post it note they always leave on his carrier.
14.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0El*n and Tr*mp will go down in history as the world's bitchiest frenemies.
06.06.2025 16:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I was honestly kind of vibing to the MRI machine noises.
👽🛸🎶🎧
The things I would do for a lobotomy rn would land me in jail probably.
23.03.2025 01:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“In my new movie, my reincarnation, I may not come back to Newfoundland. I may not even come back to this planet.”
deadline.com/2025/03/game...
Got a haircut and now I'm SO BACK and gayer looking than ever
10.03.2025 20:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Him big
09.03.2025 20:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Someone pls convince me to not preorder like 3 MTG × FF booster boxes I am FERAL FOR THEM. LOOK AT THIS SILLY LITTLE DUMBASS
09.03.2025 19:36 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0💀Believe it or not: they haven't changed
08.03.2025 01:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're gonna be so mad about women's pants.
07.03.2025 22:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That's real betrayal, imo.
07.03.2025 22:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I like that I now have 3 seperate social media platforms where I can talk about my butt cheeks, honestly.
07.03.2025 22:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I've earned being a bit slutty but also I don't want anyone near me and men are dangerous so 🤷🏻
05.03.2025 22:08 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Dating as a 32 year old femme feels like a hate crime idk how else to describe it 💀
05.03.2025 02:30 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0