Krys

My client today was a tattoo artist, and she drew the design up, printed off the references and the linework for the stencil. She even printed a photo off of the stencil placement. What a gem 😌❤️

Damn, I'm really out here double cheeked up with a good heart.

😫

Asking the next man who tells me he genuinely enjoys utilitarian architecture which Scotiabank he was born in

"Diva Down..." I whisper as I empty my menstrual cup

Some of us (me) are carrying heavy burdens (a juicy ass and a kind heart) 😞💔

Do you think it has anything to do with my Big Naturals hat?

Brandon told me I have more Uncle Energy than him.

Cashews is the shrimp of nuts.

Sorry

She B on my Enson till I Boone.

If I don't get a vegan dilly bar in the next 24 hours heads are gonna roll

Look at this adorable dumbass

I had to bring smudge to the vet again so they can do a urinalysis (his pisser was empty on Friday)-- looking forward to collecting the "spicy boy" post it note they always leave on his carrier.

El*n and Tr*mp will go down in history as the world's bitchiest frenemies.

I was honestly kind of vibing to the MRI machine noises.
👽🛸🎶🎧

The things I would do for a lobotomy rn would land me in jail probably.

‘Captain Newfoundland’ Doc On Legacy Of Media Magnate Geoff Stirling Sets Canadian Distribution Game Theory Films Boards ‘Captain Newfoundland’ Doc On Legacy Of Media Magnate & Mystic Geoff Stirling

“In my new movie, my reincarnation, I may not come back to Newfoundland. I may not even come back to this planet.”

deadline.com/2025/03/game...

Got a haircut and now I'm SO BACK and gayer looking than ever

Him big

Someone pls convince me to not preorder like 3 MTG × FF booster boxes I am FERAL FOR THEM. LOOK AT THIS SILLY LITTLE DUMBASS

💀Believe it or not: they haven't changed

You're gonna be so mad about women's pants.

That's real betrayal, imo.

I like that I now have 3 seperate social media platforms where I can talk about my butt cheeks, honestly.

I think I've earned being a bit slutty but also I don't want anyone near me and men are dangerous so 🤷🏻

Dating as a 32 year old femme feels like a hate crime idk how else to describe it 💀

Finally got this thing working again: hi you're all hot and cool

@moonpearls.bsky.social sends me photos and videos of shitzus all the time and they’re all literally perfect and I tear up a little bit every time I see one for real