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Can’t wait for my copy! Only thing that would make this better is A: The Hoodie™️ and B: a chapter about the Thunder winning the chip

The most stressful movie I’ve ever watched

Anna Ferris thanking God every day for that bullet dodge

Is it PMS or is it because my dead mom’s bday is this week: a memoir

Love the Chris Tucker bit about Michael Jackson calling him and telling him he was kicking with the wrong leg

One of my favorite days to ever be chronically online

Someone once did a Thread on the Baroness’ gold dress and the people in the replies calling the OP a N*zi were crazy

Don’t remind me, I’m still weeping over my last one

I still have my mom’s number in my favorites list and occasionally I accidentally tap on it instead of my husband’s number and it makes me sad knowing she won’t answer

Oh my god I just remembered that I missed the window for the hoodie giveaway

If you don't already, watch Colbert. He is a man with no more f*cks left to give. And it's glorious.

Check out this song parody from last night's show: Mike Johnson Delays House Epstein Vote Until September

Hit me in the chest tonight to realize I’ll never say my mom’s name out loud anymore. Idk how to explain it but

Help I’ve gone viral on threads again

Playing 00s crunk as often as I can so my kids don’t embarrass me later by not knowing these songs

Busta at the ESPYs has me considering taking the club knees out of retirement

If my dogs had theme music my older girl dog would have Clair du Lune and my younger boy dog would have the guitar solo from Free Bird

The Facebook marketplace is similar to the Hotel California. It could be heaven or it could be hell.

I need this on my person immediately

Especially a book like that one!!

a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin . ALT: a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

Thinking about how cool it would be to knit these all into a striped musselburgh

I adore this color palette!

@joshgammon.com do you subscribe to this substack? You need to!! You’d love Shea’s writing and you are a huge movie buff.

Perfect reading material while I sit at the laundromat

My dentist’s name is Dr. Spaulding

Everyone says it takes a village. What do you do when the village isn’t there? My kids have the most uninvolved, uninterested grandparents ever. We do not have any family to help. We are tired, sad, disappointed.

@lolabeanyarnco.com he played it again!!

That is ✨exactly✨ what Cillian looks like in this movie

@lolabeanyarnco.com just got in T’s truck to go to dinner and he had Kenny Loggins all the way up. Please let Lola know!