Phoebe

Ploughing on with Suetonius, it’s Claudius o clock
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as someone on the receiving end of a dishwasher lunatic (my husband says i stack like ‘a mad racoon’) i predicted totally wrongly whose side i’d be on

Matt Goodwin found in waterstones furiously gnashing through the books like the chimps at the start of 28 Days Later

EXACTLY i said

has either beavis or butthead ever been attacked by a bear? Exactly-

i would like to direct everyone to my idea for Beavis & Butthead Wilderness Trips (ideasforfixingcontemporarymasculinityFINAL.exe)

yeah you’re grand. basically if things are going anywhere then at absolute worst she’s neutral on a v day message, if they’re not going anywhere then a message isn’t going to be the deciding negative factor if you see what i mean

in total total honesty it would depend hugely on how much i liked them - if i did then i would find it delightful if not i would hate it

Thank you! more on this as & when, currently aiming for da summer

i do not need to tell you how excited i am to get this project up & running 🫶

first i was like ‘if you want the clothes putting away then put them away’ since trying to enforce tidy priorities on the untidy never works so path of least resistance but also wait no why does she change 3 times a day & why is she so proud of turning her boys into nightmare housemates & partners

A Very Good Episode (also great news, misjudged where my camera was so you can only see the back of my head and my bisexual lighting. I am both efficient and glamorous)

vigilante crack squad to protect anyone from even looking at the walrus now

It’s a good word!!!

yeah i’m getting that from the replies! Here it is a totally normal word, just searched my whatsapp for it and have used it seven times in totally everyday contexts in the last few days

not usually surprised by the American Mode but it has honestly never occurred to me that ‘reckon’ might be a charming down home sort of word

mailbag time, & the two Ps answer some of your questions about the 12 Caesars so far, plus the usual theorising on the Pope’s game, muppets, the founding of a New Essex in the Latvian forests etc
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is it available clipped somewhere

We’re back to talk about Suetonius’ take on everyone’s favourite horse girlie, Caligula
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We watched 1977’s The Duellists and we admired their little plaits
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

perfect. Is he leonard?

we met a little vinnie the other day! geezer names for toddlers are so good

The boys are back in town & we are going in on someone who has had it way too easy for way too long: The Emperor Augustus
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pls reveal seal controversy

jesus christ

imagine if a friendly local podcast were to do a mini series on exactly this topic x

[gesturing you to take out your ear phones] munich beer hall putz [sitting so i’ve sort of trapped a corner of your coat] he’s a munich beer hall PUTZ, am i right [rummaging through your bag and asking about every item] a MUNICH BEER HALL-

we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work