Maddie

Guess I'm a terrorist now 😕

moment of silence for all the dolls who paid $5k for tracheal shaves cus i guess in utah theyre just givin em out for free

I thought electrolysis wasn't that bad, until we got to the taint. Please shoot me

The hotel bar conversation tonight is wild. I'm in between some young engineer trying to impress married women with his career and a group of artists talking about some other artists early xerox work 😂

From cop to honeypot

David Rouzer looks like Temu Ted Cruz

Have an interview next week. The interviewing manager has pronouns in his LinkedIn bio. This bodes well.

Sometimes I forget I'm a moderately successful engineer with nearly a decade of experience and a masters. I still get surprised when recruiters call me back.

Liberals are more afraid of socialists maybe gaining power someday than they are of nazis actually having power right now, and it shows

I have the triple crown of threats. Autistic, transgender socialist. What is my reward?

RFK JR. Has it all wrong. It was the cheese all along. The vaccines are safe

The couple that injects HRT together, stays together

After a lifetime of suspicion, I have been diagnosed with ASD at 33. Feels good to have that confirmation.

Pool side doll

Who are you? How do you know? Are you stalking me?

My motto every time I finish my girlfriend's food after already finishing mine

May - July: Pride Season.
August: Summer Goth Awareness Month (check on your goths, make sure they're hydrated, help them prepare to emerge from their summer cocoon)
September - October: Spooky Season
November - December: Pagan Rituals

Alex says "well, I just started HRT. Can't Wait to see what I look like in a year." Alex watches the progression happen. 4 months... 8 months... she looks more feminine but gradually looks more resigned. Until one year goes by, she looks in the mirror and says "oh... it's my mother."

Music at Reggie's and then a drag show Saturday

Went to a random local concert in town and it's nothing but college kids. I feel so old 😭

Another reminder for any locals that follow me

Missing: David Rouzer Last Seen: Licking boots, cutting healthcare, stealing food from children, selling out farmers, and turning his back on you while padding the pockets of billionaires. Where’s Rouzer? Town Hall Friday, March 21 7 PM - 9 PM Cape Fear Community College 502 N. Front Street Featuring the Cash Brothers and Representative Deb Butler Doors at 6:30 PM First come, first served.

FIGHT FASCISM WITH COMEDY!
Join us in exposing Rouzer and Tillis for their cowardice and harmful votes!

Free and open to the public.
Suggested donation: $5

Check in begins at 6:00 PM. You must check in to receive a wristband for entry. First come, first served.

www.mobilize.us/mobilize/eve...

For any ILM locals that follow me

This coffee cannot brew fast enough 😩

Really thinking of referring to myself in third person moving forward. It will get extremely confusing considering my girlfriend is also named Maddie

Lazy Thursday

I am absolutely ravenous today. D Cups soon?

A weekend of lesbian group sex is exactly what I needed