Notorious BGT

Honestly, I'm not good enough at words to tell if I'm being insulted right now. 🙃

Why do they write like this? It's the drugs, isn't it?

Meesa being cancelled!

What if I lie to my doctor *about* being bitten in the ass?

a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is saying " good times " ALT: a man and a woman are sitting at a table and the man is saying " good times "

Like my grandpappy always said, "A meter ain't fer clockin' photons! It's fer clockin' fools upside the head!"

Same energy
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"Senator Angus King, a Maine independent who caucuses with Democrats and was one of the lead negotiators of the deal, said that the length of the shutdown and the pain it was inflicting on Americans had changed the calculus for some of his colleagues, pushing them to support a deal with Republicans that would reopen the government without the extension of Affordable Care Act subsidies they had originally sought."

"Because of the length of the shutdown and the pain it's inflicting, we're going to let Republicans inflict more pain on more people over a longer period of time." Fucking 5-D chess, truly. 🙄🙄🙄

a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "

If you think that's an either-or, you've already fallen into their trap. The richest nation in human history can definitely have well-fed citizens AND safe airspace.

I didn't normally look at it, but I really had to retain myself when @speaksincolor.bsky.social told me there was a big fight over whether it's okay to turn left from Route 82 onto the Taconic northbound... 😬😬🙃 I probably would've gotten myself banned from the site.

I don't know where you are, but maybe it's because I'm in New York. I wouldn't be surprised if the Silicon Valley vibe is different.

As for working with them, they are still signing very LARGE paychecks... at least when they're not doing mass layoffs 😖

And I've been in the industry for decades. No one I know looks up to them. Altman doesn't even know what his own product does. They only call the shots because they sign the paychecks.

It's very tiring...
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Clearly you're just gonna have to call the place up and ask!

Maybe it's like a mecca for car repair.

Excuses, excuses. I've done all of these. #9 was retaliatory. #12 you are correct so I stopped doing it quickly.

It's actually been tormenting me for years, but I only recently stopped to take a photo, so now it can torment you too!

Until I saw this sign, it never occurred to me that a capital A could be "backwards".

Regarding an appeals court ordering the Trump administration to pay SNAP benefits: "The Trump administration immediately then urged the Supreme Court to intervene, and asked it to decide by 9:30 pm Friday."

The justices are gonna get so sick of this guy... Like, however much your goals might be aligned with someone else's, if they're an annoying prick, they're an annoying prick, and you're just, "oh my god shut the fuck up already".

New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009

Video game people: wow they really want us to pay 70 bucks for a game

Lego people: Just got this for $300 what a great deal

The last time New York had a decent mayor was Giuliani, over two decades ago. Say what you will about him (you younger people only know what's become of him after leaving office), but he really did clean up the city. He oversaw the removal of its two biggest eyesores.

Love me some inverse femtobarns!!

Jurors Find Sandwich Hurler Not Guilty of Assault

Who knew that when Trump said we'd get tired of all the winning, he meant winning against him!
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"I'm HHS, the secretary of health and-- holy shit! 🏃💨"

To be fair, I don't think Mike Johnson needs an excuse to starve families and gut healthcare. It's a big part of why he went into politics.

My fat stupid ass is rude, motherfucker!!

I know what I'm getting for Christmas! Looks like all the rumors were true, even down to the included minifigs' *accessories* and the preorder gift shuttlepod with Ro Laren.

Yeah, I only just noticed that's 12am, not 12pm. Jeez, you guys....

They are not messing around, either. "Starfleet ensigns, get ready - launches 11/28 at 12 am EST" That's right, you gotta know what TIME it goes up. 😬