Wally Wookie (FullMetalWookie) 🏳️‍🌈

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11-1/2 EEE

I wear those thin'ish black work socks around town

Buy Volume 3 for side effects gone wild and ER trips

Boots are on

Feet are still too wide

Winter, too

I'm not right

That's Volume 2 in my series!!

I'm an old timer and still call them "pineapple express"

I gotta trounce around a lot full of campers today, sensible shoes seem sensible. I just hate shoes

Friday (late Thursday). Standing by for a Wookie rain boogie

OMG, shoes are stupid, too

Socks are stupid

I love it when they show up with a bag full of duh. Oh, hey, i have a fancy science degree too

You all have the best jumping spiders

When you sell a house are you required to let the new owners know where all the bodies are buried?

House spiders and jumping spiders are like family to me

Truf

Not only is trauma the gateway drug, it is the free will stealer. Respond, not react

His reactions are so ingrained and powerful, his being present is so weak that his reaction overtakes any conversation in progress and devolves into a circular vent

Was telling the burping spider funny and the reaction was swift, and then right into what having spiders in a house means (judgement)

I'm gonna redeem an annual shower...might wear shoes (It's been a couple years)

My terminal shell is nuclear green text on a black background (it's one of the first things I put right on any GNU/Linux install), we're prolly not the same

::In conspiratorial tones::

"Kita the husky does not yet know that we are going on an adventure today"

(She is fully bonked out in her bed)

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Kita this morning, full-on nuclear zoomies on the bed

Going outside is like running into a wall of breath-stealing water...my Elizabeth City days

You are so welcome. I'm sad things are tight

Food is good

You have that gnarly humidity, though. We were below 50%

[Backspace] works right now. Handily

Heading to a camper sales place in a few hours

They have my list of requirements...they called me to understand the context yesterday. Living in a camper in Montana is a completely different animal than living in a camper in western Washington (the state)

My favorite cellar spider bagged a huge and deadly spider overnight. I was checking her out and i swear i heard her burp loudly

Part of me is in shock that I've been called out so thoroughly in such a tiny post

The other part of me is all, "Hey, I thought the first rule of God Club was that we don't talk about God Club?"

::smite,smite::

Sometimes you just need to draw a clock face and use your fingers to count

Cool Play

Or,

49 Cent

Or,

Meander <---(Journey)