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@judgmentaleyebrows.bsky.social

itโ€™s judgmental-eyebrows from tumblr, yโ€™all! early 30s, former fic writer and current voracious fic reader. fiction and fandoms are my happy place and a fun escape from *gestures broadly* the world.

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Donโ€™t Injure Yourself maybe?

24.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
24.02.2026 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think about Alan Aldaโ€™s beautiful, boisterous laughter!

24.02.2026 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Word to the wise: donโ€™t swallow chewable vitamin gummies like you would a capsule or pill tablet. They will get stuck in your throat.

23.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you see this, do it!

โ˜† pronouns: she/her
โ˜† height: 5 ft 8 in
โ˜† zodiac: libra
โ˜† smoke: yes, on and off
โ˜† tattoos: 6 to 8, depending how you count
โ˜† piercings: 8
โ˜† fav color: millennial/baby pink
โ˜† fav drink: vodka cranberry for alc, ginger tea for non

*i RARELY do these why am i nervousโ€ฆ

20.02.2026 13:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Eric Dane has sadly passed away at the age of 53.

20.02.2026 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 682    ๐Ÿ” 163    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 172

How come The Fate of Ophelia and Opalite sound the same to me

19.02.2026 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

advertise your account with a gif โŠนโ‚ŠโŸกโ‹…

18.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By which I mean. Sometimes it turns out you have to do some shit you really, really donโ€™t want to do. For your own damn good. Even if you follow the โ€œignorance is blissโ€ school of thought.

15.02.2026 03:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a woman screaming with her mouth wide open ALT: a close up of a woman screaming with her mouth wide open

FUCk
FUCK
fUCK

15.02.2026 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

quote with a gif that pop up when you type your name :3

13.02.2026 03:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` okay , if you 're alive you answer your phone '' ALT: two women are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` okay , if you 're alive you answer your phone ''

I feel like Phoebe after the dentist. Made a change on my phone and am now running around to check whatโ€™s changed!

10.02.2026 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anyone have suggestions for managing #prediabetes ? Not totally sure I have it, but with a second job and several big life stressors, Iโ€™m unintentionally losing weight. I was trying to exercise more but am now so busy with jobs. Not hungry either, and the hairloss that could be from my anemia.

09.02.2026 03:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not me having to stress about tumblrโ€™s fate and future again bc it was down for a couple hours and I missed it bc of technicalities on my end #tumblr

08.02.2026 08:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No matter how good the music or outfits might be, my opinion of Chappell Roan will never recover from her encouraging people to not vote blue in 2024.

06.02.2026 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tess coded characters!

05.02.2026 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you should be able to load up on sleep. Get a solid twenty hours, and itโ€™s good for a few days.

01.02.2026 12:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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well that's mean

28.01.2026 19:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you need to cry, watch the last five or so minutes of โ€œ100 Klicks Outโ€. Iโ€™m bawling. #chinabeach

28.01.2026 02:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Excited for future #thepitt episodes, but also a little wary knowing what a future story line is. Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™ll handle it well, but the graphic nature of the show might make it super triggering for a loved one I watch with.

23.01.2026 03:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And everyone who says โ€œbut they showed a crowning baby last season and you didnโ€™t freak over that!โ€ Yeah and? This is a dick, tell me when a dickโ€™s contributed (positively) to a storyline.

Although Santosโ€™s unhinged glee was a treatโ€ฆ

21.01.2026 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know it was medical but like. Whyโ€™d I have to get jump scared by a dick on #thepitt

21.01.2026 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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this edit had replayed in my head nonstop for the past week and a half

20.01.2026 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

share a television show that raised you:

18.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First old man dick and now SA? Yeah two strikes in a boring season and Iโ€™m out #landman

12.01.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

season three of the Pitt should take place in the winter. We need more winter rep!

#thepitt #thepitthbo

11.01.2026 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Letโ€™sโ€ฆ ignore whatever else this says about me, mkay?

www.buzzfeed.com/noradominick...

10.01.2026 16:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can feel a fandom interest slipping away before Iโ€™m done with the series. Send assistance.

09.01.2026 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So I have to cancel most if not all of my streaming services since everything I watch is on separate platforms. At first I thought I wouldnโ€™t be able to keep up bc of new hours with my second job. Now itโ€™s because of money. Dammit.

09.01.2026 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The perfect edit doesn't exiโ€” #HeatedRivalry

03.01.2026 22:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

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