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Neil Hughes

@enhughesiasm.bsky.social

author, mental health speaker & occasional comedian a welcome breath of tedium in a world of thrills / all bait and no click walkingoncustard.com

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I’m not law enforcement but I am pretty sure they don’t like a civilian jumping into a use of force.

05.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1812    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 13
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Seems like the media should at least express some curiosity about this.

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

03.03.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 20218    πŸ” 8435    πŸ’¬ 2458    πŸ“Œ 1178
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Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen.

Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have β€˜voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

02.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5327    πŸ” 1141    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 21
Norweigan Government comes out swinging on enshittification
YouTube video by Louis Rossmann Norweigan Government comes out swinging on enshittification

The ad by the Norwegians featured in this is amazing. Hope there can be some proper pushback against how much worse digital services are getting.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ii-D...

02.03.2026 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
an account called Lorraine driver says 'It's a vote to split the Labour majority and hand it to frog face'

Chris Boyd replies with 'hi lorraine I'm here as a representative of 'things that age really well or really badly' company and, well, how do you feel about the latter

Lorraine: please fuck off

Chris: I'll put a tick next to I've felt better'

an account called Lorraine driver says 'It's a vote to split the Labour majority and hand it to frog face' Chris Boyd replies with 'hi lorraine I'm here as a representative of 'things that age really well or really badly' company and, well, how do you feel about the latter Lorraine: please fuck off Chris: I'll put a tick next to I've felt better'

Hahahahahahaha

cc @paperghost.bsky.social

27.02.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 952    πŸ” 193    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 7

A Green win must mean that "left behind" voters forgotten by Westminster want open borders and legalised class A drugs. That's how it works right?

27.02.2026 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1066    πŸ” 184    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 9

FYI for fellow narrative designers/game writers: the studio in question is Sentona Games and it’s my understanding they are currently interviewing to replace me. Be very careful with them. They were very nice to me and easy to work with right up until I needed the money I was promised.

26.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3956    πŸ” 1817    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 29

This thread is great, but this piece sticks out. When trying to prevent another β€œnever again” moment, we have to push back early, on the small things, when it’s not yet cool, still cringe even. If we wait until the tanks are already rolling, the detention facilities full, then it’s too late.

22.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6
Text message exchange:

Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion β€” that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement.

Receiver: my grandpa is dead.

Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

Text message exchange: Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion β€” that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement. Receiver: my grandpa is dead. Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

I should change my number

22.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1163    πŸ” 244    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 12

this is absolutely fantastic

22.02.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

They noticed!

21.02.2026 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 771    πŸ” 118    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 6

λ„ˆλ„ ν•œκ΅­μ–΄λ₯Ό λ°°μ›Œ? 🀩 btw I know apps can only get you so far but I found lingodeer way better for Korean practice!

22.02.2026 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

A retired British primary school administrator with a British passport and a valid visa was shackled, chained and detained for six weeks by ICE

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

21.02.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 7240    πŸ” 4212    πŸ’¬ 250    πŸ“Œ 632
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β€˜Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, β€˜If it can happen to me, i...

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

21.02.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

the computer should have never left this room. we have to go back

20.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2070    πŸ” 384    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 31

It's wild so many of arguments from AIs' actual boosters is "It's going to ruin everything. Really, it's going to fuck stuff up so bad. It's incredible"

19.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 64    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 3
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The fake news will say I said what I said in the previous sentence.

19.02.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 15102    πŸ” 3573    πŸ’¬ 1135    πŸ“Œ 347

Oh, the grand old duke of york
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
He β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ
And he β–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆβ–ˆ

19.02.2026 11:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6081    πŸ” 1740    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 37
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This is serious. Look at what the world is LOSING, because of our GD idiots.

17.02.2026 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 229    πŸ” 109    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 8

No. If someone makes a movie of my work, it’s because that someone was a human who found something in the work that spoke to them β€” and that they felt would be a story that spoke to a whole AUDIENCE of actual humans.

17.02.2026 21:09 β€” πŸ‘ 342    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Highly addictive social media platforms do make this task very difficult but my husband's maxim has always been "you cannot childproof the world β€” you have to worldproof the child".

As a result we do have an extraordinarily cynical teenager but he seems to be getting the balance right with screens*

16.02.2026 10:11 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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-… then if you check table 6 it will tell you how many points you get for your age. Add those points to the ones from your Relatives-aboard cards and Family-elsewhere cards…
-Um, Eric, the water's getting pretty high.
-Then stop interrupting! Next, you'll need your dice and the saving throw chart.

17.02.2026 07:14 β€” πŸ‘ 240    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 5

It’s more or less total fiction.

15.02.2026 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

12.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 12628    πŸ” 4475    πŸ’¬ 208    πŸ“Œ 113
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Monologue: No, Something Big Isn't Coming Podcast Episode Β· Better Offline Β· 02/13/2026 · Bonus Β· 7m

Here’s this week’s Better Offline monologue. I walk you through why Matt Shumer’s β€œSomething Big Is Coming” is deceptive misinformation peddled by a grifter, and why everybody who boosted or republished it should be ashamed of themselves.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...
Linktr.ee/betteroffline

13.02.2026 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 8
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It is so embarrassing that it has taken nearly a decade for a British minister to say this, a statement of the absolute bloody obvious

11.02.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4980    πŸ” 1289    πŸ’¬ 169    πŸ“Œ 64

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

10.02.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5180    πŸ” 2272    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 15