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Comedian/co-host of Evil Men (thesonarnetwork.com/evil-men). Album MICHAEL 1, COMEDY 0 here: songwhip.com/michaelbalazo/michael-1-comedy-0

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VANCOUVER
OCT 15
LITTLE MOUNTAIN GALLERY
Nothing too serious

Ticket: showpass.com/michael-balazo-live-in-vancouver/

07.10.2025 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m stuck on Mount Everest and honestly? Iโ€™m having a ball!

06.10.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You can only use this coin to buy Imodium.

04.10.2025 14:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rocky is tops!!!

04.10.2025 14:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They should make a Black Mirror about how the algorithm is giving me John Pinette clips.

03.10.2025 04:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tilly Norwood arrested at airport for possessing switchblade.

02.10.2025 15:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Siri, make Tilly Norwood rockabilly.

02.10.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ—OFFICIALโ—Tilly Norwood and Clippy are dating๐Ÿ˜

01.10.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Just ran into Tilly Norwoodโ€™s brother, Billy Norwood. Nice guy!

01.10.2025 20:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

October. The month of Dracula, Pennywiseโ€ฆ and Wonka!

01.10.2025 12:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donald Trump: we should move the military into our own cities.

Hakeem Jeffries: I call him โ€œDoofy Donald,โ€ or โ€œDon Doofio.โ€

30.09.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. ๐Ÿคก

09.09.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 311    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67

Atlas Hugged by Kind Rand haha we're just having fun here

27.09.2025 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Opening the stock market by ringing a bell and going โ€œWEEEE!โ€ is peak alpha mindset.

25.09.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Europe is going to Hell. In Croatia, the great SpongeBob SquarePants is known as 'Spuva Bob Skockani.' In Italy they call Goofy 'Pippo.' Disgusting."

24.09.2025 02:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s sad to think that the man who said this is a bad guy.

24.09.2025 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As The Far Right Rises, Donโ€™t Be Ezra Klein You can be committed to dialogue without pretending the right are reasonable and while aggressively challenging their views.

When Ezra Klein says that Charlie Kirk was "doing politics the right way," he appears to mean only that Kirk advanced his political agenda using words rather than violence.

But by that standard, David Duke was also โ€œpracticing politics the right way.

www.currentaffairs.org/news/as-the-...

19.09.2025 21:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be neat to have RFK Jr speak at my funeral in his funny monster voice.

22.09.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yesterday I said โ€œok next stop sending them armsโ€ and some centrists told me Iโ€™d never be satisfied. Cooked m8.

22.09.2025 08:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get in losers, weโ€™re grieving

22.09.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6763    ๐Ÿ” 1000    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 229    ๐Ÿ“Œ 138

Today in "Who is Ezra Klein willing to sell out?"

20.09.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 208    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s the anarchy brothers!

17.09.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fellow men: whatโ€™s stopping you from looking like this?

17.09.2025 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exactly. Where is the janitor's episode?

17.09.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ™Œ If I could give the show another Emmy I would.

17.09.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Adolescence, and I can't stop thinking about the chilling scene in ep.3 where the kid throws the child psychologist's hot chocolate on the floor. She paid good money for that hot chocolate and now it is wasted.

Fathers, talk to your sons.

17.09.2025 14:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 71    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ezra Klein article Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation

Ezra Klein article Ben Shapiro and I Talk Political De-escalation

My cat and I talk about not eating off my dinner plate when I turn my back for five fucking seconds.

16.09.2025 20:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 239    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Exasperated comedian pushes back at targeted ads.

#standup #standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #modernhumour #sillystuff

15.09.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Marcia Griffiths | Feel Like Jumping studio one
YouTube video by JABLESPANOL Marcia Griffiths | Feel Like Jumping studio one

1968 rocksteady tune "Feel Like Jumping" by reggae songstress Marcia Griffiths. Produced by Coxsone Dodd. From the V/A compilation Studio One Rockers. #Rocksteady m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur5y...

13.09.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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