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Dylan | Trying to not orphan this nebula

@orphanednebula.bsky.social

HERE, QUEER, WANNABE BUCCANEER πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈβ™‚οΈ 35. Stede-coded ADHD queer. Dog dad. Lover of emotionally devastating shows and middle aged men. PFP art by thatjadeykinns.bsky.social

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Posts by Dylan | Trying to not orphan this nebula (@orphanednebula.bsky.social)

Taking donations/industry connections to make this happen.

27.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
26.02.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mu, you legend πŸ’–

22.02.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding . ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a theatre applauding .
22.02.2026 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a digital drawing of two skulls facing each other over crossbones. there is a hot pink heart between them

a digital drawing of two skulls facing each other over crossbones. there is a hot pink heart between them

β˜ οΈπŸ’–β˜ οΈ

20.02.2026 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 227    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stede Bonnet

16.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands ALT: a bald man wearing a chicago fire department vest is clapping his hands

It IS a good morning

16.02.2026 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

idk why we’re talking abt rhys darby’s flat ass but as somebody with no junk in my trunk it is genuinely inspiring to see someone with meager cheeks get to be a romantic lead in a romcom #representationmatters

16.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a werewolf in front of a house wearing a β€˜BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads β€˜THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny

a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.

15.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12849    πŸ” 2911    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 113
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a man in a suit and glasses is sitting in front of a purple background with a diamond in the corner ALT: a man in a suit and glasses is sitting in front of a purple background with a diamond in the corner
16.02.2026 08:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a meme β€” the top says β€œMy dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the β€œbefore,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the β€œafter,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

a meme β€” the top says β€œMy dog just got a haircut and now he looks like he gave up drinking and got his life together” and underneath are 2 photos of a dog (a schnauzer i think?). on the left, the β€œbefore,” he’s scruffy and in need of a haircut and a bath. and on the right, the β€œafter,” he’s clean and clipped and wearing a jaunty red bow tie and looking very dapper indeed.

i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this

07.02.2026 06:19 β€” πŸ‘ 16641    πŸ” 2129    πŸ’¬ 495    πŸ“Œ 168
Futurama Slurm Factory meme:
THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader.
ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

Futurama Slurm Factory meme: THAT'S THE META AI. YOU CAN ASK IT ANYTHING says Slurm tour leader. ASK IT TO FUCK OFF says Prof Farnsworth.

27.12.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 5550    πŸ” 1359    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8
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gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

Excuse me but this is a perfect use of the internet.

gradient.horse

12.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 19

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

12.02.2026 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4389    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 12

Whaaat? What on earth is a Funko Pop?

11.02.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

He's just a guy.

11.02.2026 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the whole weekend. Thank you for making something so accessible and facilitating some phenomenal panels. It was such a lovely way to be able to connect with friends.

09.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am always amazed by the sheer breadth of creativity, the attention to detail, the depths of research, and the dedication people in this fandom display. There were so many fascinating points made and hilarious moments in all the panel chats and channels beyond, and I had a near permanent grin

09.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Delayed post here, but I just wanted to commend @pogonr.bsky.social et al for all the work they put into Act of Grace. I know how much work went into it, from concept to the closing remarks, all for the love of the fandom and the myriad ways it shows its love for the show.

09.02.2026 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says hi diddly ho neighborino while waving ALT: a cartoon character says hi diddly ho neighborino while waving

πŸ₯Ή Well, that's just perfect.

09.02.2026 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🌹Roses value decreases
🧠 And I'm real pragmatic
πŸ’° Here's three silver pieces
πŸͺ„ Now let's make some magic

08.02.2026 12:59 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
Two panel meme
Top panel: Blackbeard staring heart eyes at Stede's back after convincing himself that the remaining uncharted bit of his counterfeit map is actually really great and he did a super great job, which Stede is really happy and lit up about because he's wearing his big boy explorer outfit, complete with hat, and really wanted to do a good job.
Bottom panel: Screenshot from an interview of John Waters (please send me a link or tell me the name if you know it, every screenshot is a banger)
The caption says "Sometimes, stupid and cute *are* enough"
#ofmd #ofmdmeme

Two panel meme Top panel: Blackbeard staring heart eyes at Stede's back after convincing himself that the remaining uncharted bit of his counterfeit map is actually really great and he did a super great job, which Stede is really happy and lit up about because he's wearing his big boy explorer outfit, complete with hat, and really wanted to do a good job. Bottom panel: Screenshot from an interview of John Waters (please send me a link or tell me the name if you know it, every screenshot is a banger) The caption says "Sometimes, stupid and cute *are* enough" #ofmd #ofmdmeme

08.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 56    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Heart shaped cake that says "2026 feels like being awake during surgery"

Heart shaped cake that says "2026 feels like being awake during surgery"

Because we needed one for this shit show of a year

08.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I adore it πŸŽ‰

08.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή I'm so thrilled to see it housing so much goodness

08.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ«‚ I can imagine how frustrating and worrying it is

08.02.2026 13:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy

Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy

They're a requirement

05.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 15365    πŸ” 3346    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 146

read online that someone set-up a premium rate phone number where callers get charged $3.99/ min. then they posted flyers in their neighborhood that said "call this number to report illegal aliens," but the number just puts them on hold with music. so far, they've made $17,000

01.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 21312    πŸ” 3546    πŸ’¬ 458    πŸ“Œ 406
Hayley and Dylan being cute

Hayley and Dylan being cute

Found a gremlin @orphanednebula.bsky.social

01.02.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0