lilly

its bingo

toilet endlessly spinning out next to me. same.

when you read a 21 chapter friends to lovers fanfic and they don’t even detail the good stuff after they get together :(

michael c. hall should have had the career that chris pratt does

an entertainment center with an ipad on it

so toby accidentally broke our tv in the living room, so this is my new entertainment setup

i’d be so cool if i didn’t have any societal pressures on me

my boyfriend thought the lyric in bedrock was “but i got her running back and forth like Socrates” (supposed to be soccer team)

lowly worms big day out #tattoo #tattooartist #lowlyworm #flash #flashart TikTok video by ｡⋆ 𝚔𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚊 ⋆｡ﾟ♡

@worminacar.bsky.social saw this and needed to show you

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AyweUV/

i didn’t know armadillos could run

if hearing a spoiler to a movie ruins the movie, it’s a bad movie. there i said it!

two cinnamon rolls with icing

YOU LOOK LIKE LUTHER VANDROSS

i’m baking cinnamon rolls in a muffin tin. will report back how it goes

if it’s too small try wetting it and blocking it!!!!

a cursive singer is playing in the bathroom and instead of comfort she said “cumfaiii”

on today’s episode of the bathroom of despair: speakers playing motion sickness by phoebe bridgers and i’m about to snap

oh yes LOVE mr. lucky

working overtime to fulfill orders #biscuits #barb #catsoftiktok TikTok video by lilly

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8AhnWVU/

i think about rupaul saying “who’s that chiiick, who’s that chiiick” at least once a day

lucky luciano or “you know i had to do it to em” guy

the third one is giving lucky luciano

OMG it sounds like she’s like talking with someone about getting a job… girlie you are NOT getting that job…

day 17289 of people taking phone calls in the bathroom. IM TRYING TO POO. STOP IT.

painfully obvious that i’m the only lady in the office today

little girl crying with her fist up and microphone in hand

“if you just realize what i just realized… then we’d PERFECT for each other and we’d NEVER find another”

they playing certified white girl sad songs in the bathroom. i don’t need this energy this morning i WILL be shiddin and cryin

boyfriend just farted and stg it sounded like “uh oh!”

charlie has started biscuit compressions STAT

there is quite an unfortunate loop of ‘ouch chest hurts’ to ‘stress that chest hurts’ to ‘chest hurts worst from stress’

theodore popped in my head. also, his nostril and mouth make a second, smaller face :)

start my new job today!! learning about ticks!!!! FUN!!!