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Toad sits on a stool, glumly looking out the window while he tries to think of a story. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

“All right,” said Toad. “Let me think of a story to tell you.”

Toad thought and thought. But he could not think of a story to tell Frog.

Borat voice:

if i were in groundhog day i would just simply have the best time. know exactly how every conversation would go? excellent. be able to take as much time as i wanted to rest? excellent. be able to watch all media i’ve ever wanted and study everything? excellent. put me in coach

little rodent mage by Lily Seika Jones “you must learn to proceed without certainty”

i’m so sorry to hear :( i’m wishing the best for you and your family

my cat does this too… just sits and waits for me to take him on a car ride when i’m about to leave for work

it is so weird having the same last name as a character in the orient express. it’s like whiplash

chat what do we think of the prize winning eggplant 😏

going to the state fair tomorrow. i’ve yet to decide if im going to try the most cursed fair food ive ever heard of:

pickle fried oreos

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Justice for Dr Pepper

Bookmark made out of green fabric, shaped as a tea bag. There's a squirrel embroidered on it.

A little squirrel in a tea bag bookmark 🍂

the pink one so terrify

i’m feeling a little better! just drinking a lot of gatorade and resting but thank you!!

uh oh…. i have an inkling that i’m getting sick…… :(

comme de garc-on deez nuts

i’ll never sneaker again 💔

a black and white picture of vanessa hudgens from sneaker night with the top caption “RIP Sneakernight 2008-2025” and bottom caption “Put your sneakers on”

in the orms of the angle 💔

the cat is displeased

just reached fashion maven rank in dti, i’m about to list this on linkedin 😎

is he, you know, ✨💅🏻✨

oh man i have not tackled mosaic crochet yet but it always looks very complicated… i believe in you!!!

i thought this was a snake. which would have been a very cunty snake

❤️

what are the deets!!

coworkers try not to socialize in the bathroom challenge level IMPOSSIBLE apparently. i’m gonna poop in the back of your conversation i don’t care

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literally this is all i need!!!!!

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wondering why people don’t talk to me at work when i walk around looking like this

Bluesky mutuals & HMJ people! I'm looking to color analyze more POC specifically right now. If that's you and you're interested, send me a DM! This is a no-cost invite. If that's not you, feel free to repost so that the rest of chat can be sure to see!

is it too much to ask to get a “good job” at work like every now and then? all i get is more work for completing work :(