Tiffany Carson

The way you speak out about things that matter to you is inspiring. Thank you for using your voice the way that you do.

Today years old finding out about Strip Law. That "more you know" star just went right over my head :)

YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Shots Ethan Fires in Mission: Impossible III

Ethan Hunt, super spy who also likes to shoot guns a lot, is back.

He... he doesn't quite grasp the whole "be subtle and don't shoot a lot of people" part of being a spy, though.

So. How often does Hunt get his gun off in this entry? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Rumor Ramblings in Isle of Dogs

Isle of Dogs (the film) is about the Isle of Dogs (the place) wh--

Duke is a dog. And this dog loves to gossip.

And he gossips a lot. A LOT a lot. Ok, maybe not that much.

But enough.

How often does he rumor ramble? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Snout Sneezings in Isle of Dogs

Isle of Dogs (the film) is about the Isle of Dogs (the place) where some of the canines suffer from snout fever.

One of the effects? Sneezing.

How often do the dogs on the Isle of Dogs (the place) sneeze in Isle of Dogs (the film)? Well...

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Why?

They support racists, rapists, pedophiles, concentration camps, hatred… you think someone could just snap out of that?

If they break from the right tomorrow, they were still onboard with everything up until that point.

No way in hell I’d welcome someone so vile near me.

YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - Miles' Tastings in Sideways

Miles loves wine. Jack can take it or leave it. Maya has good taste. Stephanie is quite something.

And merlot is apparently an abomination. To Miles, anyway.

But how often does Miles taste wine in this film? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Election Expressions in Election

Welcome to Omaha, Nebraska. A town where a high school election is... a big deal.

And the most important thing about this election is how often people TALK about the election.

How often did people express their focus on the election? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - Riggan's Conjurings in Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

Riggan Thomson is a curious fellow. He’s able to act like an actor. He’s able to direct like a director.

He’s also able to perform a variety of tricks that seem to defy natural laws. He conjures, if you will.

How often does Riggan do a conjuring? Well…

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I’m not surprised. She’s a shit stain.

YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Screen Wipes in Return of the Jedi

If there's two things people remember about Star Wars, it's Ewoks and screen wipes. There's left wipes, clock wipes, circle wipes, diamond wipes, so many wipes.

Just how many wipes do we see? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Terminator Tossings in Terminator 2: Judgment Day

The terminators are back and they're realllll toss-happy about it.

They are built to be unfeeling killing machines... and yet someone programmed a little tomfoolery into their CPU.

How many tossings do these terminators do? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - Bella's Lip Licks in Breaking Dawn Part 1

Vampires and werewolves and sparkles and toxic relationship drama...

But frog licks... that's what keeps the fans coming back for me.

How many times does this aging frog lick her lips? Well...

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A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter.

I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Plentiful Projection(s) in Inception

Cobb has a problem.

A projection problem.

But we aren't talking about *seeing* projections. No, we're talking about how often Cobb & Co. *talk* about projections.

How often do we hear about these plentiful projections? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Subconscious Babblings in Inception

Imagine, if you will, a dream...

...where you run into people who took a psychology 101 class and won't shut the heck up about the subconscious. Even if you ask them to.

How often do they babble on about the subconscious? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Numerous Neuralyzings in Men in Black International

This super secret government agency that monitors and polices alien activity on earth... just really likes to flash people.

...still not like that. Stop trying to keep making it weird.

So. How many times do they neuralyze people? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Scrooged Sputterings in Scrooged

Frank Cross is managing a live televised performance of Scrooge on Christmas. Buddy Hacket is there. Mary Lou Retton is there. Actual ghosts are there.

And people talk about his live show a lot.

How often do we hear people talk about Scrooge? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Humbug Harrumphs in The Muppet Christmas Carol

🎵Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
There goes Mr. Grim
If they gave a prize for being mean
The winner would be him🎵

And if they gave a prize for a banger of a catchphrase, he'd win that, too.

How often we do we hear the H word? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Humbug Harrumphs in Scrooge (1951)

Here we have the upbeat Ebenezer Scrooge, spreading love with his favorite word. It starts with an H. No, not THAT one. The other one.

So how many times does Scrooge say the H word? Well...

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Hmmm… suspicious of them.

YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Numerical Notings in 9

Welcome to the apocalypse, where really mean machines do a lot of mean things... and where sentient dolls are trying to survive.

These dolls don't have names. They only have numbers.

How often do we hear them note their numerical names? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - Grandma's Glasses Adjustments in The Triplets of Belleville

Welcome to Belleville. A town where a grandmother helps her grandson train in the Tour de France.

Most importantly? A town where the grandmother needs to adjust her glasses. A lot.

How often does she adjust them? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Screen Wipes in The Empire Strikes Back

If there's one thing people remember about Star Wars, it's the kooky screen wipes. There's left wipes, clock wipes, circle wipes, diamond wipes, so many wipes.

Just how many wipes do we see? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Species Shout-Outs in The Lobster

Welcome back to Lobsterville (not the actual town name) where there's lotsa chitchat about species.

As one does.

How often do we hear species shout-outs? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Insistent Strings in The Lobster

Are you single? Head to a weird hotel where you have to find your mate within a limited time or you turn into an animal.

The string section in this film is wacky, too.

How often do these insistent stringings call attention to themselves? Well..

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - Wick's Whackings in John Wick

John Wick is a man of honor.
John Wick is a man of few words.
John Wick can do interesting things with pencils.

Above all else, John Wick is a hitman who whacks a lotta people.

How many whackings does Wick do? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Jets & Sharks in West Side Story

The Jets and the Sharks like to make sure you know which gang they are.

Because they keep saying their gang names.

As one does.

How often do we hear the gang names uttered? Well...

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YouTube video by Tiffany Carson Tiffany Carson - The Terminator Tossings in The Terminator

Wacky murder machine tosses people around for funsies. More at 11.

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