Galen Pardee

It really is an embarrassingly low bar

Just one more tier bro, please

Yeah best to leave that place alone

It’s… an ok hotel! Nice rooftop bar though

Yeah I mean in fairness Wilson never had an ironic or cynical bone in his body lol

This really feels primed for a Russell Wilson style fall from grace but it’s entertaining as hell

Nevertheless, there should be a rule that they both have to be equally good or bad. I’ve been fooled by headlines too many times

Only doomering for one post today but I think the Kings franchise is actually a problem that runs towards *you* for the rest of your life.

Fully back into believing in a Giants team that will in no way come back to let me down

😬😬😬 guess we need to get Nico Harrison to give us two firsts for Zach Lavine

Yeah I don’t think we can do better than 12? Also not really a draft person… and I have no faith in whomever is going to be calling the shots.

I’m torn because the worse they do now the better long term to fix the roster. But on the flip side, after puke guy we had a shot at a top-5 pick.

Yeah somehow through it all the universe ensures the Kings remain paragons of mediocrity haha

If it’s for basketball reasons (as opposed to something more serious), then it’s truly insane how much the Mavs and Grizz are setting the bar for generational incompetence

Even more annoyed at the mavs for being historically inept enough to keep us *in* the play-in

I believe it is still happening to this day… deeper underground

Somehow even in improving the Kings manage to do it in the weirdest way possible

I was just wondering what it would look like to be dumber than the Kings FO

“Ham!” (Wham!)

New update. Text is also left-aligned now, not centered

The best of the NBA’s 90’s graphic design sensibility. It belongs in a museum (and on the court)

Don’t tell Reddit - they’ve taken this as an opportunity to push to trade Fox now that “we don’t need him”. Terminal doomer brain out there

They’re not gonna be able to keep smelling salts on the shelves

Poetic that he does it by taking the title of craziest coach in the league from Joe Mazz

This has to be one of the few instances where embodied carbon is a drop in the bucket vs carbon produced by all the functions of the building though, no? Seems awfully close to the old “LEED Platinum but surrounded by parking” situation we love so much in the US

Pippin or Merry does mention “elevenses” though at one point. Have to imagine that was a clumsy attempt rectify this error in post

mathematically, yes. spiritually, no.

I don’t think we know enough about ancient Egypt to rule out a) them having dictionaries or b) having developed “yeet” entirely on their own. For all we know Cleopatra was surrounded by yeets.

I wanna say we lived near a combo Cinnabon / Carvel in BK which was incredibly dangerous. The donut hole-equivalents they have for cinnamon rolls are the greatest American invention since processed cheese