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Suitcase Company Add 3rd Zipper Just to Mess With Consumers Posted Feb. 22, 2026

Suitcase Company Add 3rd Zipper Just to Mess With Consumers
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Conservatives Ecstatic Child Finally Raped by Drag Queen Posted Feb. 21, 2026

Conservatives Ecstatic Child Finally Raped by Drag Queen
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US Takes Out ISIS Second-in-Command Posted Feb. 16, 2026

US Takes Out ISIS Second-in-Command
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Study Finds Women Really Into Nerdy Guys Who Do Research Posted Feb. 15, 2026

Study Finds Women Really Into Nerdy Guys Who Do Research
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Groomer Liberals Install Toilet Paper in Elementary School Bathrooms Posted Feb. 14, 2026

Groomer Liberals Install Toilet Paper in Elementary School Bathrooms
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Ex-Trump Staffer's Book Reveals Time Trump Nearly Nuked Iran Posted Feb. 12, 2026

Ex-Trump Staffer's Book Reveals Time Trump Nearly Nuked Iran
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NFL MVPs Left Standing as Patriots Fail to Reach Endzone Posted Feb. 9, 2026

NFL MVPs Left Standing as Patriots Fail to Reach Endzone
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"Wrong to Deny the Pleasure of Execution": Texas Court Affirms Controversial Death Row Case Posted Feb. 8, 2026

"Wrong to Deny the Pleasure of Execution": Texas Court Affirms Controversial Death Row Case
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Area Libertarian Believes in Trickle-Down Showering Posted Feb. 7, 2026

Area Libertarian Believes in Trickle-Down Showering
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Pious Hispanic Grandma Very Invested in Passionate Soap Posted Feb. 1, 2026

Pious Hispanic Grandma Very Invested in Passionate Soap
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Area Leftist Dreams of Day Native Americans Come To Scalp Him and His Entire Family Posted Jan. 31, 2026

Area Leftist Dreams of Day Native Americans Come To Scalp Him and His Entire Family
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Family Switch to 10-Pack Paper Towels Indicator of Upcoming Recession Posted Jan. 29, 2026

Family Switch to 10-Pack Paper Towels Indicator of Upcoming Recession
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ICE Defends Officer Who Shot Toddler: "Suspect Was Reaching for Gun" Posted Jan. 24, 2026

ICE Defends Officer Who Shot Toddler: "Suspect Was Reaching for Gun"
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Mass Shooting Postponed By Rank-Up in Marvel Rivals Posted Jan. 23, 2026

Mass Shooting Postponed By Rank-Up in Marvel Rivals
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US Leaves NATO Following French Ban of X Posted Jan. 21, 2026

US Leaves NATO Following French Ban of X
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Area White Supremacist Rips Allegations of Fascism Posted Jan. 19, 2026

Area White Supremacist Rips Allegations of Fascism
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FBI Celebrates Passionate Work of MLK Jr. in the field of Civil Rights Posted Sept. 26, 2023

FBI Celebrates Passionate Work of MLK Jr. in the field of Civil Rights
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McDonald's Introduces New Rizzler Burger: "You Morons Will Buy Anything" Posted Jan. 18, 2026

McDonald's Introduces New Rizzler Burger: "You Morons Will Buy Anything"
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Grand Canyon National Park Sold to Saudi Businessman for $200M Posted Jan. 17, 2026

Grand Canyon National Park Sold to Saudi Businessman for $200M
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[X-Post from CBS] US Says It Solved All Middle East Conflicts, And We're Just Gonna Leave It At That Posted Jan. 11, 2026

[X-Post from CBS] US Says It Solved All Middle East Conflicts, And We're Just Gonna Leave It At That
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Fed. Govt. Introduces Mandatory Drug Testing for Workers, All Must Have Residual Cocaine Traces in Blood Posted Jan. 10, 2026

Fed. Govt. Introduces Mandatory Drug Testing for Workers, All Must Have Residual Cocaine Traces in Blood
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Chinese Company Starts Outsourcing Labor to the US, Touted as Major Win Posted Jan. 7, 2026

Chinese Company Starts Outsourcing Labor to the US, Touted as Major Win
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"All Politicians Are Evil Pedos" Says Man Coping With Reality He Supported Evil Pedo Posted Jan. 6, 2026

"All Politicians Are Evil Pedos" Says Man Coping With Reality He Supported Evil Pedo
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Bumble AI Determines Man Has Zero Compatible Matches Within 100 Miles Posted Aug. 6, 2025

Bumble AI Determines Man Has Zero Compatible Matches Within 100 Miles
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Area Man Retreats to Forest After Boycotting Every Company for Being Woke Posted Jan. 4, 2026

Area Man Retreats to Forest After Boycotting Every Company for Being Woke
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JPEGMAFIA Admits To Being Source of Fake PNGs Posted Jan. 3, 2026

JPEGMAFIA Admits To Being Source of Fake PNGs
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Post-Church Sunday Lunch Group Criticizes Waitress for Working on Sabbath Posted Jan. 2, 2026

Post-Church Sunday Lunch Group Criticizes Waitress for Working on Sabbath
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Bombing Arabs the Last Remaining Policy Everyone Can Get Behind Posted Jan. 1, 2026

Bombing Arabs the Last Remaining Policy Everyone Can Get Behind
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USPS Shut Down, Amazon to Be De Facto Mailing Service in US Posted Dec. 31, 2025

USPS Shut Down, Amazon to Be De Facto Mailing Service in US
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Sudan Calls for American Intervention So World Can Care About Humanitarian Crisis Posted Dec. 30, 2025

Sudan Calls for American Intervention So World Can Care About Humanitarian Crisis
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