UncleEraserheadBabyBilly

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I hope that, somehow some way, my posts will survive the nuclear holocaust and many generations of mutants can frolic in the glowing sewage and enjoy my wit

you cant make art with ai prompts because art is subversive and ai is a product and you cant subvert a product by consuming it

i think the real accomplishment of peter gabriel's "sledgehammer" is that every metaphor in it is unsexy

genies have sentience though. the metaphor you're scrounging for is toothpaste

Hot take: most of the students who you laughed at for majoring in critical theory or comparative lit dense in French theory are more prepared for the 21st Century than computer scientists and engineers.

fucking grok saying the onion is "hilarious" to make it seem like it has some cred. god the desperation pours out of it like flop sweat. "yeah the onion, hilarious, but this one goes too far imho..."

Thinking about changing up my routine and reading a distressing news item. Maybe even an anxiety inducing video.

listening to Isis by bob dylan and damn, man. bethesda writers should be forced to listen to this. this is how you give someone a fuckin quest

Does every comedian go to some sort of seminar when they turn 50 years old and unfunny where they learn to say things like this?

“Almost all the 165 people killed in the attack were girls aged between seven and 12, according to local officials. There were around 170 girls at the school in southern Iran’s Minab at the time.“

A double-tap strike on little girls at school.

"sorry son, i can't go to your swim meet this weekend i have marijuana homework"

you gotta take the one for "locking in" before you can even decide which one to take

A photoshop.of the Bye Bye Man movie poster that reads "ay his name. You won't laugh when he kills you. The Perpee Poopoo Man"

I think about this meme more than any modern horror property.

YouTube video by MaricAlistaro BGMusic #101 - ActRaiser - Filmoa

One of the all time underrated games and one of the best soundtracks ever. Pacing matters when putting together an album and you gotta go big with the first track and this shit hit so hard. Didn't even wait for the chorus.

people not reading or writing resumes is bad actually.

Colorado folks, it's not just in your head, Colorado has experienced one of the largest increases in ICE arrests in Trump 2.0 around the country.

And almost all of this increase is from indiscriminate arrests of people on the street, at their workplaces, at their homes, etc

retire bitch

Idk I saw this the other day and it’s bizarre to see these Nazis nerds who drape themselves in history and historical events they themselves don’t seem to know the very famous outcomes of

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

straight for the epistemic jugular

"Are you espousing clear, logical, and internally consistent policy positions?"

"No"

"You should hide from Isaac Chotiner. No. No not there. JFC. That's where he's waiting for you."

I want to make it clear that the time stamp on this was BEFORE his new interview dropped today so a) you’re welcome for bringing it into being and b) you can’t be annoyed at this specific joke as you inevitably become annoyed at the ten thousand others about to cover the land like spring flowers

Oopsie. Looks like this guy might have been packaged goods by a bunch of wannabe king makers from the jump. Explains why so many of the pod people and Matty Y are saying "Nazi tattoos are fine" now.

In Collins’ hometown, Platner brings his grassroots pitch to The County • Maine Morning Star Graham Platner, the progressive, union-backed oysterman challenging longtime Republican U.S. Sen. Susan Collins, has been making national headlines and turning out large crowds at town halls in southe...

When asked which Senators he admired, he rattled off Bernie and Chris Van Hollen and Ed Markey but he also said Josh Hawley as the lone Republican so I guess you can read that how you want

"it's like the domino theory but in reverse" my god these guys have the wits of a kindergartener. he just leads them right to their doom

jesus fucking christ it's a massacre. and landman just keeps talking! end it! run!

*regina george meme* so we agree, theocratic military commanders with apocalyptic plans for the world are bad