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IS MARK CUBAN FULL OF SHIT. CAN HE BE CEO OF ANY COMPANY... ONLY if he plays corporatetrail.com America's best late stage capitalist game! Wi_Ed isn't pitching a shork, he's fishing one out. So what is it #cubes share your Corporate card!

🩺 KITCHEN – MORNING
Wife (hopeful): “Our healthcare’s better. We can finally get the kids braces.”

Dad (screaming into the void): “NOOOOOOO!! I WANT BOOTSTRAP CARE!”

🩸 THE LIBERAL
This fall… tolerance... is terror!

🏡 LIVING ROOM – NIGHT
Dad, red-faced, screaming at a bookshelf:
“GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE, LIBERAL!!”
The bookshelf whispers back:
“...have you considered universal pre-K?”

☕️ COFFEE SHOP – DAY
Mom (trembling): “It started with reusable bags, Father.
Then... my 4-year-old asked for a gender-neutral lunchbox.”

Priest (dragging incense): “How old are they?”

Mom: “Four and two.”

Priest (gravely): “It might be too late.”

🎬 COLD OPEN:
Whispers in the dark...
"Woke... Woke... Woke..."
A mirror.
A whisper.
You say it three times: “The Liberal.”
Cue the shriek.
A shadowy figure in an NPR tote bag mask stands over your gas stove.

🎥 THE LIBERAL
Coming this October, only on Shutter, wait NPR, um, well, possibly YouTube… From the twisted minds behind “They Took Our Jerbs” and “Drag Queen Story Time Massacre”...

“Meanwhile, YOU work 60 hours a week, drive a Ford Fusion, and microwave your dinner like a peasant.
This dog gets premium gas and cash back.

Where’s YOUR Porsche?

Oh that’s right. It’s in the paws of Big Border.”

How would you sneak back into America if you had four paws and dreams... #politics

but that ain’t American. He dug through, baby. With freedom in his jaws and grit in his paws.

When he emerged back on U.S. soil?

🚨 He was greeted by federal agents…
🚗 Given a Porsche 911…
🌮 And handed a $100 voucher to Panera Bread.

After a brief tour of northern Mexico that included a churro stand, a mariachi altercation, and three failed attempts to order “freedom fries,” MAGA Dog returned the only way he knew how:

🕳️ Through the very same hole he dug.

He could’ve walked around the wall like a coastal elite...

📢 WOLF NEWS EXCLUSIVE: MAGA DOG’S BORDER BETRAYAL
BREAKING:
Last week, in a covert operation codenamed “Back Paw,” MAGA Dog voluntarily dug his way OUT of the United States through 100 feet of steel border wall—not because he had to, but because “digging is freedom.”

C’mon, that’s the American Dream, right? If you’re not working 100 hours a week to fix what government used to help with, are you even patriotic?!

So now, like every self-reliant conservative down there, it’s time to strap on those boots and prove you’re not lazy. Go out and get yourself four jobs to pay for a new house, some flood insurance, and maybe a used airboat.

Actually Mark, I’m gonna have to disagree with you here. He’s just getting exactly what Texas voted for & has been voting for. It’s not like Trump was out here secretly supporting FEMA and NOAA—he said he was cutting those programs. Clear as day, just like the weather channel he wants to defund.

Corporate scientists knew. But hey, why warn anyone when you can quietly diversify your portfolio and watch humanity marinate in Teflon™.

Red, White, and Toxic, baby.

#PatrioticPlastics #MericanMutations #WiEdTV #FreedomIsFlammable

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SNOWFLAKES… REALLY?

I went to Cletus in the trailer park.
Retired vet.
BAC higher than your Ivy League GPA.
He slugged back some bottom-shelf bourbon and let it rip:

“Only LIBS need dentists!
For what?!
So they can SNEAK in some ILLEGALS through a molar extraction?!
NOT ON THIS PATRIOT’S WATCH.”

Oh wow... he said that?!?
puts MAGA hat on

HELL NO. LIB CONSPIRACY COOKED UP TO MAKE OUR KING LOOK BAD. NOT BUYIN' IT. I HEARD LIB-RELL JOHNSON DRESSED UP AS TRUMP BECAUSE THE LIBS KNEW IN '93 HE'D BE POTUS...
THANKS MS. CLEO!
MAGA.

hat off
So he’s saying that’s not him in the photos?!?

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Sure, there’s photo evidence.
Sure, Epstein was at the King's wedding.
And yeah, a treasure trove of documents just dropped.
But y’all actin’ like Joe BIRDEN ain’t still in the White House?!
WAKE UP.

Nick Fuentes, don’t fall for… actual evidence.
You know better.

MAGA is VIBES ONLY.
🧠🚫
📄🔍❌
🦅🇺🇸💯✅

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YES! GIT SUM!!!
The SMIRGA flag (Shit MAGA Idiots Rant Gleefully About) flappin’ on the ground in the scorching sun, why?

Because NOAA didn’t warn us about the hurricane.
But SCREW NOAA!

Bunch of deep state WEATHER NERDS.
You think I need a forecast to spot FREEDOM?!?
🌪️🦅🔥

BOOO-WARK!
You libs are just jealous Trump’s JACKED now, lookin’ better than Stallone in Rocky IV!
This is SMIRGA, baby:
💩 Shit
💥 MAGA
📣 Idiots
🎤 Rant
😃 Gleefully
📢 About!

Gas down from $3.00 to $2.99, I’m feelin’ RICH!
FREEDOM! EAGLES! RED LABEL BUDWEISER!
AMMO! TRUCK NUTZ!
YEAH!!! 🦅🇺🇸🔫🍺💪

BAHSTON, baby.
In a city where loyalty's tested by the minute and attitude's colder than a Dunkies iced regula, comes a tale of fists, flannel, and fuck-you energy. This ain’t just a band, it’s a Dropkick.
💥 Coming soon. Rated: WICKED PISSAH. 🍀

EPA to scrap 2009 climate report

“YEAH MAGA! We don’t need a climate, we got freedom.
You ever seen China complain about smog? Didn’t think so.
Tired of breathin’ air? GROW GILLS.
Real patriots don’t need lungs, they got liberty.”

💀 Next up: Republicans vote to replace water with Monster Energy.

Ah... Midterms: Where “solutions” mean printing new yard signs and “accountability” means a TikTok apology.

And then someone asks you to explain it, so you just implement the GOP playbook and repeat the last three words they said and hope for the best. Works 80% of the time, every time. 😅

GenX What? You didn’t really live until you spent an hour loading Oregon Trail off a floppy disk the size of a Pop-Tart, just to die of dysentery before lunch. #GenXWhat #FloppyLife 💾👾

We salute you, Monday Warriors!
#MondayMotivation #NewWeekNewGoals #MindsetMatters #HustleHard

Numbers so hot, you’ll need a second pair of flag pants just to hold the pitch deck!! Financials... No prob, attached or, ah wait, that might be from my electric company, but you get the point.

These numbers got Marjorie Taylor Greene out here doing tactical reload drills in the break room! We’re not just disrupting markets, Shork. We’re kicking the doors off the hinges, bringing meme energy to every metric. I mean, that’s how you get a multi-billion dollar valuation, right?

Our TAM? 50%, easy. But let me tell ya, if we slap this app on a Pac-Man arcade box—with Pac-Man roided out, tattooed ‘MERCA right on his chest—our SAM? Boom, that’s 50% too. And don’t get me started: if we launch on Truth Social? Our SOM hits 50% overnight too.

Sick. *adjust my tie* Shork, Cuban. Hi, my name is Wi_Ed & I'm here to offer you a better deal than Japan got. $500 billion for 11% stake in my company - GDR, gotdamn right, well that's on my belt buckle. No, GOP Decoder Ring. We are 'stealth' ok, broke... but, it's a hell of deal! MVP below 👇