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🍉 ◀ Sure, I may be Canadian, but I can see your house from here. Your house is on fire, FYI.

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The follow up question not asked:.
WHICH airplane was it on which you left your blanky?

04.03.2026 04:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Are you running a fever,
or a metronome?

04.03.2026 04:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Show some respect: The family name is "Drumpf".*

* Das stimmt!

04.03.2026 04:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tillis had lots of time to practice in the mirror, every day since he confirmed Kristi Noem.

04.03.2026 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But also: Khomeini "prepared" before assuming power - as an exiled Imam-in-waiting.
Khameini had even longer to prepare, and then lasted 36 years.
I don't know how these people think they should be arguing, but it's inchoate at best.

04.03.2026 04:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Insanity seems to be the main currency in play btw Wotanyahoo and Trumple.

04.03.2026 04:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a small island with palm trees in the middle of a body of water with the words new home below it Alt: a small island with palm trees in the middle of a body of water with the words new home below it

NEW RULE: All players have to wait for the results while camping on Bikini Atoll.

04.03.2026 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says i love fireworks Alt: a man in a suit and tie says i love fireworks

Imagine how well-prepared the Pentagon is for this little war when they didn't already have FUNDING...

04.03.2026 00:29 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And Rather still mostly remembers the Vietnam war...

03.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow, only 8 years on from the Sub-Prime Disaster, the Atlantic is taking note...

03.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Add 'Pedohile' and you could reinvent "OPEC"

03.03.2026 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JFC, read the goddam room.

03.03.2026 03:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Showing us a stroke
in real time
is now his main
contribution to reality TV

03.03.2026 03:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So: Tuberville also had a stroke.

03.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You could try it again - I need a good laugh.

03.03.2026 03:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shia - you say creepy stuff that a predator would say.

02.03.2026 18:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I've been studying pandemics for over a decade, so yes.
Why do you ask?

02.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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BARAKA

02.03.2026 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Vincent Price always lookin like a snack but you mad at a frog

02.03.2026 12:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a blue suit with the words what a surprise on the bottom Alt: Homelander in a blue suit with the words "what a surprise"
02.03.2026 12:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was told Trump would die sooner

02.03.2026 12:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I put paprika in their ciggies

02.03.2026 12:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I predict he will act:
-confused
-surprised
-a little annoyed
-in the interest of his sponsors

02.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Kind of a lesbian custody battle, Mama Winter crashing out with -22°C overnight and Mama Spring is telling us everything's gonna be OK.

02.03.2026 12:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or you could have a hockey pants fetish; who are we to judge?

02.03.2026 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Possibility or absurdity

02.03.2026 12:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every US military intervention includes blindingly expensive planes going down like Keystone Cops.

02.03.2026 12:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excellent HumInt briefings, all-round.

02.03.2026 12:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or assume the planes' collateral damage (from crashing) also killed people who wanted nothing to do with any of these motherfuckers.

02.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know whether to laugh, cry or assume the planes' collateral damage (from crashing) also killed people who wanted nothing to do with any of these motherfuckers.

02.03.2026 12:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0