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I am the very model of a pseudointellectual I've posted scifiπŸš€ cat pics😺and my avatar is skeletalπŸ’€ PanπŸ³β€πŸŒˆ she,they new radicalized Swiftie (@campyWHY from Twitter)

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πŸ‘¬ Renly & Rory = double the love, double the biscuits! These 12-year-old brothers are bonded for life and looking for a cozy home where they can stick together. 🐾 Vax’d, chipped, wormed, FeLV/FIV neg in #Tucson

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!!!

23.11.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this is what happens when we stop teaching home economics in public high school

24.11.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A colorful embroidery piece in a wooden hoop

A colorful embroidery piece in a wooden hoop

bright, needle-felted wool balls

bright, needle-felted wool balls

A brass necklace with a hand-drawn pendant

A brass necklace with a hand-drawn pendant

A pair of earrings made from vintage Bakelite buttons

A pair of earrings made from vintage Bakelite buttons

Hi! I've spent a lot of time this week adding items to my Etsy shop. I've made all of these things with my own hands! If any of you are looking for an unusual gift, or something weird for yourself, I made this coupon for you... Use BLUESKY10 to get 10% off your order 😊

thesundaypapers.etsy.com

23.11.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…βœ…there are 2 books by different authors w/the same tropes picked up by publishers
βœ…written over a year ago so you're not a copycat
βœ…you've won awards for your writing

it's fun, well-paced, has a relatable heroine & intriguing hero... maybe it's not about "good" but about selling potential? IDK IDK

24.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I missed this mention when you posted it!

I'm so sorry😭

23.11.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

they're related?

23.11.2025 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seniors with dementia are soooo susceptible to persuasion

22.11.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someones gotta photoshop MTG into here.

22.11.2025 03:20 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

that'd never fly over here in the States b/c people would swallow the seasoning bags whole & wind up in the emergency room & sue the pants off the food manufacturer

21.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"creations" doing a lotta work there

it's regurge trained on stolen works of real musicians

20.11.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so vile that church leaders will protect a big donor instead of underage children

20.11.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you had me at "Stargate"

20.11.2025 04:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm really hoping that they'll mix in multiverse theory + parallel timelines so that Drs Fraiser & Weir can make cameos

20.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

one of my teen voice students said they're a songwriter, then played some AI slop generated from their prompts

melody was bland, lyrics unremarkable, tune lacked a "hook"

I told the student to just use it as a framework to add more personal, inspired changes to

20.11.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe we should have undocumented people deporting the Border Patrol instead.

20.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want it to be good!

I AM PRAYING THAT IT'LL BE GOOD

20.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope she gets to direct one of the episodes!

20.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch β€˜Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About β€˜Stargate SG-1’

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch β€˜Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About β€˜Stargate SG-1’

Emotionally Distant Husband Would Rather Watch β€˜Stargate SG-1’ Than Have Honest Conversation About β€˜Stargate SG-1’ https://theonion.com/emotionally-distant-husband-would-rather-watch-stargate-sg-1-than-have-honest-conversation-about-stargate-sg-1/

19.11.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1158    πŸ” 145    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 25
Meme with 4 panels. The first is an image of Captain America with the caption "Met two gods. Still a Christian." The second is an image of Iron Man with the caption "Met two gods. Still an atheist." The third is an image of the Hulk with the caption "Met two gods. Beat the shit out of them." The final panel is an image of SG-1 with the caption "Met lots of gods. Killed them all."

Meme with 4 panels. The first is an image of Captain America with the caption "Met two gods. Still a Christian." The second is an image of Iron Man with the caption "Met two gods. Still an atheist." The third is an image of the Hulk with the caption "Met two gods. Beat the shit out of them." The final panel is an image of SG-1 with the caption "Met lots of gods. Killed them all."

Probably going to be sharing a lot of Stargate memes today.

19.11.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 111    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

what a clown show

their incompetence undermines the vindictiveness

19.11.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my theory is that Martin Gero will be using a multiverse theory/parallel universe somehow but there'll be cameos from the OG cast b/c Roland Emmerich & Dean Devlin are exec. producers

19.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

heh heh heh heh heh

19.11.2025 20:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.

Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. ✊

19.11.2025 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 7970    πŸ” 3179    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 94

NOT a reboot

a continuation with Martin Gero as showrunner, Brad Wright as a consultant, AND Dean Devlin/Roland Emmerich as exec. producers

likely 6-12 episodes with cameos from the OG casts

19.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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jerry from tom and jerry is screaming and crying throwing up ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is screaming and crying throwing up

SCREAMING, CRYING, THROWING UP!!! NEW STARGATE SERIES!!!

19.11.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

my theory:

showrunner Martin Gero will be using multiverse theory to allow the Devlin/Emmerich universe to collide with the SG-1/SGA/SGU universe

19.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

musky boi has the original files

19.11.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg. My dream job :O

19.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 2

GURLLLL if you're part of the new cast I'll pay for TWO Amazon Prime subscriptions

19.11.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series Β» GateWorld FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm.

Amazon Greenlights A New Stargate Series
www.gateworld.net/news/2025/11...

FIRST ON GATEWORLD: A new #Stargate series is now in pre-production for Prime Video, with veteran writer and producer Martin Gero at the helm. @primevideo.bsky.social

19.11.2025 17:01 β€” πŸ‘ 356    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 204

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