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Mathias R. Jessen

@iisresetme.bsky.social

Frequent victim of nerdsniping. Show me your code ๐Ÿ˜

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Let me know next time you're in Amsterdam, we can take the train to Haarlem and try it out ๐Ÿ˜„

07.11.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I post anything negative about AI, thereโ€™s always someone in my mentions โ€œhave you used RAGโ€,
โ€œAre you using the latest model that was released 2 hours agoโ€. I fucking presented on RAG yesterday. LLMs are an interesting tool, but not a trillion dollar industry. I swear itโ€™s like crypto.

07.11.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Den eneste reelle kandidat:

06.11.2025 20:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

iโ€™ve been saying AIs main utility to capitalists is to allow them to bring back all the racism sexism ableism transphobia and every other bigotry under the sun weโ€™ve managed to mitigate in the last century and go โ€œcomputer did it ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธโ€ when called out for it

06.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 668    ๐Ÿ” 253    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolute legend

04.11.2025 16:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s wild to think the BurntToast #PowerShell module has been making Windows notifications for 10 years.

In our latest PowerShell Podcast episode, I got to chat with its creator @toastit.dev about finally hitting version 1.0 after a decade of community love and iteration.
1/2

04.11.2025 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the many things that gets me about the Louvre password is you KNOW there are a bunch of world-weary sysadmins who gave up the fight years ago bc administrators kept complaining about a real password being TOO HARD & now they're simultaneously like 'I fucking TOLD YOU' & also in huge trouble.

04.11.2025 08:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone knows the ai bubble is about to collapse us into a depression like the last 4 once in a lifetime economic downturns in the last 25 years combined, becoming the main plot point.

02.11.2025 08:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 297    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Total collapse of any meaningful sense of risk management, it's terrifying (and yes, maddening)

02.11.2025 12:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds a lot like Theranos leadership anno 2015

02.11.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Western media will be like "Israel explores limits of latest ceasefire"

01.11.2025 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 132    ๐Ÿ” 53    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I treat my employerโ€™s devices as a hostile entity in my network, and I treat my devices as hostile to my employerโ€™s network.

Plus I already over-work, so Iโ€™m not even putting work email or slack on my personal phone. Welcome to buy me a second phone if itโ€™s necessary.

01.11.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 85    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Torment nexus is when we're not about me?

01.11.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This feels very validating, my house is a labyrinth of strategic Snickers caches ๐Ÿคฃ

01.11.2025 00:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a little disappointed he didn't rip off the hood to reveal the skullet at the end

31.10.2025 17:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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lol

31.10.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Denne type plakat er politikerudgaven af at tage sine forรฆldre med til jobsamtale ๐Ÿซ 

31.10.2025 11:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They hanged the people who got us the 8-hour workday.

30.10.2025 19:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1830    ๐Ÿ” 565    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

I can't think of a single other time that an ostensible engineering productivity tool has needed to be forced into adoption like this so widely across the industry. It's like if everybody were mandating Git or Kubernetes uptake as part of performance reviews.

30.10.2025 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

The tragicomedy is at least 3 layers deep

30.10.2025 10:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a16zheads

29.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

28.10.2025 10:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19630    ๐Ÿ” 7576    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 266    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1339

1 geological era seems long enough

29.10.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh holy fuck this is why you red team shit before you go to prod you absolute bunch of weirdos. #infosec

27.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"<thought truncated>..."

27.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adultsโ€”Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebeโ€”living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

23.10.2025 09:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I personally am significantly more worried about the effects of LLMs and AI video slop on childrenโ€™s brain development than I am about even social media. I am very worried that our school systems and laws are pushing kids toward AI artificial โ€œfriendsโ€ while banning social apps.

23.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 416    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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The Call for Papers for the ~#PowerShell #Conference Europe 2026 in #Wiesbaden is now officially open.
You have until 14 December 2025 to submit your session.
โ†’ sessionize.com/psconfeu26
#PSConfEU #IT #automation #Germany #Europe

22.10.2025 15:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Implement a FileSystemWatcher in PowerShell Implement a FileSystemWatcher in PowerShell. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Recently on Discord I saw some talk about watching for file changes. I whipped up a quick Wait-File function that allows you to setup a FileSystemWatcher in #PowerShell to monitor for specific events (Files added/changed/removed) and perform an action when detected.

Perhaps you may find it useful:

21.10.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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