Mathias R. Jessen

Absolute legend

It’s wild to think the BurntToast #PowerShell module has been making Windows notifications for 10 years.

In our latest PowerShell Podcast episode, I got to chat with its creator @toastit.dev about finally hitting version 1.0 after a decade of community love and iteration.
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One of the many things that gets me about the Louvre password is you KNOW there are a bunch of world-weary sysadmins who gave up the fight years ago bc administrators kept complaining about a real password being TOO HARD & now they're simultaneously like 'I fucking TOLD YOU' & also in huge trouble.

Everyone knows the ai bubble is about to collapse us into a depression like the last 4 once in a lifetime economic downturns in the last 25 years combined, becoming the main plot point.

Total collapse of any meaningful sense of risk management, it's terrifying (and yes, maddening)

Sounds a lot like Theranos leadership anno 2015

Western media will be like "Israel explores limits of latest ceasefire"

I treat my employer’s devices as a hostile entity in my network, and I treat my devices as hostile to my employer’s network.

Plus I already over-work, so I’m not even putting work email or slack on my personal phone. Welcome to buy me a second phone if it’s necessary.

Torment nexus is when we're not about me?

This feels very validating, my house is a labyrinth of strategic Snickers caches 🤣

a little disappointed he didn't rip off the hood to reveal the skullet at the end

lol

Denne type plakat er politikerudgaven af at tage sine forældre med til jobsamtale 🫠

They hanged the people who got us the 8-hour workday.

I can't think of a single other time that an ostensible engineering productivity tool has needed to be forced into adoption like this so widely across the industry. It's like if everybody were mandating Git or Kubernetes uptake as part of performance reviews.

The tragicomedy is at least 3 layers deep

a16zheads

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

1 geological era seems long enough

Oh holy fuck this is why you red team shit before you go to prod you absolute bunch of weirdos. #infosec

"<thought truncated>..."

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I personally am significantly more worried about the effects of LLMs and AI video slop on children’s brain development than I am about even social media. I am very worried that our school systems and laws are pushing kids toward AI artificial “friends” while banning social apps.

The Call for Papers for the ~#PowerShell #Conference Europe 2026 in #Wiesbaden is now officially open.
You have until 14 December 2025 to submit your session.
→ sessionize.com/psconfeu26
#PSConfEU #IT #automation #Germany #Europe

Implement a FileSystemWatcher in PowerShell Implement a FileSystemWatcher in PowerShell. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

Recently on Discord I saw some talk about watching for file changes. I whipped up a quick Wait-File function that allows you to setup a FileSystemWatcher in #PowerShell to monitor for specific events (Files added/changed/removed) and perform an action when detected.

Perhaps you may find it useful:

Sam Jailman?

Altman? Sounds made up, I won't believe it until I hear it from Sam Mainman

Congrats! Du har nu flere penge end du nogensinde kommer til at bruge! Happy Farming!

Inden vi for alvor starter må vi lige emulere en minkkommission:
- Lokaliser dine save game files 💾
- Opdater //player/money så du starter med 400 mio. 🤑