Mathias R. Jessen

At this rate you'll have enough for an omelette by the end of the year 🤣

Q: Er verden syg?

A: Et atombevæbnet land, som har begået folkemord de sidste 2.5 år, og hvis statsleder er internationalt efterlyst, sønderbomber et andet land fordi det ikke må få atomvåben — og Vesten jubler.

Zoon is ziek. 😥 Iemand interesse om een kaartje over te nemen voor Spinvis en Saartje van Camp? Vanmiddag om 4 uur in Amsterdam.

Weirdly warm at the moment, clear and sunny - you'll be alright with a warm jacket! 😎

Kun? 22% er absurd høj tilslutning til en kronisk vendekåbe

Never "AI will be installed in grills, signal when meat is done" or "AI added to fountain drink dispenser, detects when cleaning required."

When they dream of person-approximating helper technologies, somehow it always circles back to policing or punishing employees.

Surprisingly coherent

The implication that we'll all transition from being working animals to being animals kept for leisure is almost too on the nose.

Yeet me into the sun

Det er tilgengæld kunst 😍

OpenClaw’s integrations section showing a whole bunch of email clients, chat apps, note apps

Sorry, but if I find out that you hooked an AI agent up to a signal chat you’re in, I’m never trusting you with anything ever again

Won't speak for The Left, but my "taking AI seriously" take is that it is misallocated investment, a financial bubble, and a privacy and security nightmare which will only get worse. Seems a bit more serious than "AI will be god soon and all fun and friendship will be replaced with AI tamagotchis"

washington post headline saying "the power of AI transfixed wall st and washington. recent research suggests it may be a mirage" as if these idiots just crawled out of a cave

oh word???? no shit????? for real????????

Name and shame!

you'll miss the Todds of the world when they're replaced by the Noahs who say "lets ask chatgpt"

I haven't had any Arby's for 18 months. 35 still to go 😮‍💨

manager: sorry melissa i know you love this job and do it well but we're laying you off to replace you with Al

me: sad but hey that seems to be happening to everyone rn so at least im not alone

guy named Alfonso: so when do i start

Glædelig Villiedag! 🥳🎉

obama starting a fight with brett kavanaugh at the liquor themed halloween party: uhhh.... let me be beer

That was the most delightful sportscast I've ever seen!

"The Epstein files proved them right!"

No they fucking didn't. You can't describe a conspiracy whose major actors are a secret elite composed mostly of marginalized people that doesn't actually exist, then suddenly declare you were right because a completely different conspiracy was uncovered.

What an Olympics

Alyssa Liu wins gold with the superpower of not caring what other people think

Lots of out queer American athletes winning medals and deciding to marry each other

A dog joins a cross country skiing race

I sort of learn how curling works

Just A+++ all around

Kram, spis, og tag tidligt hjem?

Yesterday my friend told me about her PHILOSOPHY students all using ai for their assignments and like come the fuck on man you’re in Uni doing the subject thats Thinking about Thinking and u refuse to Think

Er "Hærværk" en reference til det legendariske punkband, eller en slags kulinarisk dekonstruktion? 🤔

I'd like to wish a very happy Hawaiians Cooked And Ate Captain Cook Day to all who celebrate.

This morning, I got distracted while eating cheese because I remembered that the laughing cow is named Elsie and is married to Elmer the cow on the glue labels. To doublecheck that I hadn’t hallucinated that, I looked it up and fell down a dark internet rabbit hole.

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

"AI CEO" tells you everything worth knowing

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