Disaster Ship Blonde

(I actually have to get some sleep now. Fight amongst yourselves about whether or not Ben lives.)

"A bit of rope burn does nothing to dampen your ardour, I see. No, no hands, not for you. Spoils the mood, getting murdered, you know? Nah, it's not your paws I'm interested in. You just lie there like a good prisoner. It's a privilege, this. My little jewel's not for any old prick."

"I'm a generous sort. It'll be a job to hang a man of your size, and the boys are already tired from slaughtering your crew. I might be inclined to mercy if you make yourself useful. Prove you're not like all the other fat old men who shoot off the second I shimmy out of my breeches..."

"Tell you what, old man. Strike a deal with me. I'm a busy man. A stressed man, too, if I may be frank, and all you fucking whingeing prisoners don't help. I'll let you live, eh? That'd be nice, wouldn't it? Providing you can impress me. Providing you can help me unwind after a hard day's piracy."

Have we done role reversal Goldenboy, because—

I can never remember his actual name, so I default to that.

I did my best.

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

I only had time to draw a face screaming and the word "GREGNANT??"

Someone asked me to draw mpreg.

"Why is my baby crying?" "It is crying because it wants to be put into the microwave to become warm it is too cold"

Really enjoying this game.

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YouTube video by Magpie Mysterious Sweet Blood (1998) starring Rebecca Callard and Con O'Neill

DID YOU KNOW THAT THAT CON PLAYED A VAMPIRE IN A RADIO PLAY? 😍❤ (1998 Sweet Blood by Elizabeth Baines) #ConONeill #SweetBlood #ElizabethBaines
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuU9...

Meme image of two armies fighting, labelled "Our blessed Hornigold vs "their barbarous Hornigold"

Meme image of two armies fighting, labelled "Our blessed Hornigold vs "their barbarous Hornigold"

a ping pong game is being played with a score of 9823346.2 ALT: a ping pong game is being played with a score of 9823346.2

The braincell:

Ginger Stede had the sense to be worried, at least.

“Me frantically scrolling AO3” - @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social

RIP Ginger Stede

This docudrama was so stupid. I miss it.

Ugh, he’s so NICE 🤮

We’ve finally coaxed a sick burn out of Nice Hornigold

He’s so NICE. This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife.

Ben’s souped up his ride

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, carjacking

What in the gluten free Christ, Janet

Back at it, struggling through The Lost Pirate Kingdom

Oh captain, my captain

The screech that came out of me...

I'm just starting out learning to quilt and I'm so curious about jelly rolls. I suck at tessellating shapes so I'm staring with charm packs.

"My romance goes a different way"

We know.