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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS

Izzy, standing with his hands on his hips, and the text I am not a toy. I am not a pet. I am not a Christmas present. I am fifty-six years old, Edward.

I feel like Izzy is a peppermint guy. Good for the tummy.

Yes, he has his own pocket inside, and the chain will be attached. I need to get one of those 2000s wallet chains, but I've made my own with an old necklace and a carabiner for the time being.

Congratulations! I hope you feel better soon.

This is partly so I don't leave him somewhere, but also so that he doesn't spook and bolt when he sees the Chinese lion dancers.

Izzy doll by Rights wears a green Christmas jumper with a red and white candy cane on it, leather trousers, and a collar with a bell, a tag, and a chain attached.

He’s going to his first Christmas fair tomorrow and we’re taking no chances.

Izzy is just delighted that Ben’s sexy bulk saves on the heating bill.

(I think France is delightful, but thumbing our noses at the French is our national sport and has been for about a thousand years. This seems like an open goal in the culture wars.)

Re: last retweet. I do wonder why no one is treating immigration as a traditional fuck you to the French. I feel there’s a strong cultural history to back up “haha, of course people are risking their lives to come here - the alternative is France.”

Britain is a guy in a pub bottling himself in the face going you wan sum you wan sum im craaazy get out get out mmy pub ill fuck you up

Ha! Once again, the dream prophecy is fulfilled.

He had very soft white hair.

Dreamt me and Bronson Pinchot* were best mates. We were on a road trip to see some friends of his who'd created a house out of shipping containers. 🤷

*I know nothing about the guy

He tells Izzy it's for security. Something to support himself with if he's ever in need. (It's because he's a pervert.)

It feels right.

If young Izzy had an earring, Ben would go fully feral.

The earring of a trollop

(Obviously not, because he'll continue being a shit, but I like knowing I rattled him.)

Not only did my Tory MP never reply to my email asking him why he kept posting racist conspiracy theories, he's taken me off his mailing list.

Did I... win?

i think the inability to tell the difference between "i don't like it" and "i don't like it so i have to figure out a way to imply this thing i don't like is morally evil" is the most fundie thing i see people who are aren't technically fundie regularly do these days

Hours and hours of paperwork. The end is in sight. But now - let's make a filthy bowl of macaroni cheese for dinner.

Amen.

Me 🤝 Badgers Ben

Whoa!

Izzy: <grunting and snuffling in his sleep; hair in need of a wash; three days' worth of stubble on his cheeks>
Ben: My alabaster cherub.

Watching Badgers Ben in sitting up in Izzy's bed while Izzy snores beside him. Ben is wondering if he'll need to burn his suit - bedbugs a worrying possibility, not to mention damp. Izzy is dribbling into his lumpen pillow.

How come this is better than a suite at the Dorchester?