Bjørnar Egede-Nissen 🇨🇦🇳🇴~🇺🇦🇵🇸🍉

Hope you get well soon, fever sucks

36.5-37: normal
37-38: mild fever
38-40: heavy fever
40: go to hospital, now
45: you are dead

Can't imagine why 🙄

Like all large ships, she'll be carrying bunker fuel too which will be of local concern. Since it's Russian, it'll be the nastiest, heaviest oil you can imagine.

This made me smile.

Die Amerikaner haben echt Glück.
Überall, wo sie gegen Terrorismus kämpfen, finden sie Öl.

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Then what happened?

The US is not at war with Iran, it's a special military operation.

Oh, he meant BORED of peace.

“.. A banner depicting U.S. President Donald Trump hangs outside the Department of Justice building in Washington, D.C., on the day the United States and Israel launched strikes on Iran.”

@reuters.com

These are actual words written to describe an actual situation.

This is not fiction. It wouldn’t be believable.

Tulsi literally sold shirts

Well well well

The entrance and foyer though takes the cake. As for the organization, well... I was nearly kicked out of a conference there once for the sin of being in the computer room when Joe Clark came in. It does not do to discommode the great Joe Clark with your presence.

Let it be noted that Equinor, a Norwegian oil major, is the company behind Empire Wind.

pic of a trebuchet Trebuchets however, are HIGHLY effective for flinging billionaires to sufficient distances, at great speed YEET the rich

Wealth redistribution at 120 miles per hour

Friday Bonus Cartoon!

You will when Trump 48 makes it mandatory by executive order and the Department of State Security, offspring of ICE, comes knocking.

With Netflix Retreat, Trump Ally Larry Ellison Will Soon Own Warner Brothers, HBO, CNN, CBS, Paramount, Discovery, And Part Of TikTok Netflix has retreated from its protracted bidding war with Larry Ellison for control of Warner Brothers, giving the Trump ally likely control of Warner, CNN, and HBO. In a statement, Netflix co-CEO…

the upsides of the Paramount/Warner stuff:

1. Nobody at Paramount seems remotely competent

2. The U.S. isn't Hungary

3. The huge debt makes collapse very likely

4. Humans still have agency

5. Every time anybody has tried to use Warner to dominate media (see: AT&T) it has failed spectacularly

As modern architecture goes, I've seen worse. The location is fine. But why move the science centre? They could have two big museums or experience centres, with the OSC still on Don Mills. Win-win. Ofc the De Gasperis family, which must be salivating over the OSC lot, would lose.

Okay, but what does that mean for my horoscope? Surely can't be good.

Some bot account complaining about pronouns in bio shit. I asked the bot to write a poem about pangolins and it did

It happened again

A major shift, via Gallup. More from @joshuakeating.bsky.social www.vox.com/politics/480...

Australian labour day is now? Do you also do May 1? Well, enjoy your langhelg!