mel

the people are yearning for the kind and generous jams of Illinois by Sufjan Stevens

i didn't know bots actually responded to posts on here

shoplifting should take the place fishing used to occupy in our culture. avis of us wearing wraparound oakleys holding up cool stuff we stole, novelty "gone shopliftin'" door signs, that kind of stuff

?? no it is not, jon is a wonderful man

i am on this website for jon bois

dare i be so bold to propose that for the 2028 election democrats select a 0% hitler to run for president?

guess not yet

we should've left your kind on twitter (gamers)

did they fuck up this app

aaaah. i see. the iron dome is the resistance flying the x-wings, and the palestinian children whose water and electricity has been shut off is the death star…it’s coming together now

i post on bluesky when i feel like i need to see notifications

nukrad !!!!!!!!!!

i heard Charlie Brown was at your birthday party. I wasn't invited. they said he had hoes with him

that's not the truth ellen

It makes so much sense that I’m eligible for a free iPhone upgrade. I’ve been such a good girl

hey guys what’s the least amount of like, full meals you would kill someone for

guy who’s scared of ten thousand wasps: oh no i hope ten thousand wasps don’t appear
ten thousand wasps: hi

blue sky : ^ )

bryan from family guy: i’m writing my novel

guy from the suburbs who watches his ring camera 6 hours a day: why does that woke dog talk

elon musk: there is a tiny possibility there is more to this story than meets the eye

hey guys i’ve been meaning to ask this for a while where the FUCK is denver on a map.

guys idk why they let me on here but they did so we win these