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It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers First published on October 9, 2009, this classic by Colin Nissan is our most-read article of all time. We’re celebrating the 16th anniversary of th...

IT IS TIME.

22.09.2025 18:19 — 👍 1642 🔁 590 💬 20 📌 97

Andry Hernández Romero, the innocent make-up artist imprisoned without trial for 4 months in El Salvador by the Trump admin, is FREE.

He was wrongfully accused of being a gang member because of his “mom” and “dad” tattoos, and illegally sent to El Salvador without due process.

19.07.2025 00:55 — 👍 9561 🔁 2521 💬 196 📌 217

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20.07.2025 04:08 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

Does the pool taste like KFC coleslaw, or does KFC coleslaw taste like chlorine? These are the questions that plague me.

24.02.2025 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*bathes in the destruction of everything about their country that shows an ounce of compassion*

I wonder why I'm having trouble sleeping and my hair is falling out. Huh. A mystery.

03.02.2025 05:11 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

what's wrong babe, you've hardly touched today's heap of apocalyptic news headlines

01.02.2025 18:28 — 👍 1539 🔁 451 💬 11 📌 5

CDC Scientists Ordered to Withdraw Studies That Say ‘LGBT’ or ‘Pregnant People’

Scientists at the CDC were ordered late on Friday to withdraw any pending publications, at any scientific journal, that mention terms such as “transgender,” “immigrant,” “LGBT” or “pregnant people.”

02.02.2025 16:41 — 👍 2245 🔁 1145 💬 227 📌 249

IS THIS YOUR SON

03.02.2025 01:45 — 👍 5 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Laughing forever about Kendrick Lamar winning multiple Grammys for a diss track.

03.02.2025 04:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly, the variety of knowledge on Motor Trend shows is amusing. You've got the guys who "fix" engines with sponsored fuel additives and install floor mats, and the guy who has four steel tubes and a torch and is like, "I'm gonna build a truck today."

25.01.2025 18:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Orange tabby cat resting blissfully on a pile of clean laundry. His expression is pleased. His head is empty.

Thank you, kind sir. Truly, I couldn't put my laundry away without your help.

25.01.2025 00:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sure, I should be finishing my financial reports, but this deeply fascinating treatise on various types of wood glue isn't going to read itself.

14.01.2025 04:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What do you call a skeleton that just wants to hug and kiss you?

An XO-skeleton.

13.01.2025 16:45 — 👍 181 🔁 11 💬 22 📌 1

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