eliza 𓋹

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...y'sure you're a man?

// one day ill gain muse for eliza again... one day.

put me in a room with those mailmen crts and dice and they're all walking out pregnant.

is that so?

awh, i'm sure you can if we try hard enough.

😊

that seems unfair to you.

.. seems like you haven't a thought in there anyway. is that all it takes?

that wasn't the part i was concerned about, honey. you think you're getting *me* pregnant?

do you need me to be there with you, darling? 😊

how cute. and delusional.

why don't you try it for yourself and see just how much he loves it?

don't worry your pretty little head about it, sweetheart.

perhaps our dear mailman is straight because she's a woman who likes men. let's not discriminate.

adorable.

i know, honey. aren't i stunning?

mmh.. perhaps you ought to show off more often.

how adorable! why have you never shown me this little get-up before, dear?

i'm surprised you're actually agreeing. you're usually so shy...

of course i do, my darling. i may have an outfit in your size, too.

my headcanons

original pic

// heres my eliza hcs if anyone even gaf. is she sexy yes/no

down, girl.

edit by meee :3

my, i hope i'm not too late for the festive dress-up.

// BRUH CHILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

// is it too late for me to edit eliza in a slutty christmas outfit

( nc )

"motorboat mike" yeah i'm fucking trying to

letting my skeleton loose for a while #MySkeleton

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