i've been thinking about this for days and finally found the tweet that inspired this
21.11.2024 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i've been thinking about this for days and finally found the tweet that inspired this
21.11.2024 23:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it's almost 2025, can we *please* get some air fryer instructions on frozen chicken finger boxes
my addled brain has probably never set it to the same temp/time
picture of a mark hamill tweet announcing he's on bluesky
this makes me so depressed for reasons i can't put to words
18.11.2024 06:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
it feels weird posting the regular content i'd post on twitter ("i am so single and wildly depressed and need to be shot in the face with a gun") here
but we will persevere!
this was a great way to find out the strike ended
14.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Threads is exclusively posts from people who can't tell a story in less than two tweets, and who think good story-telling is emphasizing a couple words for dramatic effect so maybe their mundane stories seem interesting
"MEANWHILE i was minding my business at the ATM (22/)"-ass posts
you're the best
14.11.2024 16:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
there's an easy way to move my following list over
...right?
Pretty fitting that the last post I saw before twitter went down was the guy from dukes of hazard threatening to kill the president
21.12.2023 06:08 — 👍 1477 🔁 273 💬 113 📌 61
I am simply not prepared for twitter to be dead
I needed more time
Like....why. Let something be pure for a literal day???
19.04.2023 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bright lights, big city
19.04.2023 14:48 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Thank you!!
19.04.2023 05:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0heading home
19.04.2023 02:45 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0the sky is a lonely place
19.04.2023 00:24 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0