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i've been thinking about this for days and finally found the tweet that inspired this

21.11.2024 23:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's almost 2025, can we *please* get some air fryer instructions on frozen chicken finger boxes

my addled brain has probably never set it to the same temp/time

18.11.2024 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

picture of a mark hamill tweet announcing he's on bluesky

this makes me so depressed for reasons i can't put to words

18.11.2024 06:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it feels weird posting the regular content i'd post on twitter ("i am so single and wildly depressed and need to be shot in the face with a gun") here

but we will persevere!

16.11.2024 22:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this was a great way to find out the strike ended

14.11.2024 20:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Threads is exclusively posts from people who can't tell a story in less than two tweets, and who think good story-telling is emphasizing a couple words for dramatic effect so maybe their mundane stories seem interesting

"MEANWHILE i was minding my business at the ATM (22/)"-ass posts

14.11.2024 20:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you're the best

14.11.2024 16:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there's an easy way to move my following list over

...right?

14.11.2024 06:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

Pretty fitting that the last post I saw before twitter went down was the guy from dukes of hazard threatening to kill the president

21.12.2023 06:08 — 👍 1493    🔁 275    💬 113    📌 61

I am simply not prepared for twitter to be dead

I needed more time

21.12.2023 05:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like....why. Let something be pure for a literal day???

19.04.2023 16:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bright lights, big city

19.04.2023 14:48 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!!

19.04.2023 05:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

heading home

19.04.2023 02:45 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

the sky is a lonely place

19.04.2023 00:24 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0