Estrogen Elf

Hear me out…

Wait frick how long ‘till it’s gone now I always leave this for last moment fml

Very well then I’m sorry Liam but I always knew. Even if you reposted others’ posts to try and make me jealous it didn’t work - it was never going to work between us.

Not because we are both seeing someone else, not because of the literal Atlantic ocean between us - but because you’re a Khorne fan.

It's only his first scandal which would be prosecutable for any other person so we can let it slip this time.

Chrono-displaced Trotskyite Starmerism, actually.

Spoil it for me. Is it anarcho-syndicalism?

So as I understand it, Fortnite did a collab with The Simpsons and when it came to emotes, they didn't put Marge krumping?

A video you could game, one might describe it as

Why would Pandora stick a screwdriver in the demon core

You may think what you’re posting is cute but replace “progesterone” with “human rights”

Not so funny anymore is it

Elf daughter pt2 🧝‍♀️

We must imagine Liam happy.

Bots are stupid this day and age kinda sucks sometimes

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Biblically accurate elf

Mr Wick. Thank you for joining me. I bet this ‘Discord’ is not the sort of establishment you expected. Now. Tell me. Have you heard of Team Fortress 2?

Im sure that’s cool and awesome though

Whenever people praise Star Trek I am reminded there is an episode where there’s an AU planet where China won some war and the US was subjugated but Kirk shows up reads the US constitution and fixes every problem because everyone’s ethical now after reading the sacred texts

How long is this adjustment period supposed to take asking for a McDonald’s regional manager

The word you’re looking for is “Good”.

I like the arms they go ATATATATATATA

Elon Musk’s only innovation will probably be ways to harass AI sextbots in ways that make even programs uncomfortable

TIL that the most loathsome, cringe, and insulting ad I've seen in decades on a youtube ad was made by Linden Inc, of Second Life

First time in my life I had to look up how to block a specific ad on youtube god damn

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Nazi tat affair useful because anyone doing bizarre prevarications atm re how its totally normal to have a Nazi tattoo, good actually, not a big deal that'd matter in an election, if anything its cringe you care, etc etc, has revealed you never need to take their politics opinions seriously again.

I do *not* have a spoon’s worth of microplastics in my brain - it is a homunculus’ worth and it will someday burst out of my cranium like Pallas Athena to shitpost wisdom like never before

Contemporary descriptions of Joan of Arc describe her as ‘short, stocky’ and with ‘large grave brown eyes’.

So I added those too together and I interpreted someone with Allies at Cosplay’s build and the look of Aubrey Plaza

My addition to that was the braided hair

I learned what a snowbunny refers to in a fetishized context from seeing people use it casually in marvel rivals twitch streams and I will never stop being fascinated at how not-normal gamers (pejorative) are

Oh wow the Fallout universe is getting pretty good at predicting the outcome of the US there’s already a big hole in the White House