Estrogen Elf

If there is something I have learned of vampires from vampire pictures it’s that they are really terrible eaters who have no fucking idea how not to spill their drinks

Happens to me every day that ends with y :(

oh ur killing me, estelle

(this technically makes u my mortal enemy)

fuck my chungus coding life i'm writing my code and im getting syntax errors but then when i give in to bitter frustration and borderline suicidal ideation I cave in to the AI helper in Datacamp and that shit just gives me the same code I put in - word for word - symbol by symbol - except it works

using what

ancient problems require ancient solutions

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is wearing a bow tie and has a speech bubble above him . Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is wearing a bow tie and has a speech bubble above him .

Who you callin’ a homo

Let he who is right be the first to axiomatize their arguments

Me in a red jumper talking into a mic and holding my hand up. Behind me is a slide with the words "You tell me I am wrong. // Who are you, who is anybody, to tell me I am wrong? // I am not wrong."

Finnur Dellsén got a nice pic of me on my standard Q&A slide, so now I have a stock reply to any time anyone disagrees with me.

I need a game in the style of Hades where you get boons to advance but the boons come from the Forgotten Realms gods so it's Gruumsh, Corellon, Lolth, Mystra, Selune and others duking it out in all sorts of antagonistic banter

I think it is important for elves and elf-adjacent creatures to have fangs

I like how the Wikipedia list of fictional vampires does not include Vlad, from Magicka, which is fitting considering Vlad is *definitely not* a vampire.

And at no point whatsoever, even with Zohran, AOC, Pritzker, Polanski, *anyone* has there ever been the closest, smallest, slightest threat upon this system and people like Murdoch and the Kochs are nowhere closer to having any consequence because politics are for sale.

And thats just news.

NYT isnt an actual journalist site it’s a hit piece for propagandists aimed at a low-middle to higher middle-class. New York Post aims way below that educational and socioeconomic level and parallels to this exist in your country, mine, and every other.

I dunno man. My opinion is that news work because there has been a deliberate, planned, and strategic set of political decisions that stretch back decades before we were even born that bred a population hungry for ragebait and whose sole brand for wealth is consumerism.

I think you’re far too optimistic on the assessment - you put more thought into this post than your most-intellectually-praised elite has on politics

Oh wow this style is very cute!! Thanks for the chance~

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Wait frick how long ‘till it’s gone now I always leave this for last moment fml

Very well then I’m sorry Liam but I always knew. Even if you reposted others’ posts to try and make me jealous it didn’t work - it was never going to work between us.

Not because we are both seeing someone else, not because of the literal Atlantic ocean between us - but because you’re a Khorne fan.

It's only his first scandal which would be prosecutable for any other person so we can let it slip this time.

Chrono-displaced Trotskyite Starmerism, actually.

Spoil it for me. Is it anarcho-syndicalism?

So as I understand it, Fortnite did a collab with The Simpsons and when it came to emotes, they didn't put Marge krumping?

A video you could game, one might describe it as

Why would Pandora stick a screwdriver in the demon core

You may think what you’re posting is cute but replace “progesterone” with “human rights”

Not so funny anymore is it

Elf daughter pt2 🧝‍♀️

We must imagine Liam happy.